The freindly little message I left for this asshole

[stayinstacked]

This ****head writes my wife on Myspace, his messege reads "Hey, your pretty hot. My name is Jerry and I'm a dentist, you can hit me up at ##### if your interested, and I live in "Some city, USA" So I jotted his number down in my phone. As I was taking a shit I called him, got a machine, damnit!! Anyways my messege was word for word" Hey, I dont know you and you dont know me, and you sure as hell dont wanna know me. I have your name, number, and I know where you live. You left a messege for my wife on Myspace, and it says she's married in her profile, and there are even pictures of me in it, it's very evitable she's with me. It would be in your best interest not to **** with married women, and if you write my wife again I will hunt you down and make you sorry you ever did!! hahahaha, so the dude probably wont sleep good for awhile, thats what he gets the ****ing prick!! My wife would never do anything, but I just thought it was rude and he needed a little surprise on his machine. Then I wiped my ass and went and cooked eggs

[Growingpains]

haha

[Smak]

hahaha you called him from the shitter?

That's fukin classic.

What a dumbass! He didn't see that it says married on her page?


BTW I saw your myspace from swolecat's links. Good stuff!

[Smak]

THIS IS STILL HOW I FEEL ABOUT MYSPACE.

http://www.myspaceisgay.com/

[spencer]

Then I wiped my ass and went and cooked eggs

LMFAO as i sit here half drunk in my room lol.

[Red Ketchup]

THIS IS STILL HOW I FEEL ABOUT MYSPACE.

http://www.myspaceisgay.com/

Too funny!

"eyes" ---> "Beware, quite possibly a ninja!"

Red

[Smak]

Too funny!

"eyes" ---> "Beware, quite possibly a ninja!"

Red

Funny, but very true.

[G-1000]

[chest6]

haha right on smak. I fukin hate 'angles' with a passion

[guest589745]

lol.

[firmechicano831]

you got him good.

[IronFreakX]

if you write my wife again I will hunt you down and make you sorry you ever did!!

Jerry : Hello, I just got a death threat from ***** ****** I would like to file a report etc.... etc....

Not the smartest thing to have something recored like that, you shoulda waited till he answered than scared the shit outta him......

but I wouldve done the exact same thing when pissed off so fvck it

[stayinstacked]

Jerry : Hello, I just got a death threat from ***** ****** I would like to file a report etc.... etc....

Not the smartest thing to have something recored like that, you shoulda waited till he answered than scared the shit outta him......

but I wouldve done the exact same thing when pissed off so fvck it

nah, not worried. I thought about it, whats the dude gonna do? Call up and be like " yeah, I wrote to some guys wife...."

[one8nine]

This ****head writes my wife on Myspace, his messege reads "Hey, your pretty hot. My name is Jerry and I'm a dentist, you can hit me up at ##### if your interested, and I live in "Some city, USA" So I jotted his number down in my phone. As I was taking a shit I called him, got a machine, damnit!! Anyways my messege was word for word" Hey, I dont know you and you dont know me, and you sure as hell dont wanna know me. I have your name, number, and I know where you live. You left a messege for my wife on Myspace, and it says she's married in her profile, and there are even pictures of me in it, it's very evitable she's with me. It would be in your best interest not to **** with married women, and if you write my wife again I will hunt you down and make you sorry you ever did!! hahahaha, so the dude probably wont sleep good for awhile, thats what he gets the ****ing prick!! My wife would never do anything, but I just thought it was rude and he needed a little surprise on his machine. Then I wiped my ass and went and cooked eggs

i hope you washed your hands somewhere in between

i hate poop eggs

[PROTEINSHAKE]

so um....whats her myspace address ?? HAHA !!!! just kidding...dont call or PM me with death threats....

[1819]

hahaha you called him from the shitter?

That's fukin classic.

What a dumbass! He didn't see that it says married on her page?


BTW I saw your myspace from swolecat's links. Good stuff!

since when do people who cheat care if someone is married? i know i get alot of flak for this but we are grown adults. why be on myspace? leave that for the 16 year olds. when i check out peoples profiles who link them to me in emails i gotta laugh. all b.s. funny how all my friends profiles and most others ive seen, all seem like a dating or pick up profile anyway. they're all aspiring actors or starting bands and of course income is well into the hundreds of thousands. why have a place to toot your own horn if your not looking for some attention? now of course there are people on there promoting their business which is cool and exposure is the key. 99 out of 100 just have nothing else to do.

[stayinstacked]

since when do people who cheat care if someone is married? i know i get alot of flak for this but we are grown adults. why be on myspace? leave that for the 16 year olds. when i check out peoples profiles who link them to me in emails i gotta laugh. all b.s. funny how all my friends profiles and most others ive seen, all seem like a dating or pick up profile anyway. they're all aspiring actors or starting bands and of course income is well into the hundreds of thousands. why have a place to toot your own horn if your not looking for some attention? now of course there are people on there promoting their business which is cool and exposure is the key. 99 out of 100 just have nothing else to do.

My wife is on there to talk to her freinds and it's just something to do when she's bored. I'm on there to stay in touch w/ old and new freinds, and talk bodybuilding w/ some of the guys. Nothing more, nothing less.

[rar1015]

Then I wiped my ass and went and cooked eggs

[Panzerfaust]

[Italion Stallion07]

hahah fvcking hilarious

[novastepp]

love this whole thread

[Venomous Nemisis]

LMFAO

[taiboxa]

this thread made me think...
Someone NEEDS to email askaninja ABOUt MYSpaCe see how he feel about it

[spywizard]

wow... although i agree with you, you left voice evidence that would convict you of communicating a threat...

now if he's a dentist.. he probably has some friends that could make your life a living hell..

