Dont hate Nathan because he is beautiful...

**Nathan** · 07-03-2002, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by Vegas Kid

That's easy. He was wacking it off to chun Li while playing street fighter II and decided that he needed some new material and headed over to the "Male Box" his favorite club. He then used a computer (anime geeks love computers) to alter the faces of the "stars" and put your's on them instead.

Or at least that's word on the street.

Chun Li is a hot box and you ****ing know it.

**androplex** · 07-03-2002, 12:47 PM

My Bf was gona join AR but after reading this he wants me to leave.

I will not be posting to AR for a time but I am not leaving just taking a break.

I wish everyone great cycles and good gains.

Its been fun.....

**Nathan** · 07-03-2002, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by androplex
My Bf was gona join AR but after reading this he wants me to leave.

I will not be posting to AR for a time but I am not leaving just taking a break.

I wish everyone great cycles and good gains.

Its been fun.....

Bro, please tell me you're kidding. Way to go guys.

**Nathan** · 07-03-2002, 01:16 PM

Scratch that I'm worse than the rest of you.

Sorry, you know I never mean any of what i say.

***Cycleon*** · 07-03-2002, 01:19 PM

Chun Li is pretty hot

Btw: Andro - you have got to do better than that! _this thread is purely limited to bashing Nathan - nad bring your BF on so he can bash on Nathan too! the more the merrier

**Little Jonah** · 07-03-2002, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by Iron horse

lol haha

**androplex** · 07-03-2002, 02:18 PM

My bf is taking me on vacation and I am not going close to a computer.

**woodsy169** · 07-03-2002, 02:58 PM

This is Part II of Nathan's avatar...the one he didn't want anyone to see.

**Nathan** · 07-03-2002, 03:04 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by woodsy169
[B]This is Part II of Nathan's avatar...the one he didn't want anyone to see.

That is absolutely disgusting.

**arthurb999** · 07-03-2002, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by woodsy169
This is Part II of Nathan's avatar...the one he didn't want anyone to see.

That's messed up Nathan! LOL

***Cycleon*** · 07-03-2002, 04:22 PM

ok that WAS funny

- but its pushing the limits of what we allow here, so it had to go

**Nathan** · 07-03-2002, 04:26 PM

I was gonna get rid of it but then it would have looked like I was a poor sport and I can't be having that now can I?

P.S Fuck all of you plenty.

***Cycleon*** · 07-03-2002, 04:34 PM

Nathan, if you ever piss me off though - I really will put that as your avatar

**Nathan** · 07-03-2002, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by CYCLEON
Nathan, if you ever piss me off though - I really will put that as your avatar

98882938475625434784983486252378348738.

***Cycleon*** · 07-23-2002, 10:01 PM

come on folks - join the fun!!!

**arthurb999** · 07-23-2002, 10:07 PM

... hate him because he is a 22 year old virgin!!!

***Cycleon*** · 07-23-2002, 10:15 PM

that deserves pity (or admiration), not hate

**arthurb999** · 07-23-2002, 11:02 PM

... hate him becasue he tosses more salad than this guy!

**PaPaPumP** · 07-24-2002, 03:08 AM

Originally posted by Nathan

Uh, I thought I made that part clear, woodsy169 gave them to me, which I found odd. I never followed you to the porn theatre, sorry to disappoint you brother. Is that why you were licking the floors, cause you thought I had been there? I don't swing that way sorry.

So you're friends with males who hand out gay porn? It's all adding up now. The anime, the location, ohhh and the ANIME. What does that guy in your ava think he is, some kinda Superman? My question is...where is his other hand???

**tt333** · 07-24-2002, 04:17 AM

friends are your vaginas!!!

**BIG R** · 07-24-2002, 05:21 AM

Man, Nathan you are taking a beating like the Gimp from Pulp Fiction!!! This is not a pretty picture. although I am getting some good material to make jokes with later. You guys are the best friends a guy could ask for.

Nathan for what its worth...............you are doing great in this pool of sharks. I like how you addressed everyone specifically that was the bomb... Brilliant!...hang in there buddy. Whats up with everything gay? This thread has some real Fucked-up shit. LOLLOLOLOLOLOL

Oh no!!! Wait till Primodonna, MikeXXL, and Dr. D find this one. All hell is going to break loose.

Nate I'll pray some rosaries for ya.

R

**Nathan** · 07-24-2002, 10:22 AM

Arthurb999 - First, I'm 21 thank you very much. Second, you got me on the virgin part if you aren't counting your mom, your sisters and all your female cousins which I never considered people anyways. I feel you have a hang-up on sex and homosexuality thatis rather disturbing. When you masturbate, do you sub-consciously think of sweaty men in erotic positions with other men? Do you imagine rubbing the semen of 18 young men all over your face? I think that you do. You need to address it.

Big R - I'm starting to see the homosexual pattern in this thread too and it isn't my fault. IO didn't start it and I would like to apologize for it to the gay members of this board. IT's all CYC's fault.

