if your good friend wanted to kick your ass...

**bulldawg_28** · 08-09-2006, 02:22 PM

Would you let him, or would you fight back? My ex's cousin, who happens to be like a brother to me once said to me that if I ever cheated on her then he'd drive 3 hours just to try and kick my ass. I told him that I could never lay a hand on him in anger. If he ever wanted to, I'd probably just stand there and take it. Although I know he couldn't hurt me too bad. We're both the same height (5'4), but I outweigh him by 60 pounds. Anybody else have a friend like that?

**rake922** · 08-09-2006, 02:24 PM

My friends don't want to kick my ass and vice versa

**chest6** · 08-09-2006, 02:24 PM

If my best friend ever tried to fight me I couldnt do it..but hes said the same thing about me..that he wouldnt be able to do it..sounds cheesy but thats the way it is

**Superhuman** · 08-09-2006, 02:26 PM

if YOUR best friend wants to fight you then you're not HIS best friend.

**kyjelly** · 08-09-2006, 02:26 PM

If people are mature and act like adults, there are other ways around fighting.

I have a couple friends like that. But if it came down to it, and I had to absolutely fight. I would let them take the first punch, and basically be in defense mode, and try to restrain them, but not hurt them.

Couple years ago, by buddy kept doing coke and I told him to quit that shit...he didnt, so I threw away abour 7 8balls in his closet.

He attacked me, but I just pinned him down and restrained him and pretty much slapped sense into him.

**Homeguard** · 08-09-2006, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by rake922

My friends don't want to kick my ass and vice versa

Bang on bro'

They wanna fight you, they aint no friend

**boxingbean** · 08-09-2006, 02:27 PM

....YA DUHH...sumtimes a good ass kickin by ur buddy will straighten u/him out

ive done it... it happens

my boy got addicted to heroin for a year b4 i found out....i saw him 8months ago ****ED HIS SHIT UP!!!!! and into detox we took him, and hes now my boy again..clean n smilin, back in the gym.

another time, i had to lay my bro out for being a lazy bum who wouldnt get up to pay our bills, he quit his job, started drinkin a lot, gettin beligerant, hittin on our good friends, talkin shit to friends, acting a fool, no chores no nothing, no income...OLDER BRO too...laid him out this last saturday

hes gettin ready for an interview as we speak..i can see him ironing....

**boxingbean** · 08-09-2006, 02:28 PM

but over a gf, thats different, no one has a right to say dumb shit, relationships are private...

**chest6** · 08-09-2006, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

if YOUR best friend wants to fight you then you're not HIS best friend.

Very true. I just took the question as being hypothetical..mine would NEVER want to fight me nor would I EVER want to fight him.

**Hackamaniac** · 08-09-2006, 02:30 PM

I'd defend myself no matter who it is if they attack me..

**Hackamaniac** · 08-09-2006, 02:31 PM

I have punched my best friend in the mouth when we were about 15...We are still best friends though at the age of 26..

**chest6** · 08-09-2006, 02:32 PM

Well I went after one of my best friends once during a basketball game cuz it got heated

but I didnt hit him..and one of my other best friends broke it up

**boxingbean** · 08-09-2006, 02:33 PM

my friend thanx me everyday for bustin up his grill...his teeth almost fell out...

but thats nothing, i punch him out, or he continues heroin...

hmmm not a tuff choice for me.

**305GUY** · 08-09-2006, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by boxingbean

but over a gf, thats different, ...

exactly.. ive gotten into scuffles with quite a few of my boys over the years but NEVER over a biatch!.

**goodcents** · 08-09-2006, 02:43 PM

He would'nt, if he did I would run like a little bltch, he's over 280lbs. lean. a bouncer and he had a big head start on me w/ the steriods .

I'm about 260 with some body fat he would kill me. (but like I said, he wouldn't go around kicking my ass for no reason (he does'nt have a sister, so it's not like we would fight over that, and chics, forget about it (I can't stand girls he dates, they are fuking "clinggy") so no worries.

**boxingbean** · 08-09-2006, 02:45 PM

tell him straight up...be assertive, say hey man, our bizness is ours, everybody has relationship issues, plz dont get involved cuz i dont need static in our freindship

i once was interrupted by sum jackass when i was yellin at my girl....instead of knockin him out....i just swung like 20x in the air in front of him, let him know dont **** with me....after a few words his buddy called him back....smart move, i wulda had him for breakfast...then i continued yellin at my gf...(she broke a toilet in a hotel room..) how...dont even ask....

