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  1. 08-10-2006, 07:58 PM #1
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    I literally threw a man off the treadmill tonight

    I'm in the gym, and tonight it was full of hotties!! I'm running a cycle right now and sometimes I get pretty horny, and it's very difficult to train in that gym at certain hours. Sometimes I get wood during my workouts and I have to go to the bathroom and re-adjust my pecker. Well I was doing some cardio tonight and there was this gorgeous woman doing cardio 2 treadmills away from me to my left. I kept glancing over at her, it was a nice view and it got my mind off the boring hr of cardio as I watched her ass go up and down. I had my gym bag on the treadmill next to me so nobody could come between me and my view. Anyways, this goofy bastard walks over and moves my bag on me, and gets on the treadmill. I said to him "Hey pal, your blocking my view, go get another one" He then says to me" I didnt know we were allowed to guard the treadmills" so I said "not everybody can, but if you come between the view I'm looking at and my eyes then we have problems, and if you keep talking shit we can take it outside. I'll be honest with you man, I'm on a heavy cycle and I'm horny, and right now this girl on the treadmill is all I wanna look at, NOT YOU!!" I was steadily stroking my dick through my windpants as I spoke with him, giving him a very uncomfortable feeling. I finally said to him "didnt ya hear me stupid?" and I grabbed the guy and threw him from the upper floor of the cardio room onto the ground floor as his head bounced off an ab machine. The paramedics were called and I hauled ass down the road, as I blew my wad into a sock and tossed it out the window.



    This didnt really happen, but some dickhead did block my view today, and I wished life could be like this sometimes!!!
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    rotflmfao !!!!! Oh dude you are hilarious, I am pissing myself laughing here !!!!!
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    i was really starting to wonder what doses of gear you are running!!! SON OF A BITCH u got me. i knew sumpthin wuz up when u said pecker..
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    hahah I was going to say.

    You don't want to get banned from the gym full of hottiez.

    South Carolina is tightttttttttttt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    I'm in the gym, and tonight it was full of hotties!! I'm running a cycle right now and sometimes I get pretty horny, and it's very difficult to train in that gym at certain hours. Sometimes I get wood during my workouts and I have to go to the bathroom and re-adjust my pecker. Well I was doing some cardio tonight and there was this gorgeous woman doing cardio 2 treadmills away from me to my left. I kept glancing over at her, it was a nice view and it got my mind off the boring hr of cardio as I watched her ass go up and down. I had my gym bag on the treadmill next to me so nobody could come between me and my view. Anyways, this goofy bastard walks over and moves my bag on me, and gets on the treadmill. I said to him "Hey pal, your blocking my view, go get another one" He then says to me" I didnt know we were allowed to guard the treadmills" so I said "not everybody can, but if you come between the view I'm looking at and my eyes then we have problems, and if you keep talking shit we can take it outside. I'll be honest with you man, I'm on a heavy cycle and I'm horny, and right now this girl on the treadmill is all I wanna look at, NOT YOU!!" I was steadily stroking my dick through my windpants as I spoke with him, giving him a very uncomfortable feeling. I finally said to him "didnt ya hear me stupid?" and I grabbed the guy and threw him from the upper floor of the cardio room onto the ground floor as his head bounced off an ab machine. The paramedics were called and I hauled ass down the road, as I blew my wad into a sock and tossed it out the window.



    This didnt really happen, but some dickhead did block my view today, and I wished life could be like this sometimes!!!




    stroking it through the windpants hahahah thats awsome.
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  8. 08-10-2006, 08:06 PM #8
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    I ain't ghey or nuttin, but I have to admit.

    Stacked is a pretty handsome dude.

    I saw his pics on Myspace.

    He probably gets all the fatties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    I ain't ghey or nuttin, but I have to admit.

    Stacked is a pretty handsome dude.

    I saw his pics on Myspace.

    He probably gets all the fatties.
    You said I was SEXY the other day DAMNIT....

    Who do you think is the SEXIEST.............

    You F#CKING tease.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    You said I was SEXY the other day DAMNIT....

    Who do you think is the SEXIEST.............

    You F#CKING tease.......

    U are ighttttttttt.

    Take off that mask for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    U are ighttttttttt.