PaPaPump - Your arachnid fetish is becoming increasingly apparent. I didn't want to openly inform the board of this but I think I must now for the safety of all the arachnids out there you might potentially molest. PaPaPump sent me the following e-mail. He needs help:

"Between you and me, I have elaborate sexual fantasies about arachnids. I dunno what it is. Maybe it's all those legs or that hard exoskeleton but something about them just gives me the most sensational erections one could imagine. I masturbate while staring at pictures in National Geographic - and not the ones of those naked natives either. Pictures of the arachnids they so often display. I have 16 pet tarantulas as well as numerous spider bites all over my genitals from shoving them down my pants and rubbing them all over my crotch. What should I do? Is this a problem?"

Here was my response:

"No pablo engleis senor."

**nuke** · 07-24-2002, 10:41 AM

This is funny as sh**
Nathan your "disertatio" to the bro way like none other....

Damn I love this board!

**nuke** · 07-24-2002, 10:46 AM

If I could stop laughing I could type !!!

What I meant to type was your disertation to the bros was like none other ! Jesus that was hilarious ...

**skid** · 07-24-2002, 11:02 AM

i don't get it

j/k nathan - ok, so your fart-suit joke may have sucked, but for the sh*t you've put up with on this thread, you have my newfound respect!

**JP1570** · 07-24-2002, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by skid
i don't get it

j/k nathan - ok, so your fart-suit joke may have sucked, but for the sh*t you've put up with on this thread, you have my newfound respect!

Don't admire Nathan for taking all this so well, if your ass had taken the pounding that his has for the last 21 yrs, then you would take this well too.

**skid** · 07-24-2002, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by JP1570
Don't admire Nathan for taking all this so well, if your ass had taken the pounding that his has for the last 21 yrs, then you would take this well too.

that's a good point ... then forget it Nathan, you're such a wannabe ... you'll never be a REAL fag!

**arthurb999** · 07-24-2002, 07:14 PM

... hate him because he packs more nuts in his mouth than a squirrel on a cold winter day.

**decadbal** · 07-17-2004, 03:14 PM

cant i get a sandwich, dam i want one to..

***Cycleon*** · 07-19-2004, 10:36 AM

I just had to bump this old thread, sorry Nathan

**Blown_SC** · 07-19-2004, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Pheedno

Laugh at him for his inability to create jizzm. Thus sending him on a world conquest to collect from unsuspecting donors to turn him into the Jizzm Master- AKA Smegma Man which you can hate him for.

His hobbies include: Sock hunting and lotion bargain shopping.

Nice Pheedno...

**Money Boss Hustla** · 07-19-2004, 10:41 AM

Lmao!

**Blown_SC** · 07-19-2004, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Nathan

****ing son of a bitch you jackasses. Do you know how much pressure this is to say something cunning? Now I have to deal with every last one of you mean ****s individually. Here goes:

EXCESS: Though you didn't really say anything mean i know you were thinking it. For that I am going to tell everyone about your choda-hair collection. He amasses the tiny hairs from the chodas of Russian political figures and keeps them in a small booklet under his pillow. He masturbates while staring at the hairs. It's gross.

PaPaPump: I acquired pictures of you at a gay porn movie theatre from woodsy169. He was licking the floors clean of, well, you know what he was licking them clean of but I'll say it anyways...male ejaculate. He's managed to acquire 7 different STD's in the last 6 months doing this.

Woodsy169: When you sent me those pics of PaPaPump I was a little confused but then did a little research of my own and discovered that you are, in fact, in love with PaPaPump and have been ever since the two of you met and had "relations" in that gay porn theatre. I realize you can't stop thinking about him, but in all due respect, could you please stop sending me e-mails in which you go into great detail about his "big sweaty cock." It's disgusting and makes me nauseous.

Paryboynyc: You have not mocked me here and so you will be spared. I would like to advise you to not look directly at any one of the other people who have posted here though. Making eye contact can be very dangerous and could directly result in loss of vision, prostate enlargement, genital warts (which seems to be the most often reported side effect), etc.

Shredz: Fag. Fffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg.

Pheedno: How do you sit down with that dildo perpetually stuck up your ass? Seriously, when Shredz got it stuck in there did you think it would be this much of an inconvenience in your daily routine? I hear though that ever since it got crammed somethin' fierce up there that your squats have never been better and that you're going deeper than ever before. Good luck with all that.

Butch: For those that don't know, Butch has aptly named himself. He is actually a bulldike who enjoys the company of exceedingly manly women. He does not believe in wearing a bra and dresses only in black leather because he finds that the feel of the cold leather against his skin closely resembles the feel of his lovers' scaly hide. He (while he is a woman technically, he prefers to be referred to as "he") wears only crotchless underpants and is constantly rubbing vasoline all over his vagina due to dry skin in that particular region. It's gross.

arthurb999: Well, simply put, arthur is sexually attracted to members of the reptile family. Big sexy iguanas are his favorite and get him the most aroused by far. He enjoys inserting their tails into his anus and rubbing their bellies across his genitals. Arthur has a problem that he needs to address and while he feels very passionately about his undying love for these animals, it is still animal abuse and needs to stop.

