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09-01-2006, 05:32 AM #1
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OMG I fvcked a fat ugly chick!!!!
AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT UNTILL JUST NOW!!!! 2 YEARS LATER!!!!!
This was prom night, I had 3 dates, well 2 originally but neway.....
My friend comes over, and we go to pick up my friend(his date) and her freind(my date) cause I was hooking them up they didnt click .... he ended up with no date and I got one more........and another girl I was fvcking before that whom I met at the prom.
I was hammered as fvck, talk about downing almost a full 3/4 liter bottle of chivas regal!
I was getting hit on like crazy that night, and was messing around with the 2 girls throught out the prom and was asked to calm down a bit...(3rd girl was a virgin and just liked me alot and did nothing with her)
So neway the 2 girls need to go back home so we drive em Im in the back seat with "my date" and my friend with "his" date...haha
we start kissing, and feeling each other up then out of nowhere my dick goes in pussy and keeps on doing that for a while...meanwhile theyre watching and she was looking at me and drunk as fvck I smiled at her while fvcking...probably a stupid smile and said Hey .....
we drop em off my and go back to the prom it was 4 am or 3 am cant remember, I hook up with the other chick I met over there, my friend was bored and wasnt getting ne so he left, I went to the bathroom with her and smoked some weed then again outta nowhere my dick was in her mouth!! then in her pussy! kept on fvcking for a while kinda keeping quite when someone walked we go out everyone is leaving she calls her bf up and I call a can go back home happy as fvck and sleep for a LONG ASS TIME.
JUST NOW, my friend sent me a pic of her and her friend which I fvcked.....and I asked whos in the pic with u and she said ***** at the prom???
/?????? the one u slep with rememeber??? then I just sat there thinking wtf.....WUT THE FVCK!!!! WUT THE GODDAMN FVCK!!!!!
SHE IS FVCKING UGLY and FAT I think SHES FATTER THAN TAI!!!!
OH man, I cant believe I fvcked a whale.....well shes not THAT but close to tai so you can imagine....I have a pic but I DONT THINK I WILL BE POSTING IT DUE TO MY REP HERE
But heres a pic of me and 2 other girls at the prom...Note the fvcked up suit and missing belt
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09-01-2006, 05:34 AM #2
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Post the pic, your rep here suck anyway...no worries.......lololol
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09-01-2006, 05:37 AM #3
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09-01-2006, 05:38 AM #4
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HAHA FVCKER!!!!
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NO.......
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09-01-2006, 05:39 AM #5
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which one is she??
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09-01-2006, 05:41 AM #6
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LOL why the HELL WOULD YOU THINK THAT Originally Posted by SMAN12B
These=HOT CHICKS!!!
ahh havent seen em in a LONG time, but neway....
She wont fit in this thread
This SUX, I cant believe I fvcked that
It really is true....Alcohol...helping women get laid...since 18**??
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09-01-2006, 06:11 AM #7
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09-01-2006, 06:12 AM #8
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you just gotta love that, this is what makes life fun !!
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09-01-2006, 06:16 AM #9
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fat girls need love too!
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09-01-2006, 06:53 AM #10
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at least u were drunk
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09-01-2006, 07:15 AM #11
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He really wasnt' drunk, but it helps him to feel better if he tells everyone he was drunk cause he REALY LOVES DA FAT CHICKS !!!!......lolololol Originally Posted by Mizfit
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09-01-2006, 07:19 AM #12
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did you enjoy it atleast?
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09-01-2006, 07:19 AM #13
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did you enjoy it atleast?
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09-01-2006, 07:25 AM #14
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yes and at least you dont remember it! it happened to me when i was loaded,but i still rembered to much of it the next morning, trust me, you should be GLAD you dont remeber anything,iwish that was the case with myself Originally Posted by Mizfit
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09-01-2006, 07:26 AM #15
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oh so he remembers shit, thats even worse.
probably did stuff he shouldnt have.
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09-01-2006, 08:24 AM #16
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hey...........nothin wrong with fukin a fatty.....
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09-01-2006, 08:37 AM #17
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no. he doesnt remember, thatis what is good about it Originally Posted by collar
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09-01-2006, 11:11 AM #18
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heheheh good stuff
did you make her shout oink oink ?
