The Perfect Day For A Man

[manc]

Found trawlin thru some old threads,yhought it was worth sharing


The Perfect day for a man!!

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6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta , finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20 Blowjob
2:30 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas. Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:15 Blowjob
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00 Watch Sportscenter.
7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46 One last blowjob
11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep.

[big bird 06]

That sounds like a real great day

[stunner5000pt]

personally i'd liek to have more drunken sex
but a blowjob is good too

i'd also jhave more steak and caviar!

[RA]

I like it.

[RA]

so when can i book one?

[eightball17]

Sounds great, where do we sign up ???

[Mizfit]

i think perfect day for man - is the alarm being a blow job

[auslifta]

i think perfect day for man - is the alarm being a blow job

if you ever want to stay in australia ill let you stay at my house on the condition your my alarm

[Smak]

Right on except I wouldn't start my morning so early.

6 AM!!!!!

[Smak]

i think perfect day for man - is the alarm being a blow job

haha def.

[chest6]

Sounds like a good day.

[spencer]

lovin it

[Ya Dig?]

fun but id change a few things...i HATE golf




6:15 Blowjob alarm
6:30 Massive dump while looking thru a porno mag.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 White Russian en route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Cali.
9:30 Limo to Playboy Mansion.
9:45 Play some cards with Hef and some bunnies.
11:30 Orgy with numerous bunnies.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 8 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob from numerous bunnies.
12:30 Pass out by the pool.
2:15 Wake up in limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20 Blowjob
2:30 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas. Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:15 Orgy with crew.
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00 Jam.
7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00 Relax after dinner with Blue Label and Marlboro Reds.
10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Strip Club.
12:00 Lap Dances lap dances and more lap dances
1:00 Orgy with 3 fine strippers
2:00 Get back home and kill a lot of brain cells
2:30 Call over slutty "friends"
2:45 Recieve blowjobs from sluts
3:30 Kill more brain cells
4:?? Finally Pass out during final blowjob

[Pinkvelvet]

Good to Know!

[SVTMuscle*]

hahahaha absolutely phenominal

[Hellmaskbanned]

Found trawlin thru some old threads,yhought it was worth sharing


The Perfect day for a man!!

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6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta , finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20 Blowjob
2:30 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas. Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:15 Blowjob
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00 Watch Sportscenter.
7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46 One last blowjob
11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep.

Looks good looks good......But personally I would have added a few more BJ's.

[chest6]

ya damn..id replace all the bjs with sex..

[Hackamaniac]

ya damn..id replace all the bjs with sex..

Not all of them

[tiger909]

the playboy orgy only lasts 15 min...well that sux lol

[rockhardman]

the playboy orgy only lasts 15 min...well that sux lol

[IronFreakX]

Thats from Gene Simmons book, SEX MONEY KISS?

This is the female version......


8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs..
1:00 Shopping with friends.
3:00 Nap.
4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
10:00 Hot shower. Alone.
10:30 Make love.
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

[guest589745]

I like this better:

6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Breakfast. Eggs, Wheat toast and milk with 2 scoops protein.
6:30 Massive dump while getting a blowjob.
7:00 massage.
7:30 Stretched escalade arrives.
7:45 Blowjob en route to airport.
8:00 Chicken breast with mashed potatoes and corn and a glass of milk
9:15 Private jet to the worlds greatest and most empty gym (besides hot chicks)
10:30 PWO shake with 3 scoops protein 2 cups milk and 1 cup oats with a peanut butter sandwich
11:30 Blowjob
12:00 Lunch. 2 dozen egg whites and a steak.
12:45 have sex with 3 women at once.
2:00 Massage and 2 tuna sandwiches on whole wheat
2:15 Limo back to jet. Watch the best parts of 40 year old virgin.
2:50 Blowjob while getting a massage
2:55 Private jet to mansion. Sex with 4 women at once. Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon orgy excursion with topless female crew.
4:15 Blowjob
4:30 Break world record Bench press- 1249 lbs.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00 Watch UFC.
7:30 Dinner. tri tip, chicken pasta and rice.
9:00 Relax after dinner with a 2008 camaro.
10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.--(I was tempted to chage this)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:30 weigh yourself. Youve gained 10lbs of muscle
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46 One last blowjob
11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep.

repeat.

[aadrenaline]

this sounds like my week

[bor]

Great thread

Although this is a bit too much activity for my taste - I need some napping!

[taiboxa]

no video games?

[Timm1704]

I like this better:


6:30 Massive dump while getting a blowjob.

repeat.

oh my god, poor chick (or chump?)

[aadrenaline]

no video games?

i agree with that 100% i need some xbox live halo 2 action in my life

[Venomous Nemisis]

It's good to be the King