Eating shit to pump up? Is it for real, bros?

[bbmonster]

Hi guys!

I have been working out for 8 years, but really only last two years, I did it dead-seriously. In any case, I came across a method, that allegedly, most pros use. When they are low on motivation, they eat shit, after a bad workout i.e. when they significatly lowered themselves from the the amounts lifted in the previous workout. And if the next one is as bad, they double the amount of shit they eat and so on. Is it fo real? Isn't shit toxic? Does it work?

What kind of gear do you have to go with it? Must be a lot of test...to commit oneself tosomething like this.!!

[HORSE~]

Are you trying to make a joke?????

[Bigmax]

You eat like sh*it thats exactly what you'll like bro...SH*T.

[Bigmax]

Thats a good way to try and convince yourself bro...but no one here is buying it...have fun at mickey d's ect.

[bbmonster]

Are you trying to make a joke?????

I am not laughing, are you?

[V_Vandetta]

Hi guys!

I have been working out for 8 years, but really only last two years, I did it dead-seriously. In any case, I came across a method, that allegedly, most pros use. When they are low on motivation, they eat shit, after a bad workout i.e. when they significatly lowered themselves from the the amounts lifted in the previous workout. And if the next one is as bad, they double the amount of shit they eat and so on. Is it fo real? Isn't shit toxic? Does it work?

What kind of gear do you have to go with it? Must be a lot of test...to commit oneself tosomething like this.!!

WTF eating terds ..... bro there is no way and I hope newbies dont go out and start eating shit and you my friend are a a few sandwhichs short of a picnic

[*Alex*]

try drinking piss, it works.

[cutting_king]

Yes its totally true you can eat your own excrement to boost your training. i like to sprinkle mine with honey and put it in a blender with some oats and creatine and drink through a straw. lol Please tell me this guy is joking?? please! (I am joking by the way. don't try what i described) King

[bbmonster]

try drinking piss, it works.

I have heard that piss works for building muscle (as a complement to regular amino acids supplements), but not for motivating yourself to work harder....

[clozr]

A buddy of mine "Sh1tloads" before a contest. But that is eating pizza, ice cream and other sh1t in order to flood the muscles with glycogen, after raising sodium and cutting back water for a few days prior. Terds have E Coli bacteria in them and could kill you.

[bbmonster]

Yes its totally true you can eat your own excrement to boost your training. i like to sprinkle mine with honey and put it in a blender with some oats and creatine and drink through a straw. lol Please tell me this guy is joking?? please! (I am joking by the way. don't try what i described) King

It seem logical at least..you don't want to double the amount of shit you eat, you work harder...But I gues yu can find other ways to do it, hurting yourself, cutting yourself, depriving yourself from things... My question is really about whether it is common among pros or if it is a myth??

[scriptfactory]

By "shit" they probably mean junk food type items, man. Please don't eat feces. You'll end up killing yourself.

[bbmonster]

By "shit" they probably mean junk food type items, man. Please don't eat feces. You'll end up killing yourself.

NO, no: I really heard about fecies..not junk food. I mean stuff that comes out of your ass!

[Bigmax]

ok enuff...or the thread will be locked.By the way welcome to AR bb...be careful bro!! you're starting off on the wrong foot!!

[bbmonster]

ok enuff...or the thread will be locked.By the way welcome to AR bb...be careful bro!! you're starting off on the wrong foot!!

I am no hypocrite, so if anyone will make up their minds about me by this thread, so be it! I haven't tried this myself and am not intending to, at least for now. But it was an interesting question, since I have heard this from sources.

[bbmonster]

Btw, I have heard that russian BB are big on sperm drinking for bulking up(again, unverified info)

[clozr]

Most guys like to keep their diet "clean". That doesn't sound clean to me!

[LoLoutb0y]

i have a story, similar concept, very effective, and its not dangerous to your health. a few weeks ago i worked out, and had a really poor workout, i was completely unmotovated. well when i got home, i simply took my dog, and jerked him off in my mouth as a punishment for not working out hard. i was so disgusted by this that my next 20 workouts where like ronnie coleman on CRACK, needless to say i put on 40lbs of PURE muscle, and the extra little protein sparky gives me every now and then has really packed on those last lbs i really needed. its an ancient technique that not many people know and i suggest doing it if you are seriousl about weighlifting/getting in awsome shape.

