ok i wanna invent something..

[Bojangles69]

i was talking to this guy today (names blake) and i overhear from some people that hes an inventor, doesnt work or do shit. saw his house today and wanted to rob his ass.
i overheard before i met him that he was on his phone one day a while ago and was getting a lot of background noice so he drilled a stupid little hole in his phone. and wallah!! those little stupid holes were invented and he made a fortune of it... for drilling a F*&%KING HOLE IN A PHONE!!!!!!!!

He went into this whole shpeal about how as humans evolve we become lazier and lazier and invent things to basically satsify our laziness.

Well im not lazy but i do have a SERIOUS problem waking up in the morning. Have gone through a good number of alarm clocks in my life. And i was thinking, alarm clocks are stupid. They make a little noise, you wake up still asleep, push a button and go back to bed. At least for me, when my alarm goes off i dont know who i am, where i am or what im doing. I have about 1% concious activity going on when i roll over and punch my clock.

So i had an idea. Im gonna invent a clock with a 9 digit number pad. The alarm will be ear piercingly loud. But instead of pushing a stupid little button it will randomly display like a 16 digit number and you have to enter the number to shut if off. I figure this will make you THINK, which is what you want, to wake up your brain not your body, because just because i can move doesnt mean im awake. So my question is would you buy this thing?? and if not feel free to add your own idea and i promise i wont steal it, ill just change it slightly and get a patent for it lol. But serious i cant wake up for shit in the morning, im only 23 and i wake up like an 80 year old.

[Kale]

i was talking to this guy today (names blake) and i overhear from some people that hes an inventor, doesnt work or do shit. saw his house today and wanted to rob his ass.
i overheard before i met him that he was on his phone one day a while ago and was getting a lot of background noice so he drilled a stupid little hole in his phone. and wallah!! those little stupid holes were invented and he made a fortune of it... for drilling a F*&%KING HOLE IN A PHONE!!!!!!!!

He went into this whole shpeal about how as humans evolve we become lazier and lazier and invent things to basically satsify our laziness.

Well im not lazy but i do have a SERIOUS problem waking up in the morning. Have gone through a good number of alarm clocks in my life. And i was thinking, alarm clocks are stupid. They make a little noise, you wake up still asleep, push a button and go back to bed. At least for me, when my alarm goes off i dont know who i am, where i am or what im doing. I have about 1% concious activity going on when i roll over and punch my clock.

So i had an idea. Im gonna invent a clock with a 9 digit number pad. The alarm will be ear piercingly loud. But instead of pushing a stupid little button it will randomly display like a 16 digit number and you have to enter the number to shut if off. I figure this will make you THINK, which is what you want, to wake up your brain not your body, because just because i can move doesnt mean im awake. So my question is would you buy this thing?? and if not feel free to add your own idea and i promise i wont steal it, ill just change it slightly and get a patent for it lol. But serious i cant wake up for shit in the morning, im only 23 and i wake up like an 80 year old.

Jesus dude, do you have any idea how many suicides that will cause ?

[rake922]

I like the idea of typing in 16 random digits in order turn it off. It doesn't have to be ear piercing since some people could die from the excitement. It also could damage the user's hearing if it's too loud.

[stunner5000pt]

it is a good idea

try selling it

[IronFreakX]

These patent office is 20 mins away, Ill have to check with my lawyer if someone said it on a message board can it be used against me or not

Thanx

[Bojangles69]

i will put c-4 in your clock.. gahead

[Growingpains]

um, well if you are looking to invest in some stocks? I would invest in Valero (VLO), Sirius satellite radio (Siri), and Exxon.

I recommend google.finance

[Growingpains]

well, it might not be as cool as reinventing the wheel. but you can still make shitload of money.

[IronFreakX]

i will put c-4 in your clock.. gahead

You're not gonna be allowed to make em cause I'll have the patent for em

[STYLE74]

I really don't need an alarm clock because my body is so used to waking up at 6am every day that i just wake up no problem, but i definately do know some people that could sleep through an atomic bomb and i would just buy 1 or 2 for them. So yes i would buy atleast one or 2 and give them as gifts.

[Timm1704]

i have the town crier employed to wake me every day. every morning, at 8am, in he strolls, seven feet 2 inches tall, and 390lbs of lung/voicebox, with his bell in his hand, and a rooster on his shoulder, making that noise that roosters do. sometimes that doesnt even work, as im no longer petrified of these experiences, so yes, il take a clock or two

[STYLE74]

i have the town crier employed to wake me every day. every morning, at 8am, in he strolls, seven feet 2 inches tall, and 390lbs of lung/voicebox, with his bell in his hand, and a rooster on his shoulder, making that noise that roosters do. sometimes that doesnt even work, as im no longer petrified of these experiences, so yes, il take a clock or two

What are you talking about?

[Timm1704]

What are you talking about?

nobody knows, does anybody know why noone ever sees a baby pigeon with all the other pigeons? nobody knows that either

[STYLE74]

nobody knows, does anybody know why noone ever sees a baby pigeon with all the other pigeons? nobody knows that either

Your right why is that all pigeons look grown up? Someone has to know that!

[StoneGRMI]

Put the alarm clock across the room and as loud as it goes. Getting up to turn it off will wake you up enough to get going. At least it works for me.

[Timm1704]

Your right why is that all pigeons look grown up? Someone has to know that!

also, why are they called buildings, when they have already been built?!?

[Carlos_E]

Put the alarm clock across the room and as loud as it goes. Getting up to turn it off will wake you up enough to get going. At least it works for me.

I get up, walk across the room, hit snooze and go back to sleep. I can do this 3-4 times and still be asleep.

