So Im at work, me and this guy order 2 Huge pizzas, he pays me for half and I get 1.5 so while Im eating this C (customer) walks in and he looks at me and says :
C: Hey man why dont you give me a slice?
Me: No
C: why not?
Me: because it's my pizza and I dont wanna give it to you
C: I just want a slice man!
Me: ok man...since you really want it...Ill give it to you for $1 a slice...
C: what the hell man you cant charge me for a fvcking slice of pizza..
Me: I just did buddy, this is a free country
C: (talking to the other guy) cmon man tell him to give me a slice
Me: (before he could even answer) Its my pizza and Im not giving you any
C:you're not even gonna finish it its too big
Me: watch me
C:whatever man, thats the difference between you and me If you asked me for a slice of pizza I would give it to you, I have the money to buy a pizza if I wanted to but its the concept
Me: well the concept is its my pizza and Ill do with it whatever If you want a slice go buy a pizza and eat a slice
C:wuteva
Me: *big slice of heaven in my mouth and too bothered to respond*
then he left.
What a RUDE MUTHERFVCKER!!! asking me for a slice of my pizza goddamn fvcking stupid ass mutherfvcker.
What a fvcking douche bag, if this were my friend and said man gimme a slice or I have nothing for dinner and I cant cook or anything Id give h/her half without hesitation, but this dude I dont even fvcking know him.
Plus that SOB and his sister have fvcking SS cards, lazy ass mutherfvckers buy cigars, cigarettes, beer, ice, candy, lotto etc.... then use their fvcking social security card which is basically MY FVCKING MONEY MY FVCKING MONEY being taken and given to these fvcking idiots![]()
maybe I should give a nice big slice flavoured with some fvcking potassium cyanide ha?![]()