Of course this kind of shit doesnt happen when your single damnit!!!

[stayinstacked]

So I walk in the gym tonight and decide to go to the Starbucks inside and get a black coffee. Well there is this gorgeous girl that works in there, think she's in college here. I've talked to her briefly b4 in the past, nothing big, just being friendly. But God if I was single, I would have been all over this a long time ago. She loves to lift, long blonde hair, dark tan, legs, abs, you name it, and her personality is awesome. Her mother trains there too, she has gotta be in her 50's and I'd bang the shit out of that old hag too. You cant tell her age until you get to the face, but from a distance u can't tell the mother or daughter apart. So the hot chick has a hot friend working behind the counter with her, another blonde, **** I'm such a sucker for blondes!! So the other girl comes right out and says "Arent u training for some competition?" I was like"yeah, only 6 wks left to go" and she then says "Well you look really good, I mean REALLY GOOD. So all 3 of us chat for a few minutes. Then this one chick comes right out and asks me "Do you wanna come out with us tonight?" I looked at the ground and in the most depressed voice answered "I'd luv to, but........I'm married" Why in the **** doesnt this type of thing happen to me when I was single!!!! All those lonely nights of going out by myself, coming home alone with my dick in my hand. And these chicks are into me too, every time I glance over one of them is cutting their eyes at me. Oh well, all that glitters isnt always gold, thats something us married guys say alot

[Doc.Sust]

So I walk in the gym tonight and decide to go to the Starbucks inside and get a black coffee. Well there is this gorgeous girl that works in there, think she's in college here. I've talked to her briefly b4 in the past, nothing big, just being friendly. But God if I was single, I would have been all over this a long time ago. She loves to lift, long blonde hair, dark tan, legs, abs, you name it, and her personality is awesome. Her mother trains there too, she has gotta be in her 50's and I'd bang the shit out of that old hag too. You cant tell her age until you get to the face, but from a distance u can't tell the mother or daughter apart. So the hot chick has a hot friend working behind the counter with her, another blonde, **** I'm such a sucker for blondes!! So the other girl comes right out and says "Arent u training for some competition?" I was like"yeah, only 6 wks left to go" and she then says "Well you look really good, I mean REALLY GOOD. So all 3 of us chat for a few minutes. Then this one chick comes right out and asks me "Do you wanna come out with us tonight?" I looked at the ground and in the most depressed voice answered "I'd luv to, but........I'm married" Why in the **** doesnt this type of thing happen to me when I was single!!!! All those lonely nights of going out by myself, coming home alone with my dick in my hand. And these chicks are into me too, every time I glance over one of them is cutting their eyes at me. Oh well, all that glitters isnt always gold, thats something us married guys say alot

it is the cosmic gag of the universe, same shite happens to me, when you have someone, girls are all over you, when you are single, there aren't any around.

[stayinstacked]

it is the cosmic gag of the universe, same shite happens to me, when you have someone, girls are all over you, when you are single, there aren't any around.

You know, I honestly think its because when your with someone you talk smoother. You know you got something at home, so you have this take it or leave it attitude about your conversations with women.

[Anabolios]

props for keeping your control and staying faithful to your wife...that takes a strong man and a LOT of love! Good to see there are other good guys out there besides me lol

[Triple X]

you pussy!!!!! LOL.....just kidding man. You can still jerk off to them though!

[stayinstacked]

you pussy!!!!! LOL.....just kidding man. You can still jerk off to them though!

Brother, I've been for the past 3 months!!

[rake922]

How did they react after you said you were married?

[Carlos_E]

So I walk in the gym tonight and decide to go to the Starbucks inside and get a black coffee. Well there is this gorgeous girl that works in there, think she's in college here. I've talked to her briefly b4 in the past, nothing big, just being friendly. But God if I was single, I would have been all over this a long time ago. She loves to lift, long blonde hair, dark tan, legs, abs, you name it, and her personality is awesome. Her mother trains there too, she has gotta be in her 50's and I'd bang the shit out of that old hag too. You cant tell her age until you get to the face, but from a distance u can't tell the mother or daughter apart. So the hot chick has a hot friend working behind the counter with her, another blonde, **** I'm such a sucker for blondes!! So the other girl comes right out and says "Arent u training for some competition?" I was like"yeah, only 6 wks left to go" and she then says "Well you look really good, I mean REALLY GOOD. So all 3 of us chat for a few minutes. Then this one chick comes right out and asks me "Do you wanna come out with us tonight?" I looked at the ground and in the most depressed voice answered "I'd luv to, but........I'm married" Why in the **** doesnt this type of thing happen to me when I was single!!!! All those lonely nights of going out by myself, coming home alone with my dick in my hand. And these chicks are into me too, every time I glance over one of them is cutting their eyes at me. Oh well, all that glitters isnt always gold, thats something us married guys say alot

Would you rather have one night out with 2 hot blondes or have a woman who'll will take care of you when you're sick, drooling in a puddle and pissing in a diaper. I'd pick number 2.