[gixxerboy1]

I have seen an alarm clock like a ball, You set the time and to activate it you throw it. I guess the jolt of it hitting arms it. But when it goes off in the moring you have to find where ever it bounced to to shut it off.

[STYLE74]

also, why are they called buildings, when they have already been built?!?

You are 2 funny timm...you must have tons of these!!

[goodcents]

I would smash the thing the first morning.

[thegodfather]

I've slept through my HOUSE ALARM going off before at 3am... Currently I have an alarm clock which my lamp hooks into, and then another device goes under my bed. When the alarm goes off it makes a crazy noise, it blinks the lamp on and off, and vibrates the bed in pulses. I think I found it in an AARP magazine for really old ass people that have trouble getting up. I'm not 80, but damn I can sleep through anything. Sounds like a tuff idea to get patented as all your really talking about is a keypad to turn something off, its not new or revolutionary and seems like something any company who makes alarm clocks could implement in a day.

[FranKieC]

I wouldn't discuss any ideas I had on the internet lol

How do you know somebody won't try this and make millions before you do?

[Timm1704]

I wouldn't discuss any ideas I had on the internet lol

How do you know somebody won't try this and make millions before you do?

exactly what i was thinking

[1819]

i will patent the foam covering for the clock. it will be needed when people fling this thing across the friggin room every morning after only typing in 4 or 5 numbers.

[Bojangles69]

I wouldn't discuss any ideas I had on the internet lol

How do you know somebody won't try this and make millions before you do?

honestly because ive had better ideas before and never had the balls to actually secure a patent for it, but if i ever do see a clock like this on ebay selling like slim jims at a p diddy concert, ill def tie a brick around my feet and jump in the atlantic ocean.

[goodcents]

i will patent the foam covering for the clock. it will be needed when people fling this thing across the friggin room every morning after only typing in 4 or 5 numbers.

Better sell the receptacle that screws it into the wall also, so they don't unplug it (they make these for hospitals so stuff doesn't get unplug and someones dies )

[Bojangles69]

i will patent the foam covering for the clock. it will be needed when people fling this thing across the friggin room every morning after only typing in 4 or 5 numbers.

ahaha we'll put a little reset device that goes back to number 1 everytime you kick or punch it!! that'll teach em.

[Timm1704]

ahaha we'll put a little reset device that goes back to number 1 everytime you kick or punch it!! that'll teach em.

even better, when they go to turn off the clock, it gives them an electric shock, and blows them out of bed! that would wake the buggers hahaha

[Bojangles69]

Better sell the receptacle that screws it into the wall also, so they don't unplug it (they make these for hospitals so stuff doesn't get unplug and someones dies )

good idea, either that or one of those screwed in philips head battery type compartments, so when they do unplug it the energy supply switches to the battery and they have find a philips head (takes about 4 hours just to do that in my house)

[1819]

honestly because ive had better ideas before and never had the balls to actually secure a patent for it, but if i ever do see a clock like this on ebay selling like slim jims at a p diddy concert, ill def tie a brick around my feet and jump in the atlantic ocean.

the thing is with patents there are millions and millions of them. you could have the greatest idea in the world and if it cant be sold then its just another patent. thats why those tv commercials that charge a fee and tell you they'll get the patent for you is a scam. patent doesnt = money.

[Bojangles69]

even better, when they go to turn off the clock, it gives them an electric shock, and blows them out of bed! that would wake the buggers hahaha

yes a self-contained taser gun!!! AWESOME IDEA. the body of the clock will have to be made of stainless steel or some conductive material to work properly.

[Bojangles69]

the thing is with patents there are millions and millions of them. you could have the greatest idea in the world and if it cant be sold then its just another patent. thats why those tv commercials that charge a fee and tell you they'll get the patent for you is a scam. patent doesnt = money.

this is true, patent = take your money kick you in the ballz and run.

[1819]

sleep on a bed of spring loaded carpet tacks. 6 a.m. and wham!

[Timm1704]

sleep on a bed of spring loaded carpet tacks. 6 a.m. and wham!

lol thats great. if you really struggle to wake up, we could combine the three things: alarm goes off, horible, loud noise, 'sleeper' starts punching the numbers into the pad, but on a random number they get an electric shock, enough to slightly singe afew hairs and make them roll around in bed from shock. give it 3 seconds, then the springs kick in, and they sail up out of bed, after wetting themselves from the shock.

theyd never sleep again. thatd learn em

[1819]

lol. maybe we should all skip the late show and go to bed a little early

[Bojangles69]

this has truley become the the clock of satan.

now if only we cant think of a name for it..

[Bojangles69]

lol. maybe we should all skip the late show and go to bed a little early

that would be to easy.. duhhh haha jk.

[taiboxa]

uhh heres what i did when i got up at 4:15 to train (for boxin)
my bedroom was pretty big and i had a boobbox w/ an alarm on it that wood wake u up w/ watever track u wanted from cd or radio station

well i wood put boom box faraway as possible in corner put tons of shit in my way so i had to be ALERT TO REACH IT

so at 4:15 mudvayne be BLARING and i wood have to traverse an obstacle course to get to it by then blood is flowin and im awakE!!!! neat eh????

[bor]

this is one of the funniest thread ever on AR

The TAZER/SHOCKER/KICK YOU IN THE BALLS alarmclock! Get yours TODAY! Attachement for kicking in the balls sold separately!

[Timm1704]

this is one of the funniest thread ever on AR

The TAZER/SHOCKER/KICK YOU IN THE BALLS alarmclock! Get yours TODAY! Attachement for kicking in the balls sold separately!

*** optional blowjob machine for those who manage to wake up first time ten consecutive mornings *** batteries not included