*&#*@(! Rant!

[SVTMuscle*]

Does anyone else find it so ******* annoying when people talk to you and say stuff like
"Yeah my roomate can bench 400"....
"I know this guy who can deadlift 600" ....
"This guy at my gym, is so much bigger than you, you should see him!"

[kyjelly]

My friend can squat 900

[SVTMuscle*]

yeah u cant do sh1t!

[MAXIMA5]

gotta love the people who have to live vicariously through others

[MAXIMA5]

by the way, I know this guy who writes better rant threads than you.

[Superhuman]

yeah I hate that, "oh yeah I have a friend ALL-Natural who benches 500lbs and he's HUGE"... i don't mind the "friend" stories so much, but what really pisses me off is when guys talk about how much they USED to lift. "I used to be about our size a few years ago before I started drinking"

[Hackamaniac]

People are just jealous..It's best just to ignore them...I was in GNC before and a teenager asked me how much I could bench...I told him and he said damn that's alot....Five minutes later his cousin did 450lbs though LOL...

[SVTMuscle*]

yeah I hate that, "oh yeah I have a friend ALL-Natural who benches 500lbs and he's HUGE"... i don't mind the "friend" stories so much, but what really pisses me off is when guys talk about how much they USED to lift. "I used to be about our size a few years ago before I started drinking"

i dont mind friend stories much either, but when they compare their friends to what you can/cannot do, thats where it gets to me and when they try to sound like they know their sh1t because of what their 'friends' can do

[coldone]

yeah I hate that, "oh yeah I have a friend ALL-Natural who benches 500lbs and he's HUGE"... i don't mind the "friend" stories so much, but what really pisses me off is when guys talk about how much they USED to lift. "I used to be about our size a few years ago before I started drinking"

I used to play professional baseball until I blew out my shoulder viciously masturbating in the offseason.

[C_Bino]

yeah I hate that, "oh yeah I have a friend ALL-Natural who benches 500lbs and he's HUGE"... i don't mind the "friend" stories so much, but what really pisses me off is when guys talk about how much they USED to lift. "I used to be about our size a few years ago before I started drinking"

This happened to me the other night. Some guy asked how old I was. I told him 22...he says oh ya I was at least your size when I was 22, but trust me man you feel so much better when your smaller, its not worth it.

I just thought to myself...ok why is this guy even talking to me?
I mean who goes up to strangers and pretty much tells them that they would feel better doing something else? WTF its actually hilarious that people think I give a damn if they were SUPPOSEDLY 300lbs of rock hard steel 5 years ago but gave it up to feel better.

[Tren Bull]

This happened to me the other night. Some guy asked how old I was. I told him 22...he says oh ya I was at least your size when I was 22, but trust me man you feel so much better when your smaller, its not worth it.

I just thought to myself...ok why is this guy even talking to me?
I mean who goes up to strangers and pretty much tells them that they would feel better doing something else? WTF its actually hilarious that people think I give a damn if they were SUPPOSEDLY 300lbs of rock hard steel 5 years ago but gave it up to feel better.

HAHAHA are you serious?

that fool sounds like a fu_king joke

[wascaptain5214]

i get asked alot on how much can you bench....and no matter what you say, he knows someones cousins friends brother who is stronger. now i just say...i am up to my 2nd rubber band on my bow flex.

[Timm1704]

i motion as if i am about to answer their silly questions, then feign a cough, but really bring it up from the bottom of my lungs, just enough so a small amount of phlegm flies out and sticks to their lip...... people dont talk to me much

[goodcents]

I tell people I bench 135lbs and they just look at you weird (it's the truth it's what I warm up with)

[LBT]

i get asked alot on how much can you bench....and no matter what you say, he knows someones cousins friends brother who is stronger. now i just say...i am up to my 2nd rubber band on my bow flex.

LOL! I'll have to remember that one!