    Take off that mask for me.
    Say PLEASE!!!!!!!!
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    LOL man...
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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    Say PLEASE!!!!!!!!
    Please Massuh.
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    dude i absolutely love WOMEN THAT WORKOUT! even if you have a little bit of chub and i see you puttin in the effort that is sexy
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    Quote Originally Posted by statuZ
    dude i absolutely love WOMEN THAT WORKOUT! even if you have a little bit of chub and i see you puttin in the effort that is sexy

    What I dont like are the ones who are old as dirt and chubby, and feel that they need to traumatize us w/ their two piece spandex outfit. I think we should have to vote on each one who wants to show off the goods, and if she doesnt meet approval send her fat ass to the YMCA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    What I dont like are the ones who are old as dirt and chubby, and feel that they need to traumatize us w/ their two piece spandex outfit. I think we should have to vote on each one who wants to show off the goods, and if she doesnt meet approval send her fat ass to the YMCA.
    luckily most of the women in my gym if they cant fit in they dont wear it, so i get pretty lucky. i just wish there were MORE of them at my gym. theres a few but its always great motivation kinda wakes me up. actually let me rephrase that, some nights i feel like im in heaven and somenights im just wondering what happened to all the cuties.
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    you had me from....readjust my pecker
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    cardio floor is where all the hotties be chillin for sure.
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    yeh but i dig the cuties that work with dumbells
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    i was done at.... i was stroking my dick while talking to him...lol ahahaaa
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    No f-in comment...
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  22. 08-10-2006, 09:52 PM #22
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    That is some funny shit. =D
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    lol I'm picturing this shit in my head, ohh thats classic
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    bro i feel ur pain but u r out to lunch roflmfao
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    what the hell ha!i didnt even see the ending till i ahd to scroll down so u had me going for a couple minutes. I was thinking about how much of a d'ck u r.
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    dude what a story buildup for the biggest letdown ever...classic
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    So you tossed a guy because you were eyeing a chic on the treadmill like a stalker..am I getting this right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    So you tossed a guy because you were eyeing a chic on the treadmill like a stalker..am I getting this right?
    Come on dude, get with the program. read the WHOLE post Especially the bit that says This didnt really happen, but some dickhead did block my view today, and I wished life could be like this sometimes!!!
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    wtf? why are people laughing, that's pretty fvckin creepy
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    LMAO... all the test is doin' you no good bro
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    lol reminiscent of sir victoria guy, VC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    wtf? why are people laughing, that's pretty fvckin creepy
    Hes just kidding around. It;s pretty funny. I dont see whats funny about stroking your dick while talking to guys in the gym though, I do it all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    I dont see whats funny about stroking your dick while talking to guys in the gym though, I do it all the time.
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    geez

    i was gettin worried there for a second
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    If he wouldn't of said he was kidding I probably would have believed him because one thing I learn so far in life is it don't be surprised of what people can do. Let alone what they could do on a cycle!
    Funny story man I am glad you could control your self!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    I'm in the gym, and tonight it was full of hotties!! I'm running a cycle right now and sometimes I get pretty horny, and it's very difficult to train in that gym at certain hours. Sometimes I get wood during my workouts and I have to go to the bathroom and re-adjust my pecker. Well I was doing some cardio tonight and there was this gorgeous woman doing cardio 2 treadmills away from me to my left. I kept glancing over at her, it was a nice view and it got my mind off the boring hr of cardio as I watched her ass go up and down. I had my gym bag on the treadmill next to me so nobody could come between me and my view. Anyways, this goofy bastard walks over and moves my bag on me, and gets on the treadmill. I said to him "Hey pal, your blocking my view, go get another one" He then says to me" I didnt know we were allowed to guard the treadmills" so I said "not everybody can, but if you come between the view I'm looking at and my eyes then we have problems, and if you keep talking shit we can take it outside. I'll be honest with you man, I'm on a heavy cycle and I'm horny, and right now this girl on the treadmill is all I wanna look at, NOT YOU!!" I was steadily stroking my dick through my windpants as I spoke with him, giving him a very uncomfortable feeling. I finally said to him "didnt ya hear me stupid?" and I grabbed the guy and threw him from the upper floor of the cardio room onto the ground floor as his head bounced off an ab machine. The paramedics were called and I hauled ass down the road, as I blew my wad into a sock and tossed it out the window.



    This didnt really happen, but some dickhead did block my view today, and I wished life could be like this sometimes!!!
    i love your storys man, lmfao
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