I agree with what you did.. but you have exposed yourself to alot of finacial and criminal possibilities..

Like i said, i agree with what you did.. but i would have purchased with cash a prepaid phone, then used that..

but that's me...

[farrebarre]

lol nice story, i liked the part about whiping ur ass n cooking eggs

[1819]

[QUOTE=spywizard]wow... although i agree with you, you left voice evidence that would convict you of communicating a threat...

now if he's a dentist.. lol. ya know he's not though. he's LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

[biglouie250]

my woman gets that all time....we laugh about it. its pretty pathetic that all these losers do stuff like that. what i do is copy what they say and leave it as her comments so they know that i see her myspace messages.....

[MatrixGuy]

Maybe he just wanted to give her a check up?

[NYGIANTS21]

Your threads are always great

[stayinstacked]

wow... although i agree with you, you left voice evidence that would convict you of communicating a threat...

now if he's a dentist.. he probably has some friends that could make your life a living hell..

I agree with what you did.. but you have exposed yourself to alot of finacial and criminal possibilities..

Like i said, i agree with what you did.. but i would have purchased with cash a prepaid phone, then used that..

but that's me...

Your right, it probably would have been best to call from another phone such as a pay phone, but I'm the type of person who just doesnt give a **** and I'd invite somebody like this to come and try to **** with me. Big deal, the guy says he's a dentist, and I'm a broke firefighter, so what. I have his page and messege saved so if tries anything then people know I'm not making this up just to give somebody a hard time. And to me, my messege wasnt a threat, it was an optional agreement. It's plain and simple, quit your B.S. and I will not bother you ever again, keep it up and see what you get. He drew first blood, not me. He drew first blood

[goodcents]

Why do men get so worked up over this stuff? Myspace is like a big menu, even though some things are not available, they can still "request" it. I would of just had her write back that she's married and no thanks. Life is too short, pick your battles.

[Doc.Sust]

[BG]

At the end of the message you should have put the phone by the toliet and flushed.

[Swiggy]

This ****head writes my wife on Myspace, his messege reads "Hey, your pretty hot. My name is Jerry and I'm a dentist, you can hit me up at ##### if your interested, and I live in "Some city, USA" So I jotted his number down in my phone. As I was taking a shit I called him, got a machine, damnit!! Anyways my messege was word for word" Hey, I dont know you and you dont know me, and you sure as hell dont wanna know me. I have your name, number, and I know where you live. You left a messege for my wife on Myspace, and it says she's married in her profile, and there are even pictures of me in it, it's very evitable she's with me. It would be in your best interest not to **** with married women, and if you write my wife again I will hunt you down and make you sorry you ever did!! hahahaha, so the dude probably wont sleep good for awhile, thats what he gets the ****ing prick!! My wife would never do anything, but I just thought it was rude and he needed a little surprise on his machine. Then I wiped my ass and went and cooked eggs

It would have sounded a lot better if you said " Then i wiped my ass, washed my hands and went and cooked eggs" ....just my opinion

[Anabolios]

I don't skip any of your threads SS....too funny

You have genetic rage bro

I woulda done the same shieeet

[gixxerboy1]

Bro tell your wife to set her profile to private. Then random guys cant see it and she can still keep in touch with her friends.

I don't think this guy would do anything but if he wanted to push it you would be screwed. And just because he sent your wife a message isnt a defence. Morally yea but not legally.

[stayinstacked]

Bro tell your wife to set her profile to private. Then random guys cant see it and she can still keep in touch with her friends.

I don't think this guy would do anything but if he wanted to push it you would be screwed. And just because he sent your wife a message isnt a defence. Morally yea but not legally.

In about 99% of cases I'd say that you were correct, but you dont understand where I live in the country. These people still watch Smokey and the Bandit as if it just hit the theatres, it works a little different around here. My brother ****ed some dude up so bad he had to have artificial bone put in his nose, a bunch of dental work, and the kid had a serious concussion. They were trying to say that my brother had used excessive force on the guy, but the guy held a loaded shotgun to my bros stomach about 2 min b4 it went down. He would probably have gotten into severe shit for all the damage he did to this guy, but every cop that was on the scene is defending him, he became the ****ing village hero.

[kloter1]

why is your wife on myspace. its inevitable she'll get messages like that. duh.

[fatale]

This ****head writes my wife on Myspace, his messege reads "Hey, your pretty hot. My name is Jerry and I'm a dentist, you can hit me up at ##### if your interested, and I live in "Some city, USA" So I jotted his number down in my phone. As I was taking a shit I called him, got a machine, damnit!! Anyways my messege was word for word" Hey, I dont know you and you dont know me, and you sure as hell dont wanna know me. I have your name, number, and I know where you live. You left a messege for my wife on Myspace, and it says she's married in her profile, and there are even pictures of me in it, it's very evitable she's with me. It would be in your best interest not to **** with married women, and if you write my wife again I will hunt you down and make you sorry you ever did!! hahahaha, so the dude probably wont sleep good for awhile, thats what he gets the ****ing prick!! My wife would never do anything, but I just thought it was rude and he needed a little surprise on his machine. Then I wiped my ass and went and cooked eggs

He probably thinks that your wife would cheat on you. Or atleast hoping in his case.....freaking scumbag. Lol@you though leaving a message on his phone while you are taking a shit.

I agree with gixxerboy ..she should set her profile on private. ( no offense but myspace is geigh.. most people just use it to get some booty and they dont care what is your status is..)

[TADOLFI]

Stacked...another great trials and tribulations post my man!

I suggest you get a shirt like this to warn people.



Take care brother!