The lady and I split up...

[StoneGRMI]

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.












jk

[rake922]

Awesome...

[taiboxa]

ROFL
its cheaper than makeup and10x more effective

[thedoctordavo]

lmao

[D3m3nt3d]

Haha I was going to say join the f*cking crowd!

[StoneGRMI]

Haha I was going to say join the f*cking crowd!

I read the joke and knew I had to post it here with all the other breakup threads! At least this one can make ya laugh a little

[shortie]

LMAO!! Beer is a natural aphrodisiac for fat chicks.

[Venomous Nemisis]

Nice

[bor]

fvck

[PROTEINSHAKE]

[rar1015]

Now thats some funny stuff right there!!!