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Today was my first day of classes for the fall semester. I completely forgot just how many hot girls there are on campus on a daily basis. I counted 97 HOT ones (I'm not talking "fuvkable", I'm talking HOT). Seriously. And I wanted every one of them. Why do we always want the ones we can't have? I have a great g/f who I truly love, but god damn, I was goin crazy lookin at all these girls!
Welcome to the hell of monogamy. When are women going to understand that just because we want to fvck everything in sight doesn't mean we don't LOVE our g/f's!? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
suks to be u
haha when u realize your not invinsible -:wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Phreak101
If I was I'd run up behind girls and hump them real fast. Then I'd run away leaving them standing around wondering why it feels like a 747 just took off up their ass...:wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizfit
Well, I don't know about Phreak, but I know I'm not invincible. Ok. I did my part of the deal...
men and women see thigns differently.. that is for sure...
I know from my experiences - women r a little mroe subtle in their male watching than men are with women watchin when they are in a relationship.
tying yourself down with 1 female in college = lifetime of regrets!
You make me miss college bro. Only place where girls are forced to congregate by the thousands, and then all go out and try to get as wasted as possible...Quote:
Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
Ah memories!
god i love being 21 :7up:
shit i didnt even realize im above 1000 posts!!! woo hoo
it must be tuff been you moneyaddict lol.
1.5 posts a day :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by aadrenaline
you WHORE!:lol:
It is bros, it is. I did the partying thing and the hooking-up thing when I first started college and I don't really miss it. I feel much better when I'm out getting wasted every night. So I don't think I'll have any regrets. But it's nuts seein all these girls around. I forgot what that was like during the summer.
Mizfit, how do women watch men subtly?
indrectly and so on.
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Originally Posted by 305GUY
word i did that and it ruined all my fun !!!
Women are sly. They check you out MUCH later when you are walking by and shit. Typically I spot a hot girl and I'm looking at her well before she passes me. Women will give the quick glance right as they are walking by....stuff like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
Ya man..second day of classes and its insane..I've been caught staring so many times today :lol:
sorry man !Quote:
Originally Posted by steve0
Keep your focus and be truthful to the one that you are with. You're probably with her for a reason that you too often forget.
5.98 posts a day:clapping:Quote:
Originally Posted by 305GUY
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Originally Posted by aadrenaline
how do you check that? check mine.
Join Date: 06-01-2005Quote:
Originally Posted by collar
PostsTotal Posts: 1,937 (4.31 posts per day)
its in your profile (lefthand side)
Yeah, I remember those days
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Originally Posted by 305GUY
hahahah i love this dancing guy
cool thanks mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by 305GUY
Nothing wrong with lots of hot girls!
its girl eye code, they will never tell..Quote:
Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
its the same code they use at the bar when a guys hitting on them and they turn thier heads to a random female and widen thier eyes ever so slightly. this sets off an alarm in the other girls head and she sees big flashing letters that say COCKBLOCK ALERT.. COCKBLOCK ALERT!! than she will walk over in between random dude and chick and say "OMG!! Your sisters in the hospital we have to go" and she grabs her arm and takes her away..
woman are highly sophisticated machines.. but once you learn the code you can scramble thier circuitry and make them do things they normally wouldnt.. like cook you a meal :wg:
i got orientation tommorow, bringing of bottle of Bawlz (energy drink)
gonna ask all the hotties if they wanna touch my bawlz!!
:lol: i like that :aaGreen22Quote:
Originally Posted by Bojangles69
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Originally Posted by Bojangles69
Just mess around and bang a few. Reminds me of the old bull story = two bulls are standing on top of a hill, one young one and one old bull over looking a group of heifers below. The young bull says" lets run down their and fuk one of those cows, the old bull looks over and says " lets walk down and fuk em' all" :) you damn young ens' never know what you got till you're old.:)
That line about the Bawlz is 100% guaranteed to work :rolleyes:
omg u have no idea, i was doing it at work all day yesterday, you say it dead serious "excuse me miss (like you reall have something important to say) .. would you like to touch my bawlz? (wait like 2 seconds before her face starts to cringe than hold up the bottle)Quote:
Originally Posted by Receiver84
it gets a great laugh if anything. one chick said "id love to touch your balls" i was like "which one?"
shes like the "blue ones" (cause the drink is blue)
i was like "i never have blue balls"
so funny lol
i start classes monday...cant fukin wait
and my college is unbelievalbly teeming with fine girls
i have the same problem.....it's AMAZING the kind of girls i see on campus every day......pretty much unfathomable......i want them allQuote:
Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
when in college, i was a humping mother f'cking bunny. you are a fool having a GF especially your freshman/sophmore/junior years in college. go out and explore.
Shit, if it wasn't for my parents cutting out my tuition funds and me strating paying for my own classes, i'd probably still be in collge right now doin the pimpology thing.
I'm not a freshman/sophomore/junior :) but I'm probably still a fool.
hehe, i threw it out just in general and did not mean to imply directly at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
No worries mate...I didn't think you did, I just took the opportunity to deprecate myself.