**chest6** · 08-09-2006, 02:47 PM

is this fight stories of best friend stories?

***perfectbeast2001*** · 08-09-2006, 02:54 PM

I wouldnt hit him, Id pepper him then break all his fingers.

**NYGIANTS21** · 08-09-2006, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

I wouldnt hit him, Id pepper him then break all his fingers.

LOL good one

**Smiley619** · 08-09-2006, 03:02 PM

i have fought a VERY good friend, if you are really close you should be able to be coo after all is said and done. like some1 said a good ass whoopin is needed at times. i think of it this way, if some1 is a good friend to me( which i have few of)i think of them as a brother...a lil fist fight should not be enough to break the bond of brothers or good friends, ya dig!

**rar1015** · 08-09-2006, 03:12 PM

If my friend wanted to kick my ass i wouldnt do a damn thing unless he hit me first. Anyone in there right mind wouldnt just sit there and let someone kick there ass, even if it was a good friend.

**Anabolic CEO** · 08-09-2006, 03:35 PM

Just woop his ass first, drive 3 hours to woop his ass and then leave her!!!

**DSM4Life** · 08-09-2006, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by kyjelly

If people are mature and act like adults, there are other ways around fighting.

I have a couple friends like that. But if it came down to it, and I had to absolutely fight. I would let them take the first punch, and basically be in defense mode, and try to restrain them, but not hurt them.

Couple years ago, by buddy kept doing coke and I told him to quit that shit...he didnt, so I threw away abour 7 8balls in his closet.

He attacked me, but I just pinned him down and restrained him and pretty much slapped sense into him.

Your lucky your still alive.

**goodcents** · 08-09-2006, 06:24 PM

So did he want to fight or are you just wandering? Don't understand, did you cheat on the chic(I understand she left you from an earlier post) that chic has you all fuked up. Take it from someome who has been there, stay as far away from that ho and every body she knows. Her cousin isn't shlt to you, it's like parents, they get along with the boyfriend but when it's over they could care less who you are. Find a new chic and start hitting that one and you will forget all about that ho and her fuked up cousin (I say that cause why would he fight a friend?)

**statuZ** · 08-09-2006, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Anabolic CEO

Just woop his ass first, drive 3 hours to woop his ass and then leave her!!!

solid advice!

**spywizard** · 08-09-2006, 06:52 PM

if you cheat, have the balls to tell the girl that you no longer want to be with her...

if the relative wants to teach you a lesson.... brothers fight all the time..

sometimes just saying it is what is important..

**stayinstacked** · 08-09-2006, 06:52 PM

**** it, just make believe it's a sport and pound him. Guys in boxing hug each other after the fight, and in MMA or UFC, so why cant you just **** him up then hug him?

**spencer** · 08-09-2006, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

I wouldnt hit him, Id pepper him then break all his fingers.

lmfao.

**bulldawg_28** · 08-09-2006, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

So did he want to fight or are you just wandering? Don't understand, did you cheat on the chic(I understand she left you from an earlier post) that chic has you all fuked up. Take it from someome who has been there, stay as far away from that ho and every body she knows. Her cousin isn't shlt to you, it's like parents, they get along with the boyfriend but when it's over they could care less who you are. Find a new chic and start hitting that one and you will forget all about that ho and her fuked up cousin (I say that cause why would he fight a friend?)

I was just wondering. No, I never cheated on her. In fact, I called him up because we've been fighting, and the first thing he asked her was is there another guy involved. There was another guy involved, but not sexually...not yet anyways. He told me that if she ever cheated on me, he'd drive 3 hours to chew her ass, and if I did the same he'd be down here to try and kick my ass, even though he wouldn't stand a chance.

I told him that I couldn't ever lay a hand on him, because I love this guy like a brother. He's been the most helpful with me getting over (still in this process) this chick. He's not ****ed up, he's just looking out for his cousin.

**IronFreakX** · 08-09-2006, 10:59 PM

No, Im hot headed, if a girl's cousin/brother/dad told me Id kick your ass if you cheat on her I'd say "You try and I'll make you sorry".

I hate it when peolpe are disrespectful like that, deal with it IF it happens, but tell me something like and Ill tell you to shove it up your ass.