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09-01-2006, 11:53 AM #19
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hey, we've all done it at least once!
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09-01-2006, 12:17 PM #20
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I ****ed a fat chick and wasn't drunk... She was so big I had a hard time finding her stuff... not a real pleasant memory...
not trying to be mean but I had never went hoggin as the joke goes.. and two she was a sweet girl and knew she didn't have a chance wit me... she was a friend of a friend and got drunk and all night long kept saying I will never be with a guy that looks like you... first it was flattering then it got sad... cause she admitted that she likes to eat, has food on tha brain (never quiet understood, yeah right I was like listen hooker I got food on tha brain all tha time too) and **** every body else but that she would never know what a models body feels like in tha sack... she got so drunk and kept feeling sorry for her self I was like... hey "no name" come with me...(were at her friends house after party) she was bewildered asking why... I straight said cus your about to know what a models body feels like in tha sak.... bada bing bada bang
wasn't good but still came, she had to be on top because there was no finding her shit, woah... any way I didn't feel real great after, felt fukin weird after... maybe cus I've donated to ugly girls but with good bod but never donated to fattys... she actually called for the next few weeks... guess she didn't get I was trying to be kind...
Iron your're just a dirty bastard....haha... nah I can see how if happened... willie thinks for us all when drunk... and his eye can't see'em until there 2in awayLast edited by mmaximus25; 09-01-2006 at 12:19 PM.
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09-01-2006, 12:19 PM #21
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Come out of the closet....FATTY LOVER!
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09-01-2006, 09:37 PM #22
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Shes so fat she wont fit on this thread ROFL
hahaha SVTs comment..this is a funny ass thread...
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09-01-2006, 09:42 PM #23
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yeh i cant lie, i slipped up once too. was drinkn hard liquor all nite.
but i do remember she had some skills.
i was ridiculed by my friends for the next 6 months or so and till this day i still get scorned for it, my bestfriend walked outside that night before we got serious upstairs when she was giving me head and till this day anytime a fat chick walks by us he starts making a gaggin noise with his mouth. i dont laugh. AT ALL.
and the funny part which is crazy, i drank A LOT that night but i was so disturbed after i did it i didnt sleep one wink that night, wound up passing out at like the 2 the following afternoon. not because i was scared of her but the fact that i know some guys who have done that ONCE and kinda passed the point no return, its become a habit. than i sobered up and realize just NEVER again, bo must set boundaries in his life.Last edited by Bojangles69; 09-01-2006 at 09:47 PM.
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09-01-2006, 09:57 PM #24
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ahh that sucks...everytime a fatty walks by? I did once but she basically raped me 
She wasnt thattttt fat either. 20-30 lbs overweight maybe?
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yeh anytime we're bustn each others balls which is probaly like 50% of the time. mine was maybe 40-50 lbs over (maybe less.. hopefully less) and im not sayn this to look better but she kinda raped me too. im a man, i was drunk, and she starting massaging my lower stomach, i smiled once and she went for homeplate. whats a man to do? Originally Posted by chest6
ahh that sucks...everytime a fatty walks by? I did once but she basically raped me She wasnt thattttt fat either. 20-30 lbs overweight maybe?
stop?? NEVER!!!!!
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09-01-2006, 10:06 PM #26
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hey wut can yall say is the tighter pussy around!!! LOL
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09-01-2006, 10:08 PM #27
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I slept with a fatty once.
I've tried to deny it, but somehow people always find out...
I porked a porker.
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09-01-2006, 10:10 PM #28
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I'm not too sure if it was her pussy, or the roll behind her knee... but it was good! Originally Posted by rockhardman
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09-01-2006, 10:10 PM #29
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Nothing like grabbing some back cleavage while doing her doggy style.
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09-01-2006, 10:11 PM #30
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lol i would have denied it to the grave had my friend not decided to go outside that night.. m/f 'er. Originally Posted by cfiler
I slept with a fatty once.
I've tried to deny it, but somehow people always find out...
I porked a porker.
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09-01-2006, 10:15 PM #31
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yeh the funny thing is there was little noise because her butt kinda of fluctuated in and out, like the difference between throwing a peach at a wall to throwing a pillow. Originally Posted by cfiler
Nothing like grabbing some back cleavage while doing her doggy style.