[Doc.Sust]

You know, I honestly think its because when your with someone you talk smoother. You know you got something at home, so you have this take it or leave it attitude about your conversations with women.

i think that is part of it, i also think when you have somebody at home you dont think about hooking up with other girls, you arent on the prowl because you dont need to be, you are more patient. when you are single, you have one thought, get some scratch, you are on super high alert. it may be that when guys are single, we try harder , and that just backfires in our face. when you arent looking it appears that we dont care, and girls are attracted to guys who just dont give a fck

[Anabolios]

Would you rather have one night out with 2 hot blondes or have a woman who'll will take care of you when you're sick, drooling in a puddle and pissing in a diaper. I'd pick number 2.

TRUTH...it looks like that's what he picked as well.

[Doc.Sust]

Would you rather have one night out with 2 hot blondes or have a woman who'll will take care of you when you're sick, drooling in a puddle and pissing in a diaper. I'd pick number 2.

number 2 is the way to go, but human nature makes you think about option 1 anyway. humans are animals, we cant help it.we always want what we cant have

[Carlos_E]

Appreciate what you have at home.

[KhrisiGirl]

The married man has no need to "play games" or prove himself, thus he tends to be relaxed and confident in his dealings with the opposite sex. He wears the shining armor of his experience and exudes an aura of "forbidden fruit". His married state convincingly demonstrates that at least one woman finds him attractive, and this very fact makes him even more desirable in the eyes of many other women - it confirms their judgment that he is worth pursuing. He is unavailable, and his very inaccessibility makes him highly desirable. Truly a deadly combination.
I find it very flattering when girls hit on my husband. However, when guys hit on me it is a different story. Go figure.

~Khrisi~

[Doc.Sust]

Appreciate what you have at home.

solid advice

[perfectbeast2001]

I'd go number 1 then not tell number 2

[Carlos_E]

I'd go number 1 then not tell number 2

You're ****ed up!

[Doc.Sust]

I'd go number 1 then not tell number 2

never works, number too always finds out about number one, they can sense it

[Mizfit]

Maybe it was all a dream

go back home to the nitemare

J/k

[Mizfit]

never works, number too always finds out about number one, they can sense it

wise wise man

[Doc.Sust]

wise wise man

it took alot of life lessons to figure it out, the women are smarter

[Teabagger]

I think she hit it on the head...when we get married, that ring says we're not available, and that someone thought we were worth something. When I got married I became rather oblivioius to other women and the attention they did or did not pay to me....but my wife didn't. She thought it was "cute" that other women would flirt with me and I didn't have a clue what was going on...See the first 8 or 9 years of our marriage was still in the honeymoom stage...no shit...

Anyway, it seems the more we guys are faithful and loving husbands/fathers, the women seem to be attracted to us...that is a sick cosmic joke...we should be allowed "time-outs" once in awhile.

[spywizard]

The married man has no need to "play games" or prove himself, thus he tends to be relaxed and confident in his dealings with the opposite sex. He wears the shining armor of his experience and exudes an aura of "forbidden fruit". His married state convincingly demonstrates that at least one woman finds him attractive, and this very fact makes him even more desirable in the eyes of many other women - it confirms their judgment that he is worth pursuing. He is unavailable, and his very inaccessibility makes him highly desirable. Truly a deadly combination.
I find it very flattering when girls hit on my husband. However, when guys hit on me it is a different story. Go figure.

~Khrisi~

Now this is an intelligent observation... thanks..

[KhrisiGirl]

Anyway, it seems the more we guys are faithful and loving husbands/fathers, the women seem to be attracted to us...that is a sick cosmic joke...we should be allowed "time-outs" once in awhile.

Does that mean that the wife should get "time outs" too??
~Khrisi~

[SMAN12b]

it is the cosmic gag of the universe, same shite happens to me, when you have someone, girls are all over you, when you are single, there aren't any around.

