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08-25-2006, 11:21 AM #1
No One Home?
I am as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. What is going on?
She wasnt there, but there was an elderly woman. Thing is, she had more wrinkles than an elephant scrotum. I mean, she looked maybe alright, but damn, you could tell that she stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.
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08-25-2006, 11:23 AM #2
rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiight
i guess i missed something
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08-25-2006, 11:24 AM #3
This is not my 2nd username btw........
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08-25-2006, 11:25 AM #4
Originally Posted by tonytone
What you miss? I guess I can post it again if you like.
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08-25-2006, 11:29 AM #5
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Originally Posted by kyjelly
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08-25-2006, 11:32 AM #6
Well dude, I expect to go on this blind date with a "20" year old.
Go to the door, and opens up this f***n' 90 year old woman in a f***n' bikini.
It was akward
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Originally Posted by kyjelly
ROFLMAO
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08-25-2006, 11:41 AM #8
Originally Posted by kyjelly
If shes rich I woulda stayed around married her and get all her money when she dies.
Intense sex, push cigs, alcohol, coke, adrenaline pumping activites while shes using the previous, and shell most likely die in the next couple of years.
Did you get a blowjob atleast and think of ur guyfriend who gave u the handjob?? JK
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08-25-2006, 11:42 AM #9
Originally Posted by kyjelly
now it makes sense....
i have only been on a blind date once (in highschool), and NEVER AGAIN
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08-25-2006, 11:52 AM #10
90 y.o. in a bikini lol..thats gotta suck
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08-25-2006, 12:07 PM #11
yeah, Im never doing that internet BS again, unless I see a webcam or something.
Nah, no blowjob.....we went all the way! Her experience was too great to pass up.
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08-25-2006, 12:14 PM #12
Originally Posted by kyjelly
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08-25-2006, 12:24 PM #13
Yeah, I just kinda stood there like wtf?
And she said...What? Stop looking so damn confused...like one of them blind lesbians at a fish market.
She was one naughty, weird grandma, or great grandma for that matter...
But then, I pulled an R Kelly andon her
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08-25-2006, 05:17 PM #14
that would have been terrible man, dammm/
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08-25-2006, 05:31 PM #15
did ya hit it
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08-25-2006, 05:35 PM #16
Originally Posted by Mizfit
LMAO this is the same guy that posted a thread if another guys slaps your monkey and if you are thinking about a girl does it make gay??????????? sure he hit
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08-25-2006, 06:38 PM #17
Originally Posted by kyjelly
lol..........i have a shirt that says "im as confused as a baby in a topless bar." Just thought i was say that but that sucks man.
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08-25-2006, 07:50 PM #18
Did I hit it? Well, she went straight for a bj.
Then she wanted more. But only stuck it in like 2 times, so it doesnt count...does it?
Then I went to the bathroom and finished the job myself....I mean, I didtn wanna go blue balls or anything.
It was a living nightmare...hell she looked dead for crying out loud
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Originally Posted by kyjelly
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08-25-2006, 07:53 PM #20
Originally Posted by kyjelly
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08-25-2006, 07:54 PM #21
LOL 2 times.
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08-25-2006, 08:10 PM #22
this sounds fabricated, maybe not 100% but im not buying it
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08-25-2006, 10:16 PM #23
I think its pretty funny!!!! (if its true)
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08-25-2006, 11:00 PM #24
its not true but its funny anywa hehe.
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08-26-2006, 12:24 AM #25
Old people give the best head!!! they have no teeth!!!!!!!
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08-26-2006, 01:23 AM #26
that's just nasty
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08-26-2006, 08:35 AM #27
Originally Posted by hardgainer12
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08-26-2006, 09:28 AM #28
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
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08-26-2006, 10:16 AM #29
Originally Posted by IronFreakX
hhahahahahahaha
man, that was funny.
And trust me, I know.
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
Is that nast also? Oh OH and what is she was real hat for a dead person?
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08-26-2006, 11:08 AM #31
I call bs
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08-26-2006, 02:27 PM #32
Originally Posted by gsxxr
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