(the poster of this reply is in no way responsible for death or losses incured by users of the ancient dog dik sook method)

[cutting_king]

Btw, I have heard that russian BB are big on sperm drinking for bulking up(again, unverified info)

evidently you have problems

[RA]

Btw, I have heard that russian BB are big on sperm drinking for bulking up(again, unverified info)

Hes talking about that guy a few months ago that came on here saying sperm and urine were the thing...

Hello previously banned member..

[V_Vandetta]

i have a story, similar concept, very effective, and its not dangerous to your health. a few weeks ago i worked out, and had a really poor workout, i was completely unmotovated. well when i got home, i simply took my dog, and jerked him off in my mouth as a punishment for not working out hard. i was so disgusted by this that my next 20 workouts where like ronnie coleman on CRACK, needless to say i put on 40lbs of PURE muscle, and the extra little protein sparky gives me every now and then has really packed on those last lbs i really needed. its an ancient technique that not many people know and i suggest doing it if you are seriousl about weighlifting/getting in awsome shape.

(the poster of this reply is in no way responsible for death or losses incured by users of the ancient dog dik sook method)

LMAO i cant belive this thread is still going

[Bigmax]

He's previous but also future Ban...and so is the other one!!!

[DIESELPWR]

this is ridiculous

[RA]

He's previous but also future Ban...and so is the other one!!!

Ageed...



*Disclaimer* No one should eat shit..cept maybe the guy that started this thread.

[italianplayboy09]

I am not laughing, are you?

i am LMAO

[guns626]

Guy , you are an idiot! But if you read this thread from beginning to end it is freakin hilarious!

[Hellmaskbanned]

Shit=waste

Shit=bbmonster.

[ottomaddox]

My vote for thread of the day.

[italianplayboy09]

My vote for thread of the day.

second the motion

[SMYL_GR8]

Just make sure you ingest the shit in a 2:1 ratio with dex or you'll just . . . shit it back out again.

[Facecrash]

this thread is the best thing that has ever happened to me. thank you!

[shortie]

second time I have seen this moronic fvcking idea brought up on this board, I thought I wouldn't live long enough to see another dumbass take it seriously...


Edit: the first time was no idiot, it was swolecat making fun of a moron wanting to drink his own piss- http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...=shit+sandwich He'd be laughin his ass off now if he could see what his joke lead to.

[cutting_king]

Just make sure you ingest the shit in a 2:1 ratio with dex or you'll just . . . shit it back out again.

i thought that was only the case when eating freeze dried sh*t? if its fresh your good to go. just chase it with some grapefruit juice to help better absorption and if you have any left over after you can make an excellent face mask by adding some olive oil. does wonders for your complexion. King

[italianplayboy09]

Hi guys!

I have been working out for 8 years, but really only last two years, I did it dead-seriously. In any case, I came across a method, that allegedly, most pros use. When they are low on motivation, they eat shit, after a bad workout i.e. when they significatly lowered themselves from the the amounts lifted in the previous workout. And if the next one is as bad, they double the amount of shit they eat and so on. Is it fo real? Isn't shit toxic? Does it work?

What kind of gear do you have to go with it? Must be a lot of test...to commit oneself tosomething like this.!!

now where exactly did you come across this method?

[2bshredded]

He's previous but also future Ban...and so is the other one!!!

Ban this big ass Turd!

[*Narkissos*]

moving this rather shitty thread to the lounge

Aw..shit.

[italianplayboy09]

i may be going out on a limb here and i will probably be the only one to vote not to ban him(not quite yet), and that is b/c this "turd" just made my day. reading through it i was laughing my a$$ off, but mostly b/c of everyones response.

[HORSE~]

moving this rather shitty thread to the lounge

Aw..shit.

Shouldnt you have moved this to the deit forum?????

[D3m3nt3d]

If you are dumb enough to even consider eating sh!t, then you have some issues better served by a professional.

Its sort of like...

The lights are flashing, the gates are down, but the train just isnt coming thru if you understand what I mean.

[SMAN12b]

Consider This Thread Closed Please Until Admin Can Do It, Do Not Even Waste Time Responding To This

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