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09-01-2006, 10:23 PM #32
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Originally Posted by Bojangles69
yeh anytime we're bustn each others balls which is probaly like 50% of the time. mine was maybe 40-50 lbs over (maybe less.. hopefully less) and im not sayn this to look better but she kinda raped me too. im a man, i was drunk, and she starting massaging my lower stomach, i smiled once and she went for homeplate. whats a man to do?
stop?? NEVER!!!!! This girl was sad she broke up with her bf and wanted to "get over him" we were in bed together (I was clinging to the other side) LOL she kept moving closer and i was like ahh canntt move any further or ill fall off. Tryin to play footsy with me and i was like ewwww nooo ahh....then she put her hand on my dick and I just closed my eyes and i was like fiiineeee..imagine some1 else
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09-01-2006, 10:37 PM #33
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aaaaaaaaAAAAAHHAHAHAH!!! Originally Posted by chest6
This girl was sad she broke up with her bf and wanted to "get over him" we were in bed together (I was clinging to the other side) LOL she kept moving closer and i was like ahh canntt move any further or ill fall off. Tryin to play footsy with me and i was like ewwww nooo ahh....then she put her hand on my dick and I just closed my eyes and i was like fiiineeee..imagine some1 else
yeh thats basically how it goes
they know our weak spot, the hand on the dick tactic, wonder if this is universal fatty code or some shit..
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09-01-2006, 10:40 PM #34
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BBBLAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA, your a riot dude!!!!! Originally Posted by IronFreakX
AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT UNTILL JUST NOW!!!! 2 YEARS LATER!!!!!
This was prom night, I had 3 dates, well 2 originally but neway.....
My friend comes over, and we go to pick up my friend(his date) and her freind(my date) cause I was hooking them up they didnt click .... he ended up with no date and I got one more........and another girl I was fvcking before that whom I met at the prom.
I was hammered as fvck, talk about downing almost a full 3/4 liter bottle of chivas regal!
I was getting hit on like crazy that night, and was messing around with the 2 girls throught out the prom and was asked to calm down a bit...(3rd girl was a virgin and just liked me alot and did nothing with her)
So neway the 2 girls need to go back home so we drive em Im in the back seat with "my date" and my friend with "his" date...haha
we start kissing, and feeling each other up then out of nowhere my dick goes in pussy and keeps on doing that for a while...meanwhile theyre watching and she was looking at me and drunk as fvck I smiled at her while fvcking...probably a stupid smile and said Hey .....
we drop em off my and go back to the prom it was 4 am or 3 am cant remember, I hook up with the other chick I met over there, my friend was bored and wasnt getting ne so he left, I went to the bathroom with her and smoked some weed then again outta nowhere my dick was in her mouth!! then in her pussy! kept on fvcking for a while kinda keeping quite when someone walked we go out everyone is leaving she calls her bf up and I call a can go back home happy as fvck and sleep for a LONG ASS TIME.
JUST NOW, my friend sent me a pic of her and her friend which I fvcked.....and I asked whos in the pic with u and she said ***** at the prom??? /?????? the one u slep with rememeber??? then I just sat there thinking wtf.....WUT THE FVCK!!!! WUT THE GODDAMN FVCK!!!!!
SHE IS FVCKING UGLY and FAT I think SHES FATTER THAN TAI!!!!
OH man, I cant believe I fvcked a whale.....well shes not THAT but close to tai so you can imagine....I have a pic but I DONT THINK I WILL BE POSTING IT DUE TO MY REP HERE
But heres a pic of me and 2 other girls at the prom...Note the fvcked up suit and missing belt
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ROFL fatty code..I bet it is! Im sure she knew what i was doin when i closed my eyes too Originally Posted by Bojangles69
aaaaaaaaAAAAAHHAHAHAH!!!
yeh thats basically how it goes
they know our weak spot, the hand on the dick tactic, wonder if this is universal fatty code or some shit..
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09-01-2006, 11:45 PM #36
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i have never done it with a fatty.
hmmm any good experiences or all crap?
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Originally Posted by chest6
hah!! she prob pulled a twinke out the second you closed your eyes!!!
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the head was better than the actual lay, she def knew what she was doin Originally Posted by collar
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09-02-2006, 01:03 AM #39
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I fuk fat chicks sober, for fun.
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rofl @ this thread.
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