Knee-pads (and sometimes elbow-pads) are popular for protecting joints during crawls.
Knee-pads (and sometimes elbow-pads) are popular for protecting joints during crawls.
Crabs on my Lobster
The anus can be dangerous place; hypothermia, falling, flooding, and physical exhaustion are the main risks.
Dont forget pooage in your mouth
Anus passages look different from different directions. In long or complex anuses, even experienced butt trompers can become lost
And on your bell end
Many anal environments are very fragile
I have a anal compass
Anus-dwelling species are also very fragile, and often, a particular species found in an anus may live within that anus alone, and be found nowhere else in the world.
try shoving broken glass up there then you will know what fun is
Theres about 4 monkeys living in my ass
Though anal wildlife may not always be immediately visible, it is typically nonetheless present in most turd factories.
At least they told me they were monkeys,im not sure though
Ah! The western european butt Monkey!
I run my own poop factory in china
they are skilled liars
I import /export the finest poop from around the world
Thats one big monkey
KING KONG of the butt monkeys!
I have some good smelly poop right now if anyone wants to eat some
homo
Rug monkey!
Stick climber monkey
See we was thinking of choclate biscuits at the same time
They are primarily insectivorous, and catch insects by yelling at them
I will let my poop go for £300 a turd thats the best i can do
Food time
What is that in pounds sterling?
$400 zimdollars it is then im putting my finest big turd in the post should reach S.A tommorrow
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