Sex with Mommys

[Dangerdan]

So i had sex with a mommy for the first time over the weekend. To be honest, I was kinda expecting it to be different, but I couldn't tell that she had a kid. I guess I was expecting her vagina to be the size of a watermelon or somethin which looking back seems pretty ignorant. So for the other guys who have been with moms (and any moms out there), have you encounted the same thing, i.e. that you really cant tell whether a woman has had a child or not?

The girls kid is like four so maybe that matters too.

[G-1000]

Your jokeing right.

[Doc.Sust]

no , i have had sex witha few mommys(never went out with a mommy)u cant tell the difference

[Bojangles69]

had sex with your mommy?!? dude.. thats gross..

[rar1015]

[spencer]

you can tell the difference, not a big difference tho

[Dangerdan]

Your jokeing right.

No; just ignorant. And I was joking a little about it being the size of the watermelon.

Ignorant: 1 a : destitute of knowledge or education <an ignorant society>; also : lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified <parents ignorant of modern mathematics> b : resulting from or showing lack of knowledge or intelligence

[Doc.Sust]

No; just ignorant. And I was joking a little about it being the size of the watermelon.

Ignorant: 1 a : destitute of knowledge or education <an ignorant society>; also : lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified <parents ignorant of modern mathematics> b : resulting from or showing lack of knowledge or intelligence

so now this an educational thread, thanks for the definition

[Lucius Leftfoot]

for the record...most people call them milfs.

[Lucius Leftfoot]

and secondly...P*ssy is virtually indestructable. No matter how hard you beat it up...it always shrinks back up over time.

[Superhuman]

yeah, i could tell the difference a little bit with moms - but not by much

[Fletch3138]

No difference at all. Woman vary in that area, some are looser than others. But has nothing to do with kids. Welcome to the mommy-pooty-tang!!

[D3m3nt3d]

Always felt about the same to me, I couldnt tell.

[Dangerdan]

Welcome to the mommy-pooty-tang!!

Thanks for the welcome Fletch, its good to be here.

[ginkobulloba]

My gf is a mommy. Never birthed by pussy though. Her box was always nice but she just had surgery to make it tighter. My chick rocks.

[STYLE74]

They are all different, some women get stretch marks and some don't, some women get looser and some don't, i think it all depends on genetics.

[Mizfit]

women have a natural elasticity.

some women are anturally tigher or looser than others. We are not all the same, regardless if we have children or not.

[ginkobulloba]

Isn't it true that you can exercise your pussy by flexing down there? My gf told me it can get tighter that way as well, but she's lazy.

[Mizfit]

Isn't it true that you can exercise your pussy by flexing down there? My gf told me it can get tighter that way as well, but she's lazy.

Being fit increases tightness and women can also do kegal exercises.

[G-1000]

No; just ignorant. And I was joking a little about it being the size of the watermelon.

Ignorant: 1 a : destitute of knowledge or education <an ignorant society>; also : lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified <parents ignorant of modern mathematics> b : resulting from or showing lack of knowledge or intelligence

Well i knew that you your were joking about the watermelon. But 1+1=2 so i was thinking your were concerned because you have a small pecker.

[G-1000]

and secondly...P*ssy is virtually indestructable. No matter how hard you beat it up...it always shrinks back up over time.

I was reading this as i was talking a drink. I started to crack up and wwater came out my nose.

[soo2bhuge]

LOL

[perfectbeast2001]

[G-1000]

I'm sorry i feel bad for braking your balls now. It sound like your really did not have any clue.

But i mean WTF did you think. A chick walks around with a gaping hole after having a kid.

Any time you need a female anatomy lession come and ask me first.

[Growingpains]

I'm sorry i feel bad for braking your balls now. It sound like your really did not have any clue.

But i mean WTF did you think. A chick walks around with a gaping hole after having a kid.

Any time you need a female anatomy lession come and ask me first.

[Doc.Sust]

kegal exercises will make any pootang as good as new!

[audis4]

Someone should start a thread about sex with daddys.

[firmechicano831]

I went out with this girl that didn't have a kid but was hot like beyonce and mariah carey but was loose as ****. I have never done it with someone with a kid but then again if she takes care of her self and doesn't bang to much then I might not feel a difference.

[Doc.Sust]

Someone should start a thread about sex with daddys.

no thanks to that

[Doc.Sust]

I went out with this girl that didn't have a kid but was hot like beyonce and mariah carey but was loose as ****. I have never done it with someone with a kid but then again if she takes care of her self and doesn't bang to much then I might not feel a difference.

i have hooked up wth girls who didnt have kids that were much looser than girls who DID have kids!! i guess it is a matter of genetics and how often the girl gets "plowed" and the size of the "tractor" or object that has been doing the work

[taiboxa]

dum thread

[Dangerdan]

I'll see what I can do for ya beast.

[LatinoPR]

and secondly...P*ssy is virtually indestructable. No matter how hard you beat it up...it always shrinks back up over time.

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[LatinoPR]

...BTW guy's you are going to kill me i f tell you how old was this MILF that i was having a awesome sex....!

[Superhuman]

how old was she??

[spencer]

how old was she??

57 he told me

[Pinkvelvet]

So i had sex with a mommy for the first time over the weekend. To be honest, I was kinda expecting it to be different, but I couldn't tell that she had a kid. I guess I was expecting her vagina to be the size of a watermelon or somethin which looking back seems pretty ignorant. So for the other guys who have been with moms (and any moms out there), have you encounted the same thing, i.e. that you really cant tell whether a woman has had a child or not?

The girls kid is like four so maybe that matters too.

[Dangerdan]

Thanks for the input. I'm glad we're being mature about this.

[wascaptain5214]

i watched my wife give birth to my daughter.........took a few years for me to be able to go down there with the lights on....my question is.... how does that come out of that......

[spencer]