Dont hate Nathan because he is beautiful...

[Cycleon]

...But dont laugh at him because he is so ugly.

[EXCESS]

How can I not laugh?

[Cycleon]

...Hate him because he is a pathetically putrid pustule of monkey spanking butt cheese.


Go ahead, fill in your own line -lets see who is most origional!

[SPEEDY]

Did I miss something?

[EXCESS]

Originally posted by SPEEDY
Did I miss something?

CYC and Nathan have an ongoing friendly feud.

...hate him because he's trying to hide his primal urge for X-biker.

[SPEEDY]

I see. Thanks for clarifying. I thought everyone was going apeshit.

[PaPaPumP]

Hate him because he needs to change that damn Nancy avatar.

[Iron horse]

Originally posted by PaPaPumP
Hate him because he needs to change that damn Nancy avatar.

[Shredz]

Hate him because.....I don't know just hate him because you have nothing better to do!!

[Cycleon]

...Feel sorry for him because he has a purile fascination with japanese anime of young boys

[EXCESS]

...respect him for being so honest about his rash.

[partyboynyc]

anime is truly disturbing isn't it??

[PaPaPumP]

Hate him for going into the Men's restroom just to watch the gentleman relieve themselves.

[woodsy169]

Hate him for being the President of NAMBLA.

Just kidding Nathan!! This is all in good fun...

[Cycleon]

Originally posted by woodsy169
Hate him for being the President of NAMBLA.

Ouch - that one is pretty bad! Lets all remember that we are only bashing on Nathan in good fun (he is actually a great mod).

Besides, we shouldnt besmirch the name of an organization like NAMBLA by associating the likes of Nathan with it - I am sure they have at least some limits that even they wouldnt ahhh.... "stoop" to

[Pheedno]

Laugh at him for his inability to create jizzm. Thus sending him on a world conquest to collect from unsuspecting donors to turn him into the Jizzm Master- AKA Smegma Man which you can hate him for.

His hobbies include: Sock hunting and lotion bargain shopping.

[partyboynyc]

what in god's name is NAMBLA???

[Cycleon]

North American Man-Boy Love Association - or "Pedofiles R Us" - can you believe that such a thing exists?

[partyboynyc]

thats' for real?!! wow sicko r' us!!!!!!!!

[Cycleon]

Believe it or not they actually are allowed to march in some of the Gay/Les parades

Naturally Nathan is the ummm... "baton twirler" for them

[partyboynyc]

eww they are probably in the city this week doing shit.it's gay pride week here in manhattan until the 30th!!ugh scummy molesters they should all be shot!!

[EXCESS]

Originally posted by partyboynyc
eww they are probably in the city this week doing shit.it's gay pride week here in manhattan until the 30th!!ugh scummy molesters they should all be shot!!

I'd like to point out that partyboy isn't referring to gay people, but rather pedophiles. Just in case someone hasn't read the last few posts.

[Cycleon]

probably - but I hope the G/L community has better sense than that tho - a lot of them dont like them too much either, seems like

Being in an org like that should be an invitation to have the sentence of "be hanged by the balls until dead. May God have mercy upon your soul".

But that is another thread...

[partyboynyc]

i have nothing against anyone.half my friends are gay.it's the pedofiles that must go.we should start by going on a manhunt through the catholic church!!!!!i'm roman catholic so blow me if you take offense to that.i'm big on the protection of woman, children and animals.messing w/ those groups deserves severe punishment!!!

[Butch]

Poor Nathan! I feel your pain bro......but the bashing shall go on. This shit is making me laugh!

[partyboynyc]

it's a shame he isn't enjoying the fun!!maybe he's at a wine and smegma party.......

[arthurb999]

...hate him because he goes and visits men he doesn't even know in jail just to give up his cheeks.

[Nathan]

Fucking son of a bitch you jackasses. Do you know how much pressure this is to say something cunning? Now I have to deal with every last one of you mean fucks individually. Here goes:

EXCESS: Though you didn't really say anything mean i know you were thinking it. For that I am going to tell everyone about your choda-hair collection. He amasses the tiny hairs from the chodas of Russian political figures and keeps them in a small booklet under his pillow. He masturbates while staring at the hairs. It's gross.

PaPaPump: I acquired pictures of you at a gay porn movie theatre from woodsy169. He was licking the floors clean of, well, you know what he was licking them clean of but I'll say it anyways...male ejaculate. He's managed to acquire 7 different STD's in the last 6 months doing this.

Woodsy169: When you sent me those pics of PaPaPump I was a little confused but then did a little research of my own and discovered that you are, in fact, in love with PaPaPump and have been ever since the two of you met and had "relations" in that gay porn theatre. I realize you can't stop thinking about him, but in all due respect, could you please stop sending me e-mails in which you go into great detail about his "big sweaty cock." It's disgusting and makes me nauseous.

Paryboynyc: You have not mocked me here and so you will be spared. I would like to advise you to not look directly at any one of the other people who have posted here though. Making eye contact can be very dangerous and could directly result in loss of vision, prostate enlargement, genital warts (which seems to be the most often reported side effect), etc.

Shredz: Fag. Fffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg.