That is soooooooo Freakin TRUE, and I am on the single end of it !!!!!

[stayinstacked]

yeah, I could never get myself to do it, no matter how appealing it may be.

[steve0]

The married man has no need to "play games" or prove himself, thus he tends to be relaxed and confident in his dealings with the opposite sex. He wears the shining armor of his experience and exudes an aura of "forbidden fruit". His married state convincingly demonstrates that at least one woman finds him attractive, and this very fact makes him even more desirable in the eyes of many other women - it confirms their judgment that he is worth pursuing. He is unavailable, and his very inaccessibility makes him highly desirable. Truly a deadly combination.
I find it very flattering when girls hit on my husband. However, when guys hit on me it is a different story. Go figure.

~Khrisi~

O so thats why !! now i know

[needmorestrength]

it is the cosmic gag of the universe, same shite happens to me, when you have someone, girls are all over you, when you are single, there aren't any around.

Well get this buddy.. Im on a break with my nut job gf... and I tell girls that... and I swear its the best unexpected pick up line

[Kale]

I would have looked at the ground and said "Hell yeah baby" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[D3m3nt3d]

Throw em my way fellas

[Bojangles69]

So I walk in the gym tonight and decide to go to the Starbucks inside and get a black coffee. Well there is this gorgeous girl that works in there, think she's in college here. I've talked to her briefly b4 in the past, nothing big, just being friendly. But God if I was single, I would have been all over this a long time ago. She loves to lift, long blonde hair, dark tan, legs, abs, you name it, and her personality is awesome. Her mother trains there too, she has gotta be in her 50's and I'd bang the shit out of that old hag too. You cant tell her age until you get to the face, but from a distance u can't tell the mother or daughter apart. So the hot chick has a hot friend working behind the counter with her, another blonde, **** I'm such a sucker for blondes!! So the other girl comes right out and says "Arent u training for some competition?" I was like"yeah, only 6 wks left to go" and she then says "Well you look really good, I mean REALLY GOOD. So all 3 of us chat for a few minutes. Then this one chick comes right out and asks me "Do you wanna come out with us tonight?" I looked at the ground and in the most depressed voice answered "I'd luv to, but........I'm married" Why in the **** doesnt this type of thing happen to me when I was single!!!! All those lonely nights of going out by myself, coming home alone with my dick in my hand. And these chicks are into me too, every time I glance over one of them is cutting their eyes at me. Oh well, all that glitters isnt always gold, thats something us married guys say alot

married guys have the scent of another woman on them, other women smell it and feel this immense need to replace the scent.
but i will say one thing.. the "i'd luv to but......Im married" comment says a lot about your character.

"a true man is not defined by romancing many women in the same day yet the same woman for the rest of her life." or some shit like that. and im stealing your glitter isnt always gold cliche, never heard it before but its 4 words that could have saved me a lot of time in the past explaining shit to confused people..

[WEBB]

The grass is not always Greener on the other side...

[Teabagger]

Does that mean that the wife should get "time outs" too??
~Khrisi~

Not only no........but HELL NO!! Actually, I said that just to try and make a funny........a "time out" really does not appeal to me......really.

[wascaptain5214]

get used to getting hit on stayinstacked.....i thinks its the badge. it has to be for me.....cuzz i aint the most pretty boy out there.....and i get hit on alot........i am married too, but have a weakness.........

[stayinstacked]

get used to getting hit on stayinstacked.....i thinks its the badge. it has to be for me.....cuzz i aint the most pretty boy out there.....and i get hit on alot........i am married too, but have a weakness.........

For real bro, you could be the ugliest **** in the world but you put on some turnout gear the ladies are wet

[KhrisiGirl]

Not only no........but HELL NO!! Actually, I said that just to try and make a funny........a "time out" really does not appeal to me......really.

I know you were, I was just pulling your chain...so to speak. A "time out" in no way appeals to me either. Isn't worth it.

~Khrisi~

[slob]

You know you got something at home, so you have this take it or leave it attitude about your conversations with women.

that is soooo true.
I was working with my gf at an entertainment arena and I was working with a gorgeous blonde hunny who kept hitting on me and teasing me. hahaha I was loving it.I'd never cheat on a girl but needless to say my gf wasn't too pleased with the lovely little ladies efforts to get my attention.

[Mike_Huck]

1+2=Big Fun