[Tren Bull]

haha, i just remembered my friends cousin who barely ate anything... this fool was built like a twig, and he claimed that he used to rep 70 pound dumbells on one handed tricep extensions



now thats funny. if you're gonna lie, at least make it believable

[cfiler]

I just poke them in the eye, because they wasted my time with their pathetic story about a friend.

[Tren Bull]

I just poke them in the eye, because they wasted my time with their pathetic story about a friend.

i dont understand why anyone would talk about how big their friend is... fu_k that, id rather take a sh_tload of steroids, and then let my gains speak for themself

[DarKOmeN]

i dont understand why anyone would talk about how big their friend is... fu_k that, id rather take a sh_tload of steroids, and then let my gains speak for themself

totaly agree

[powerliftmike]

actual conversation:

idiot: i used to bench about 300 lbs.
me: really? how bout your other lifts like deadlift and squat?
idiot: squatting really hurts my back i dont really do it. what is a deadlift?, you mean like a behind the neck?

[chest6]

ahh i hate that too..I just say "I dont know" so i dont get those responses anymore

[G-1000]

Ya there is this guy at my gym that can suck coc?

[collar]

when i was younger i used to bodybuild like you.
i was probably like you maybe bigger .

lmao.

[Superhuman]

Ya there is this guy at my gym that can suck coc?

umm, cool i guess?

[rake922]

My friend Jerome Mcwilliams can piss 8 feet

[humungus88]

Today the clerk at the convenience store across the street informed me that over in Iraq he used to crunch, yes crunch 500lbs. No BS he told me this today.

[mavsluva]

Just respond by saying, "Man, that's amazing." Then nothing more will have to be said.

[SVTMuscle*]

i mean thats understandable, who cant crunch 500lbs

[chest6]

I can finger press 500lbs..

[hardgainer12]

how do u crunch weight? did he have like 12 45lb plates on his chest?

oh ya- apparently my girlfriends dad benches 315 to warm up! he weighs 150 lbs......he always tells me he drinks 3 nitro tech shakes a week and hes up 9lbs so far after 3 weeks! hes my hero

[italianplayboy09]

how do u crunch weight? did he have like 12 45lb plates on his chest?
oh ya- apparently my girlfriends dad benches 315 to warm up! he weighs 150 lbs......he always tells me he drinks 3 nitro tech shakes a week and hes up 9lbs so far after 3 weeks! hes my hero

there is a thing called crunch machines guy

[Tren Bull]

when i was younger i used to bodybuild like you.
i was probably like you maybe bigger .

lmao.

haha people actually said that to you?

thats pretty funny considering you str8 achieved king kong status

[hardgainer12]

there is a thing called crunch machines guy

excuse me.





btw-my name is not guy......its hardgainer12. respect it brah





























j/k

[italianplayboy09]

excuse me.





btw-my name is not guy......its hardgainer12. respect it brah





























j/k

i like the .....its hardgainer12 lol

[humungus88]

there is a thing called crunch machines guy

yeah but do they even go past 200lbs? That's like two of me sitting on your chest and you trying to do a crunch, F'ng rediculous. I said "bullsh!t" and he said "hell, we were benching 750." This guy is maybe 170lbs. soaking wet.

[italianplayboy09]

yeah but do they even go past 200lbs? That's like two of me sitting on your chest and you trying to do a crunch, F'ng rediculous. I said "bullsh!t" and he said "hell, we were benching 750." This guy is maybe 170lbs. soaking wet.

he is full of shit

[hardgainer12]

i like the .....its hardgainer12 lol

thats my internet tough guy aproach. i keeps it real! real real son!!

[italianplayboy09]

thats my internet tough guy aproach. i keeps it real! real real son!!

when keeping it real goes wrong

[hardgainer12]

when keeping it real goes wrong

classic

[guest589745]

People are full of shit and you just have to learn how to determine the phonies from the real.

Fuk liars. Their sorry as hell.