This is the first i've been to one of these before. What a fuking funny ass
place man. I was laughing the whole time. It was like one big giant circus.
All the people in there were either 14 year old teenage girls with their moms
worried cuz hey been knocked up, or getting chcked for std's like myself or
with pregnancy issues, teen couples, homeless people, and white girls acting
black. Everyone was loud and obnoxious and coughing
all over the place. GERMS FUKIN EVERYWHERE!!!
I tried to close my eyes and take a nap, but the humor
kept me awake.
As i'm sitting there relaxing this WHITE GIRL comes in and starts going off to
the person on the phone " YO DIS AIN'T RIGHT. I DUN'T KNOW WHO SHE
THINK SHE IZ CUZ I'M DA BABY'S MOMMA." " AYO HOLD UP, I KNOW SHE
TRIPPIN CUZ I'M ABOUT TO HOLLA AT BABY'S BOO".
than the girl sits down next to me and keeps talking out loud, but I ignore her
and start laughing to myself. She finally shuts up and I continue looking
around the room. I see this old man roughly around 75 and a woman he just
knocked up who was around 40 and homeless. I hear them fighting and
bickering because she's pregnant and doesn't want the kid, but she was was
mumbling so I couldn't understand her, but I made out that her stomach was
fat so she was pregnant and he was THE FATHER, cuz he kept feeling on it..
Than she gets called into the room and he tries to tag along, but gets
denied at the door by the nurse.
OH MAN One barrel of laughs after another. I could hardly contain myself!!!!
Than I get called in and the nurse tells me to pull down my pants. She starts
feeling on my nuts and weener and while conversating with me. I couldn't
believe how agressive this nurse was with my package. She checked me for
testicular cancer as well and almost crushed my nut. She had her hand on
my package for a good few minutes. It's kind of funny talking to a femal
nurse while she's playing with you.
MORAL OF MY STORY.....
CHECK OUT THE FAMILY HEALTH CLINIC IF YOU EVER GET THE CHANCE!!!!
IT'S A VERY ENTERTANING PLACE.
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Originally Posted by lucabratzi