Aaaaannnnnnddddd...

CYCLEON: CYC has a propensity for lighting his pubichair on fire. He gets off on it. He has second degree burns all over his crotch and has convinced himself that it is sexy. He has a difficult time waiting for the pubic hair to grow back and so occupies this in-between time by smearing Vicks vaporub all over his rectum and lying, legs spread with his posterior facing a high-powered fan.

Okay, thank you all so very much for pushing me over the deep end. I think I've probably gone way too far in this thread but I don't care if it changes your opinions of me. They probably weren't all that good to begin with so **** ya.

BUMP this post....
Holy fvck I'm crying laughing now...

**decadbal** · 07-19-2004, 12:12 PM

man till this post i always thought nathan was out there a little and kinda strange but now i believe he is one funny focker

**spywizard** · 07-19-2004, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

...Feel sorry for him because he has a purile fascination with japanese anime of young boys

oh that's bad..

His obvious obsession with the male genitalia is obvious with his constant attempts to orally pleasure himself..

**bor** · 07-20-2004, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by Nathan

****ing son of a bitch you jackasses. Do you know how much pressure this is to say something cunning? Now I have to deal with every last one of you mean ****s individually. Here goes:

EXCESS: Though you didn't really say anything mean i know you were thinking it. For that I am going to tell everyone about your choda-hair collection. He amasses the tiny hairs from the chodas of Russian political figures and keeps them in a small booklet under his pillow. He masturbates while staring at the hairs. It's gross.

PaPaPump: I acquired pictures of you at a gay porn movie theatre from woodsy169. He was licking the floors clean of, well, you know what he was licking them clean of but I'll say it anyways...male ejaculate. He's managed to acquire 7 different STD's in the last 6 months doing this.

Woodsy169: When you sent me those pics of PaPaPump I was a little confused but then did a little research of my own and discovered that you are, in fact, in love with PaPaPump and have been ever since the two of you met and had "relations" in that gay porn theatre. I realize you can't stop thinking about him, but in all due respect, could you please stop sending me e-mails in which you go into great detail about his "big sweaty cock." It's disgusting and makes me nauseous.

Paryboynyc: You have not mocked me here and so you will be spared. I would like to advise you to not look directly at any one of the other people who have posted here though. Making eye contact can be very dangerous and could directly result in loss of vision, prostate enlargement, genital warts (which seems to be the most often reported side effect), etc.

Shredz: Fag. Fffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg.

Pheedno: How do you sit down with that dildo perpetually stuck up your ass? Seriously, when Shredz got it stuck in there did you think it would be this much of an inconvenience in your daily routine? I hear though that ever since it got crammed somethin' fierce up there that your squats have never been better and that you're going deeper than ever before. Good luck with all that.

Butch: For those that don't know, Butch has aptly named himself. He is actually a bulldike who enjoys the company of exceedingly manly women. He does not believe in wearing a bra and dresses only in black leather because he finds that the feel of the cold leather against his skin closely resembles the feel of his lovers' scaly hide. He (while he is a woman technically, he prefers to be referred to as "he") wears only crotchless underpants and is constantly rubbing vasoline all over his vagina due to dry skin in that particular region. It's gross.

arthurb999: Well, simply put, arthur is sexually attracted to members of the reptile family. Big sexy iguanas are his favorite and get him the most aroused by far. He enjoys inserting their tails into his anus and rubbing their bellies across his genitals. Arthur has a problem that he needs to address and while he feels very passionately about his undying love for these animals, it is still animal abuse and needs to stop.

Aaaaannnnnnddddd...

CYCLEON: CYC has a propensity for lighting his pubichair on fire. He gets off on it. He has second degree burns all over his crotch and has convinced himself that it is sexy. He has a difficult time waiting for the pubic hair to grow back and so occupies this in-between time by smearing Vicks vaporub all over his rectum and lying, legs spread with his posterior facing a high-powered fan.

Okay, thank you all so very much for pushing me over the deep end. I think I've probably gone way too far in this thread but I don't care if it changes your opinions of me. They probably weren't all that good to begin with so **** ya.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!THAT WAS TOO FUNNY , NOBODY HAS SH!T ON YOU DUDE!

**Juggernaut** · 07-20-2004, 07:05 AM

Even though it's old I still can't believe you guys bashed on poor Nathan like that. You should all be ashamed. How can you pick on a bro who wears a cape and has a sword fedish? I understand he also has good skin and we all know how hard that is to have and maintain. Besides, who knows, maybe mild retardation will become a trend...then who'll have the last laugh? That's right....Nathan.

I got your back Nathan.........but for God's sake put on a shirt.

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