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  1. 08-19-2006, 07:48 AM #1
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    Worst excuse for missing the gym...

    think i just heard it.

    my friend was 45 minutes late for the gym, after a couple calls asking where he was (which he responded with "i'll be there soon" to) i decided to ring him again to tell him im making my own way up...then which he said

    "i cant go to the gym today, i bought a sandwich for my girlfriend and put ketchup on, which she doesn't like, so she's made me go back and change it and im standing in a massive queue, by the time i'm done i wont have time to train sorry"

    i can't believe it! hahaha.

    anyone got anymore funny ones?
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  2. 08-19-2006, 07:50 AM #2
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    lol, that is seriously lame.
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    man your friends girlfriend has him by the balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by mark_newcastle
    think i just heard it.

    my friend was 45 minutes late for the gym, after a couple calls asking where he was (which he responded with "i'll be there soon" to) i decided to ring him again to tell him im making my own way up...then which he said

    "i cant go to the gym today, i bought a sandwich for my girlfriend and put ketchup on, which she doesn't like, so she's made me go back and change it and im standing in a massive queue, by the time i'm done i wont have time to train sorry"

    i can't believe it! hahaha.

    anyone got anymore funny ones?
    haha. what a spunktrunket.

    BTW I told Stocky to meet my girl in Newcastle, but he couldn't find her. She works at the bar next to the bus station and near the casino. Help me find her Mark!!! You won't be sorry.
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    BTW I'll train with ya Mark.
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  6. 08-19-2006, 08:08 AM #6
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    lol! im going there next saturday mate

    whats the bar called ?

    cos the casino and the bus station are farely far apart !
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  7. 08-19-2006, 08:11 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by mark_newcastle
    lol! im going there next saturday mate

    whats the bar called ?

    cos the casino and the bus station are farely far apart !
    The one just next to the bus station. It's like you cross a alley and BOOM you're there.

    The Casino i'm talking about is the PRIVATE MEMBERS one.

    IT's a gay bar I think. I didn't know it at the time, but the bartender was primo mate.

    Newcastle is a neat city.
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  8. 08-19-2006, 08:12 AM #8
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    oh i see!

    erm....the goose is straight over from the bus station? is it near there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mark_newcastle
    oh i see!

    erm....the goose is straight over from the bus station? is it near there?
    Yea the Goose!!!!!!!!!!

    Be careful when you go in there. They'll all hit on you.
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  10. 08-19-2006, 08:17 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Yea the Goose!!!!!!!!!!

    Be careful when you go in there. They'll all hit on you.
    haha! man i didnt even think that was a gay bar i aint been in for ages! used to go there before the football match every week!

    the real gay bar is "the dog" lol

    just down near the life centre!!

    man i didnt know it was, me and my friends went in every week then one week we got graphic evidence...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mark_newcastle
    haha! man i didnt even think that was a gay bar i aint been in for ages! used to go there before the football match every week!

    the real gay bar is "the dog" lol

    just down near the life centre!!

    man i didnt know it was, me and my friends went in every week then one week we got graphic evidence...
    LOL.

    She's like the only girl that works there. The rest are guys mate.

    Be careful and good luck.

    FUK I HAVE A HANGOVER FROM LAST NIGHT MAN!!!! My head is thrombing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    LOL.

    She's like the only girl that works there. The rest are guys mate.

    Be careful and good luck.

    FUK I HAVE A HANGOVER FROM LAST NIGHT MAN!!!! My head is thrombing.
    she will be working next saturday?? u want me to give her a message?

    wot were u drinking last nite?

    hes used that excuse before too....lol

    and once he was too sunburnt....
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    My one friend missed the gym because his house burned to the ground the night before. What a puss. No dedication.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mark_newcastle
    she will be working next saturday?? u want me to give her a message?

    wot were u drinking last nite?

    hes used that excuse before too....lol

    and once he was too sunburnt....
    haha she might still remember me, but most likely not. It's been over a year now.

    I drank everything last night. Tequilla, beer, shot of tequilla, boulevard. I'm getting sick just typing it.

    Just walk in there and mack on her. She had a bf at the time, but she was the prettiest girl i've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!

    Always drink Newcastle in Newcastle. It tastes much better!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    My one friend missed the gym because his house burned to the ground the night before. What a puss. No dedication.
    /signed
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  16. 08-19-2006, 08:25 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    haha she might still remember me, but most likely not. It's been over a year now.

    I drank everything last night. Tequilla, beer, shot of tequilla, boulevard. I'm getting sick just typing it.

    Just walk in there and mack on her. She had a bf at the time, but she was the prettiest girl i've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!

    Always drink Newcastle in Newcastle. It tastes much better!!!
    lol ill be sure to pop in and try and take a pic then u can confirm if its her!

    hey next time stick to cheap vodka + diet coke....no hangovers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    My one friend missed the gym because his house burned to the ground the night before. What a puss. No dedication.
    damn...thats well bad.

    catch u later guys am off to bed
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  18. 08-19-2006, 08:27 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by mark_newcastle
    lol ill be sure to pop in and try and take a pic then u can confirm if its her!

    hey next time stick to cheap vodka + diet coke....no hangovers!
    haha ok.

    good talking with you man.

    I'm going to go back to bed. I can't stare at the screen anymore.


    Take a picture for me and post it on here.

    Tell her I miss her and love her dearly and that I want to make babies with her.

    Peace Cuz.
    Keep Holdn it down in Newcastle.
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    now thats one crazy excuse lmao.
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    man..some ppl just cant man up and say "I dont want to"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mark_newcastle
    think i just heard it.

    my friend was 45 minutes late for the gym, after a couple calls asking where he was (which he responded with "i'll be there soon" to) i decided to ring him again to tell him im making my own way up...then which he said

    "i cant go to the gym today, i bought a sandwich for my girlfriend and put ketchup on, which she doesn't like, so she's made me go back and change it and im standing in a massive queue, by the time i'm done i wont have time to train sorry"

    i can't believe it! hahaha.

    anyone got anymore funny ones?

    He must be a huge pu$$y.
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  22. 08-20-2006, 12:59 AM #22
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    The worst excuse for not going "I have nothing to wear." I've had a guy say that to me before. Shit, I've worked out in jeans.
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    nothing worse than when someone chickens out on a training session. I used to ride my push bike to the gym in the pouring rain for 15 minutes, change out of my wet clothes into some dry ones and then do my workout. After I was done, I'd put my soaking wet clothes back on and ride home for 20 minutes and up the huge hill that I lived on then eat.
    The only thing that stops me from training is if I am too sore to physically move the weights or if I am sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    The worst excuse for not going "I have nothing to wear." I've had a guy say that to me before. Shit, I've worked out in jeans.
    that would work on upper body days only ... actually benching in jeans is quite good, my legs feel more stable
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    I hate the 'I have a cold' bit!

    I mean seriously, sh!t, its not like te ebola virus ar an amputed limb, lets get the fvck on!

    THats why I train alone, if I wanted partners or teammates I'd take up curling or sinchronised swimming
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