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  1. 08-08-2006, 11:52 AM #1
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    The lady and I split up...

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

    Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

    I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

    She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

    I told her that was what the beer was for.

    I don't think she's coming back.












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  2. 08-08-2006, 11:54 AM #2
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  3. 08-08-2006, 12:10 PM #3
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  5. 08-08-2006, 12:17 PM #5
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    Haha I was going to say join the f*cking crowd!
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  6. 08-08-2006, 12:24 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d
    Haha I was going to say join the f*cking crowd!
    I read the joke and knew I had to post it here with all the other breakup threads! At least this one can make ya laugh a little
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  7. 08-08-2006, 12:25 PM #7
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    LMAO!! Beer is a natural aphrodisiac for fat chicks.
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  10. 08-08-2006, 12:53 PM #10
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  11. 08-08-2006, 12:58 PM #11
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