Thread: Fvcking EBONICS BS
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08-13-2006, 12:27 AM #1
Fvcking EBONICS BS
Why the hell do fvcking people use a wierd fvcking language and not talk like fvcking normal human beings who speak english
This fvcking pisses me off like crazy I do not almost understand anything and sometimes I just wanna repeat what they said followed with a HA!!?? and then smash their heads...but the thought of jail always comes rushing...
A couple of things I have a problem with
1-When people Sup dog?
Since people who say that have no problem with it I hope they dont mind me saying "nothing much monkey"
2-when people say "sup home boy"
I just wanna say "kiss my ass you fvcking bitch"
3-when people say "I gotsta axe yo smth"
Ok so someone has to AXE me?? awesome...FVCKING AWESOME
ITS ASK!!! A....S...K!!!! ASK ASK axe is something to chop heads off
4-when people say "he be...trippin....shizzlin nizzling or whatever the fvck they say"
LEARN SOME FVCKNIG ENGLISH GRAMMER MUTHERFVCKER or SHUT THE FVCK UP!!
I have to work with people like that all fvcking day long and 1st few weeks I started I couldnt fvcking understand what the fvck they were saying.
Ofcourse being at work, I have to be nice and say yeah ok have a nice day where as I really wanna say "FVCK you mutherfvckering idiot"
I love when I see some of em outside the store and Im free to say whatever and they feel the need to say hey or smth like that...and Im fvcking rude....haha....oh well.....
Fvck ebonics, FVCK RAP, save the enlgish language
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08-13-2006, 12:37 AM #2
Wuz hannen mayne. Wut be wrong wit ebonics folk?
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08-13-2006, 12:41 AM #3Banned
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For you Iron Freax lol
EBONICS BY BIG L!!!!
Yo, pay attention
And listen real closely how I break this slang shit down
Check it, my weed smoke is my lye
A ki of coke is a pie
When I'm lifted, I'm high
With new clothes on, I'm fly
Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks
Money is chips, movies is flicks
Also, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phones
Cocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bones
A radio is a box, a razor blade is a ox
Fat diamonds is rocks and jakes is cop
And if you got rubbed, you got stuck
You got shot, you got bucked
And if you got double-crossed, you got ****ed
Your bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yoke
A kite is a note, a con is a okey doke
And if you got punched that mean you got snuffed
To clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluff
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it
Chorus: repeat (2X)
"Speak with criminal slang" -Nas
That's just the way that I talk, yo
"Vocabulary spills, I'm ill" -Nas
Yo, yo
A burglary is a jook, a woof's a crook
Mobb Deep already explained the meanin' of shook
If you caught a felony, you caught a F
If you got killed, you got left
If you got the dragon, you got bad breath
If you 730, that mean you crazy
Hit me on the hip means page me
Angel dust is sherm, if you got AIDS, you got the germ
If a chick gave you a disease, then you got burned
Max mean to relax, guns and pistols is gats
Condoms is hats, critters is cracks
The food you eat is your grub
A victim's a mark
A sweat box is a small club, your tick is your heart
Your apartment is your pad
Your old man is your dad
The studio is the lab and heated is mad
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it
Chorus (2X)
The iron horse is the train and champaign is bubbly
A deuce is a honey that's ugly
If your girl is fine, she's a dime
A suit is a fine, jewelry is shine
If you in love, that mean you blind
Genuine is real, a face card is a hundred dollar bill
A very hard, long stare is a grill
If you sneakin' to go see a girl, that mean you creepin'
Smilin' is cheesin', bleedin' is leakin'
Beggin is bummin, if you nuttin you comin
Takin' orders is sunnin', an ounce of coke is a onion
A hotel's a telly, a cell phone's a celly
Jealous is jelly, your food box is your belly
To guerrilla mean to use physical force
You took a L, you took a loss
To show off mean floss, uh
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it
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08-13-2006, 12:42 AM #4Banned
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Should sum it up right there
OH..
RIP BIG L
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08-13-2006, 12:45 AM #5Senior Member
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Culture is culture dude... I guess you never heard a hard nose Brooklyn white male curse anyone out... or have been next to deep dish Bostonite, yellin for some beeah... huh
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08-13-2006, 12:49 AM #6Originally Posted by mmaximus25
I havent heard it nor do I want to, when that person can speak in a way I can understand h/her I'll respond if they choose to talk in a wierd ass way well too bad I dont understand what they want or saying.
