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He's someone I've seen play football on TV since i was a young kid and now i'm an adult.... So in some aspects it feels like an end of an era.
I think my fondest and strongest memory is when i first heard of him, which was on a FOOTBALL CARD.. It might had been topps not sure.. but they had him as a FIELD GENERAL. 1994 i believe.
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damn i didnt know he was still around..thats crazy for a linebacker
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By the time Junior Seau pulled into the little town outside of San Diego, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager, "Or just a bed -- I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted".
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," Junior Seau assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning Junior Seau came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him how he survived.
"Never better." Junior Seau said.
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time."
"How'd you manage that?"
"He was already in bed, snoring away. when I came in the room," Junior Seau said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Good night, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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lmao thats hilarious..
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Junior Seau picked up this hot blonde at a bar and took her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite." He then removes his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the apartment. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment. The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."
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LOL rake, u gotta have more lol Junior Seau, a Russian, and an Italian.. come on! lol
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His rookie season we went to store, we were only in there for about 5 minutes and when we came out there was cop writing a parking ticket.
So we went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. So we called him a pencil headed redneck.
He glared at us and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So we called him a horse sh!t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then we started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more ee abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
We didn't care. Our car was parked around the corner.......
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Me and Junior Seau go to Wal-Mart and he tells the clerk he wants a refund for the microwave he bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells Junior Seau that he can't give him a refund because he bought it on special. All of a sudden, Junior throws his arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"LICK MY NIPPLES! LICK MY NIPPLES!"
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to Junior Seau and asks, "What's wrong?" ! He explains the situation with the microwave. The manager tells Junior Seau that he can't give him a refund because he bought it on special. O! nice again, the Junior Seau throws his arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"LICK MY NIPPLES! LICK MY NIPPLES!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Sir, why are you saying that?" In a huff, Junior Seau says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES LICKED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!
---His money was refunded.
Giggity Giggity Giggty!
Seau to return ALREADY and sign with New England tonight or Friday...
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Originally Posted by StoneGRMI
Some people just don't know when to hang it up. He hasn't played a full season in years, he's lost to much. He'd make a great coach though.
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Say Ow...gotta love my islander players! but he does need to hang it up. i didnt even know he was still playing.
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in his prime---the guy was a complete animal...one of the best of all time. why do these guys feel the need to drag their careers out & look stupid at the end....
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Exactly
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because all they know is football, and probably wonder what they are going to do with their lives afterwards.
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He wants to win a championship and has a good shot now with the Patriots
right?
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no...two words...indianapolis colts
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