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  1. 08-29-2006, 07:42 AM #1
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    supplements & GNC kids...

    My god it pisses me off when i see shit like "THE STRAP" from Fizogen i mean WTF is that going to do???? i am just pissed because i seen this shit called "blast cycle" and this kid at GNC was saying you test + for steroids i was like ~man he is a ****ing dumb ass~ then he said "If you get that then order The strap" so i checked it out and it is a fvking stupid looking band... said "You will feel crazy power gains" and much more...

    sorry i had to vent...
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  2. 08-29-2006, 07:42 AM #2
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    ohh and i went in there looking for some milk thistle & multi V



    post your GNC kid story please!
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  3. 08-29-2006, 08:33 AM #3
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    yo bro,
    I totaly know what your talking about i used to manage a GNC in Nebraska. It's a fu#%#@ joke! I agree. Thats why the GNC are in the biggest law suit ever. they have stupid dumbasses working and they never carry the good shit. I went to train a kid once and when i was there he tried to sell someone some protien, and when he was asked why this protien was better than the other all he could do was say because it is. nice #%@%@ IDIOT.
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  4. 08-29-2006, 11:38 AM #4
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    How about that shirt that is made out of special fibers that allow more muscle growth? I saw an ad in flex
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  5. 08-29-2006, 11:49 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    How about that shirt that is made out of special fibers that allow more muscle growth? I saw an ad in flex
    Oh..that shit works..I have it
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  6. 08-29-2006, 04:50 PM #6
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    I had a kid at GNC tell me creatine was androgenic
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  7. 08-29-2006, 06:08 PM #7
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    I bought ten of those bands I wear 2 on each arm and leg and the other two well erm....
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  8. 08-29-2006, 06:18 PM #8
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    dont get me started on these jerks. vitamin shoppe too! i wanna work there so i can prove them all wrong all the time! i hate 150lb dudes telling me what gets them "swole like no other"
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  9. 08-29-2006, 06:19 PM #9
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    I went to GNC to buy a small can of protien, since I ran out. Well, the guy trys to upsell to me. He tells me that men can't train all the muscles in their bodies due to the hormones they create. He then told me, that if I wanted to increase the size of my chest, that I should buy some estrogen, and that would let me build up more muscle on my chest.

    He then said "That's why bodybuilders are so big, yet have puffy nipples. Because of estrogen."

    So I laughted at him. Then asked him how many people he's told that to. He said four before me. I asked if anyone actually bought it, he said one guy did. So I told him to look forward to having a lawsuit on their hands now, and that he would most likely be fired.
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  10. 08-29-2006, 06:20 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    I bought ten of those bands I wear 2 on each arm and leg and the other two well erm....

    Ermm do they add a few pumps? haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler
    I went to GNC to buy a small can of protien, since I ran out. Well, the guy trys to upsell to me. He tells me that men can't train all the muscles in their bodies due to the hormones they create. He then told me, that if I wanted to increase the size of my chest, that I should buy some estrogen, and that would let me build up more muscle on my chest.

    He then said "That's why bodybuilders are so big, yet have puffy nipples. Because of estrogen."

    So I laughted at him. Then asked him how many people he's told that to. He said four before me. I asked if anyone actually bought it, he said one guy did. So I told him to look forward to having a lawsuit on their hands now, and that he would most likely be fired.
    what a clown!!! thats the BS i hate. uneducated people trying to educate
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  12. 08-29-2006, 06:31 PM #12
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    I love messing with the people at GNC. I always ask them dumb questions, like "If I inject the protien, would I gain more muscle?"

    Does the chocolate or vanilla give more gains?

    What if I take tons of vitamins, do I need to eat food during the day?

    ect.
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  13. 08-29-2006, 06:33 PM #13
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    the best is when i over heard the GNC kid tell a few guys that the secert to the pros was liquid cretien and how it gets your veins to just swell out i busted out laughing the hole store heard me .... what a pro trainer he would make
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    I've had people tell me that their GNC brand of protien is more anbolic than all other protien.

    I've been told that their fake Growth hormone thing will make me grow 2 inches taller.

    I've been told that if you stir a protien shake, instead of shaking it, it looses it's effectiveness.

    I've been told that Whey protien is used for bulking, and Soy protien is used for dieting.
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  15. 08-29-2006, 06:43 PM #15
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    The strap is the best shit ever! It helps me focus my chi allowing me to shoot lighting out of my balls.
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  16. 08-29-2006, 06:51 PM #16
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    all of these reasons is why i dont shop at GNC
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  17. 08-29-2006, 07:03 PM #17
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    I told a guy at GNC, that I always take two vitamins everyday, but I take them backwards, and it works way better. I was just messing with his mind.

    Well, as I was leaving, he started telling a customer that, and the customer asks how to take them backwards. The GNC guy looked like a total idiot when he couldn't explain, and then realised that I was messing with him.
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  18. 08-29-2006, 07:05 PM #18
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    supps stores are gay lol.
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  19. 08-29-2006, 07:26 PM #19
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    i work at a franchised GNC and a guy returned a "Strap" to my store which he bought at another GNC he was an older guy, probaly about 40 and i was like, what were you thinking when you bought this, he laughed and was like, i think i was drunk when i bought it haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by italianplayboy09
    all of these reasons is why i dont shop at GNC
    I'm totally with you man. I learn about supps here and then buy online.
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    haha I went into mine looking for glutamine peptides

    The asian chick just sat there looking at me with a stunned face, acting like I just made up a new word in the english language.

    I know more than those asses... lol
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  22. 08-29-2006, 07:51 PM #22
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    haha yea its funny shit aint it
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    Quote Originally Posted by BajanBastard
    The strap is the best shit ever! It helps me focus my chi allowing me to shoot lighting out of my balls.
    dude i dont know y but i cant stop laughing at this

    im just picturing it!!! wow that was good....
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    Quote Originally Posted by hardgainer12
    dude i dont know y but i cant stop laughing at this

    im just picturing it!!! wow that was good....
    gross, why?...j/k
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    i bought the animal pak multivitamin and some flax seed oil and the guy points to the flax and goes "hey thats some good shit its got alot of o m e gas in it" and then he proceeded to ask me if the animal pak multivitamin is any good? i then asked him if he knew what "o m eg as" are and he didnt have an answer
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