It's like this buddy:
"Welcome to America, NOW LEARN SOME FVCKING ENGLISH"
Granted theyre not forigners but the official language here is English.
And ebonics is not english its BS
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08-13-2006, 12:53 AM #7
They do it for attention + many are to damn ignorant to know any better.
Nowadays it "cool" to act uneducated and obviously look at entertainment in whats hot with the teens.
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08-13-2006, 01:54 AM #8
haha ironfreak, that was funny as hell
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08-13-2006, 02:42 AM #9
since you're on the subject... I'll bet ya you can't figure out how this brawl started? http://www.filecabi.net/video/pizzafight.html
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08-13-2006, 02:47 AM #10Originally Posted by rake922
Maybe if she spoke in ENGLISH I WOULD GET IT!!!!
What was the reason for this fight??
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08-13-2006, 03:01 AM #11
I hate that shit too man. Your in America so speak some goddamn english!!!!
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08-13-2006, 03:04 AM #122/3 Deca 1/3 Test
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Ahhhh america. I love it, I hate it.
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08-13-2006, 04:09 AM #13Member
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f*cking crazy ass crackheads.
SPEAK ENGLISH NOT WHATEVER THE F*CK THAT IS
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08-13-2006, 04:22 AM #14English Rudeboy
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LMAO - None of you americans can speak it right anyway!
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08-13-2006, 08:13 AM #15
Just speak back in arabic to them until they **** off.
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08-14-2006, 10:09 AM #16
I don't know man, a buddy of mine said a whole bunch of shi$ the other day in Ebonics and I didn't understand a damn word he said, then he told me what it really mean and i said dude why dont you say it to where people can understand it the first time around, Next time someone does talk like that to ya just be like Yea buddy, ok buddy, sure buddy, yea buddy
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08-14-2006, 10:29 AM #17Originally Posted by mmaximus25
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08-14-2006, 10:42 AM #18Originally Posted by NotSmall
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08-14-2006, 10:57 AM #19Originally Posted by rake922
Then I would have yelled WHAT NOW BIZNATCH! in that sorry excuse for a womans face.
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08-14-2006, 11:06 AM #20Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d
ur my hero... if that was me i woulda either pickd up a chair and lashed out or turn arround and fled on foot like a school girl, my balls are either there or not.. it really depends on mood i guess.. im never really solid with stuff like that.. i have a thing for black people 60 pounds heavier and 6 inches.. makes me scared every time.. thats why i can never say no to my gym owner lol
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08-14-2006, 11:35 AM #21
Haha, well I have been placed in that situation before and thats pretty much what I did. Now I did have an altercation with a guy about 6 inches taller and outweighing me by close to 100 pounds...but since he pulled a gun and put it straight into my forehead, I bowed out gracefully
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08-14-2006, 11:50 AM #22Originally Posted by Foskamink
We don't want to hear your sexual exploits.Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
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08-14-2006, 12:08 PM #23
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08-14-2006, 12:27 PM #24Member
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Everytime I see anything like the link to that video I simply boil up inside and always get bad thoughts in my head. Such behaviour is so useless I am almost prepared to do wrong for the good of society.
But then again there are simply too many screwed up people to be able to handle in this lifetime.
The only solution is; Stick up with it or if everyone intervenes no more of this cr@p would happen. What boils me up the most is how people who are not directly involved in such situations(like the ones standing around) simply ignore it. I can somewhat understand why people are afraid but on the other hand I simply can't.
Oh well, guess I will have to stick up with it for the time being.
Although in my country not everyone carries a gun .
SHAGGY
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08-14-2006, 12:28 PM #25Member
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Oh, I don't really have a problem with people speeking ebonics, as long as the one on the receiving end understands it.
