Would you Rather...

[Samson7]

Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot
-OR-
thoroughly lick his unshowered armpit?



Be on vacation with your 60 year-old parents and have your mom insist on wearing a thong bikini
-OR-
have your dad insist on wearing a tiny, Euro-style bikini bathing suit?



Bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head
-OR-
get a paper cut on your eyeball?



Always lose
-OR-
never play?



Came across a bunch of these...lets hear your best ones!

[Anabolios]

....
Make a thread like this
or
Not make a thread like this

I pick not
Sit at the computer all day
or
Sit in bed all day thinking about being on the computer
I pick neither

[IronFreakX]

Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot
-OR-
thoroughly lick his unshowered armpit?



Be on vacation with your 60 year-old parents and have your mom insist on wearing a thong bikini
-OR-
have your dad insist on wearing a tiny, Euro-style bikini bathing suit?



Bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head
-OR-
get a paper cut on your eyeball?



Always lose
-OR-
never play?



Came across a bunch of these...lets hear your best ones!

My Answers.......

[Samson7]

....
Make a thread like this
or
Not make a thread like this
I pick not
Sit at the computer all day
or
Sit in bed all day thinking about being on the computer
I pick neither

Well I came across it online and thought it was kinda funny and interesting...guess you didnt think so

[Anabolios]

Well I came across it online and thought it was kinda funny and interesting...guess you didnt think so

Haha..just bustin' your balls man..it's all good. It's only the lounge anyways. I'm sure some people will have some sick ones

[soccer#3]

my answers are the same as ironfreak except for the last one.. ALWAYS LOSE.. at least i'll get to play

[*Narkissos*]

Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot
-OR-
thoroughly lick his unshowered armpit?

Option 3: lick his girlfriend



Be on vacation with your 60 year-old parents and have your mom insist on wearing a thong bikini
-OR-
have your dad insist on wearing a tiny, Euro-style bikini bathing suit?

Option 3: Play in Traffic



Bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head
-OR-
get a paper cut on your eyeball?

Option 3: Sit on my balls while shoulder pressing 100 lb dumbbells.. Been there.. aint so bad


Always lose
-OR-
never play?

Always lose!!!..................... my virginity

MY answers!

[IronFreakX]

my answers are the same as ironfreak except for the last one.. ALWAYS LOSE.. at least i'll get to play

Why are yours like mine??

I chose

thoroughly lick his unshowered armpit?

Because it's most likely gonna just be gross which I can handle but a nail will most likely contain bacteria and shit since he's unsanitry the chance with the armpit are less.

have your dad insist on wearing a tiny, Euro-style bikini bathing suit?

Because that would be funny in an emabersssing way, but having your mom do it....ehhh sure just not while Im around...pref both ...But Id pick the dad.

get a paper cut on your eyeball?

Because I dont think it would mean a serious injury even if it did I still have one eye where as there other...well we all saw American History X right???

never play?

If these are absloute...ie NEVER WIN then fvck it....but just stastic wise or theoritcally, nah Ill with always lose....I can do ANYTHING within my abilities if I put my mind to it

[Anabolios]

I pick the sittin on the balls one....I'm doin it right now!

[C_Bino]

I got one for you guys, would you rather:

Have to go to the hospital because you got a rubber duck (in the bath) stuck on your dick.

or

Have pictures of yourself jerkin off placed all over your highschool.

I picked these two things because they are true stories of what have happened to people I know. Wow talk about embarassing.

[Samson7]

anybody got any new ones...my buddy was reading some sick ones off the net earlier but i cant remember

[IronFreakX]

I got one for you guys, would you rather:

Have to go to the hospital because you got a rubber duck (in the bath) stuck on your dick.

or

Have pictures of yourself jerkin off placed all over your highschool.

I picked these two things because they are true stories of what have happened to people I know. Wow talk about embarassing.

Damn he must have tiny dick

Deff the pics, without even thinking about it!

[C_Bino]

Damn he must have tiny dick

Deff the pics, without even thinking about it!

LMFAO. Man imagine walkin into the emerg with a rubber ducky on your shlong...I would just cut it off myself somehow.

[IronFreakX]

LMFAO. Man imagine walkin into the emerg with a rubber ducky on your shlong...I would just cut it off myself somehow.

For a second there due to my lack of sleep, I thought you were talking about ur dick (

I would just cut it off myself somehow

)

ROFL

[*Narkissos*]

There are nudes of me splashed all over the net.. does that count bino?

[C_Bino]

There are nudes of me splashed all over the net.. does that count bino?

Well the only way I can tell is if you send me the links. I mean I will have to investigate myself...umm for research purposes only of course. Seriously bro, Im not holding my dick in my hand right now and viewing your comp pics thread. Damn lay off, Im just sittin here naked with butter all over me...its no big deal, everyone does it.

F*ck why is everybody looking at me?
I think im getting paranoid, Im not gay are you. F*ck off Nark, stay away from me.

[*Narkissos*]

LMAO!

Bino you fucking kill me!

[G-Force]

would u rather have carpet instead of hair
or smell of poo (continuously)