Pheedno: How do you sit down with that dildo perpetually stuck up your ass? Seriously, when Shredz got it stuck in there did you think it would be this much of an inconvenience in your daily routine? I hear though that ever since it got crammed somethin' fierce up there that your squats have never been better and that you're going deeper than ever before. Good luck with all that.

Butch: For those that don't know, Butch has aptly named himself. He is actually a bulldike who enjoys the company of exceedingly manly women. He does not believe in wearing a bra and dresses only in black leather because he finds that the feel of the cold leather against his skin closely resembles the feel of his lovers' scaly hide. He (while he is a woman technically, he prefers to be referred to as "he") wears only crotchless underpants and is constantly rubbing vasoline all over his vagina due to dry skin in that particular region. It's gross.

arthurb999: Well, simply put, arthur is sexually attracted to members of the reptile family. Big sexy iguanas are his favorite and get him the most aroused by far. He enjoys inserting their tails into his anus and rubbing their bellies across his genitals. Arthur has a problem that he needs to address and while he feels very passionately about his undying love for these animals, it is still animal abuse and needs to stop.

Aaaaannnnnnddddd...

CYCLEON: CYC has a propensity for lighting his pubichair on fire. He gets off on it. He has second degree burns all over his crotch and has convinced himself that it is sexy. He has a difficult time waiting for the pubic hair to grow back and so occupies this in-between time by smearing Vicks vaporub all over his rectum and lying, legs spread with his posterior facing a high-powered fan.

Okay, thank you all so very much for pushing me over the deep end. I think I've probably gone way too far in this thread but I don't care if it changes your opinions of me. They probably weren't all that good to begin with so fuck ya.

[Cycleon]

Awwwww, we wuvz u 2 Nathan!!!

Now dont go soiling anything because I didnt mean that but in the most platonic sense

Btw: you have got to quit fantasizing about me in various positions - it really isnt healthy

[Cycleon]

...Hate him for being "soooo vain, he probably thinks we're talking about him"

Don't you? don't you! dont you?

[Nathan]

Originally posted by CYCLEON
...Hate him for being "soooo vain, he probably thinks we're talking about him"

Don't you? don't you! dont you?

That made no sense at all. You're talking about someon to hate, and then you ask that same person who you've been talking about this entire time if they think you're talking abou them? Whether I am that Nathan or not doesn't matter, because then that last statement shouldn't be directed to me now should it? I'm sure you aren't following here on account of your mental retardation.

[Cycleon]

Originally posted by Nathan
Whether I am that Nathan or not doesn't matter,

You sound like you are feeling a little dissassociative today (where is TNT when I need some good sounding psycho-analysis

But really, Nathan - tell us how you really feel

[Nathan]

Originally posted by CYCLEON


You sound like you are feeling a little dissassociative today (where is TNT when I need some good sounding psycho-analysis

But really, Nathan - tell us how you really feel

Fuck you somethin' fierce.

[Cycleon]

There you go fantasizing about me again

Btw: I always enjoy your self defecating (oops..deprecating) sense of humor

[woodsy169]

WOO HOO! I must have won! I got the worst bashing from him...LOL

That is some pretty funny shit Nathan...

[PaPaPumP]

How did you aquire those porns of me at the gay shoppe? I know I signed a contract with Pimphouse, and did some nude modeling...but why...DEAR GOD WHY...were you at the gay porn store in the first place? At least I get paid to be there.

[Pheedno]

[i]Originally

Pheedno: How do you sit down with that dildo perpetually stuck up your ass? Seriously, when Shredz got it stuck in there did you think it would be this much of an inconvenience in your daily routine? I hear though that ever since it got crammed somethin' fierce up there that your squats have never been better and that you're going deeper than ever before. Good luck with all that.
[/B]

No No No Nathan, my opinion of you is as high as it's always been.
I believe I might put that on a t-shirt or a greeting card or something.

Reviewing your case, I've come up with these conclusions:

A. I'm a genius

B. Your defensive attitude has made it abundantly clear that the anamosity you feel has propelled you in a state of self righteousness to cover up the burning desire you have to become me. I'm your hero, I know it pains you to admit, but it would be better for you to be true to yourself.

[Vegas Kid]

Originally posted by PaPaPumP
How did you aquire those porns of me at the gay shoppe?

That's easy. He was wacking it off to chun Li while playing street fighter II and decided that he needed some new material and headed over to the "Male Box" his favorite club. He then used a computer (anime geeks love computers) to alter the faces of the "stars" and put your's on them instead.

Or at least that's word on the street.

[Nathan]

Originally posted by PaPaPumP
How did you aquire those porns of me at the gay shoppe? I know I signed a contract with Pimphouse, and did some nude modeling...but why...DEAR GOD WHY...were you at the gay porn store in the first place? At least I get paid to be there.

Uh, I thought I made that part clear, woodsy169 gave them to me, which I found odd. I never followed you to the porn theatre, sorry to disappoint you brother. Is that why you were licking the floors, cause you thought I had been there? I don't swing that way sorry.

[Nathan]

Originally posted by Pheedno


B. Your defensive attitude has made it abundantly clear that the anamosity you feel has propelled you in a state of self righteousness to cover up the burning desire you have to become me. I'm your hero, I know it pains you to admit, but it would be better for you to be true to yourself.

You're absolutely right. You are my hero. Now, as my hero, could you go fix me a sandwich?