SHAGGY
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08-14-2006, 12:36 PM #26Banned
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who really cares?
people talk different all over the us...deep in the south they talk different from everyone up north, long islanders talk different then nyc, and upstate ny. people all over pa talk different, west coast talks different then east coast....when im down south like deep south i dont know what the **** they are saying either, but i dont complain i listen and learn...your going into the armed forces and your complaining about slang and the way people talk?
wait till you meet the variety in the forcesLast edited by aadrenaline; 08-14-2006 at 12:40 PM.
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08-14-2006, 12:52 PM #27Originally Posted by aadrenalineMuscle Asylum Project Athlete
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08-14-2006, 12:56 PM #28
lol
Originally Posted by IronFreakX
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08-14-2006, 01:07 PM #29Originally Posted by Logan13Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
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08-14-2006, 01:10 PM #30Originally Posted by aadrenaline
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08-14-2006, 01:15 PM #31Originally Posted by Carlos_E
haha u suspect...!!! i didnt mean it like that... but if i didnt i didnt think u would complain to hear
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08-14-2006, 01:35 PM #32
I cant believe that video clip man!! someone shoulda beat that fat lardass. Maybe annoy him then get him to chase you into the parking lot till he has a cardiac.
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08-14-2006, 05:12 PM #33Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
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08-14-2006, 05:42 PM #34Senior Member
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You can't really hear anything in the video, so you cannot tell how it started or what that guy said to upset the lady.
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08-14-2006, 05:55 PM #35
ROFL ifx your post made me laugh
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08-14-2006, 05:59 PM #36
that braud and her man both need there ass kicked if that was my wife acting like that in public i woulda pummeled her right there
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08-14-2006, 06:00 PM #37Originally Posted by IronFreakX
only god will judge
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08-14-2006, 07:49 PM #38
Well most of the Ebonics come from the inner city and the hood. They have their own language for a variety of reasons but most of it stems from drug dealing. White kids try and emulate the Ebonics and gangster talk to try and appear tough or make up for some other shortcoming. In reality they have nothing in common with the people they want to be like.
Why do Indians (feather, not dot) talk like Mexicans?
My problem with the whole Ebonics thing goes like this:
People who speak in Ebonic either have a 4th grade edumacation or do it for attention; and then they bitch when they get discriminated against or treated like a piece of shit. I ran a hip-hop club with the majority (99%) of the crowd was black or craker-ass-crakers. We had a strict dress code and when it wasn't met, we didn't let you in. Not only was it a dress code but it was also a character code as well. Anyone who was denied entry always threw out the racism card. "Man, fuk you, you carka-ass-craka" I would just say, "I prefer honky and yeah, that's it I'm racist. HAVE YOU LOOKED INSIDE?" You didn't get it because your pants are around your ****ing knees, Your shirt is 4 sizes too big, You have more gold in your mouth than I have on my entire body, you smell like weed and you act like I owe you something. And you are wondering WHY you can't get in or WHY you get treated the way you do.
Oh, and those 26 inch rims on you '84 Caddy look like shit.
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08-14-2006, 08:53 PM #39
Ebonics does not stem from drug selling.
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08-14-2006, 08:56 PM #40
There are two theories about the origins of this language system. One, called the 'dialectal hypothesis', asserts that Ebonics is a dialect of English, which evolved, as all dialects do, through a history of social and geographic separation of its speakers from speakers of other varieties of English. The other, called the 'creole hypothesis', asserts that Ebonics evolved out of a pidgin language that developed in West Africa as a result of the slave trade and commercial trade between Africans and Europeans during the 16th-19th centuries. This theory says that the pidgin language grew into a full-fledged language (a full language that develops from a pidgin is called a creole language) used by slaves, who, because of deliberate mixing of Africans from different tribes in the slave trade, did not share a common language. Creole languages have arisen in many parts of the world where European colonization has taken place, including the Caribbean, Hawaii, and Papua New Guinea.
These theories are not mutually exclusive; both can contain truth. Establishing the history of any language system (but especially one that has not been written down) is complex and detailed work, and linguists are still working on the origins of Ebonics. It is, however, well-established that (a) Ebonics has some features that are also found in West African languages; (b) some American English words (tote, yam and others) may well be borrowings from African languages; (c) Ebonics shares many features with many dialects of English; (d) the evolution of Ebonics since the end of the slave trade and the migration of many southern Blacks to the north shows that developments typical of dialect divergence are also taking place.Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
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