excuses for not drinking

**keith hackney** · 09-03-2006, 06:45 PM

what are some good excuses to give (to girls for example) of why youre not drinking, besides of course saying ur on cycle? many people tell people theyre on medication but what kind?

**Bojangles69** · 09-03-2006, 06:47 PM

i got a perfect one..

"im a recovering alcoholic"
... chix luv that

**Hackamaniac** · 09-03-2006, 06:48 PM

I have a friend who is just allergic to liquor..U could say that...He breaks out in hives..

**audis4** · 09-03-2006, 06:52 PM

alcohol gives me bad gas.

**Bojangles69** · 09-03-2006, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by keith hackney

what are some good excuses to give (to girls for example) of why youre not drinking, besides of course saying ur on cycle? many people tell people theyre on medication but what kind?

just wait for them to actually ask, than just say "i know your tryn to get me drunk and seduce me, women are predators like that, so i must be in tippy top shape to avoid that"

interpret anything further they say as trying to hit on you.

they'll either a) give up and laugh it off
or b) will try to seduce you.

never failed for me : )

**Anabolic CEO** · 09-03-2006, 06:57 PM

Tell them you have a sexual transmitted disease and when you get drunk you tend to sleep with women....THAT SHOULD WORK PERFECT!!!!

**Bojangles69** · 09-03-2006, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Anabolic CEO

Tell them you have a sexual transmitted disease and when you get drunk you tend to sleep with women....THAT SHOULD WORK PERFECT!!!!

i works better AFTER you sleep with them.. haha jk.

**Anabolic CEO** · 09-03-2006, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Anabolic CEO

Tell them you have a sexual transmitted disease and when you get drunk you tend to sleep with women....THAT SHOULD WORK PERFECT!!!!

lol, girls actually love it when you just say that you don't drink. They think that you are responsible and they get turned on!!

**mavsluva** · 09-03-2006, 06:59 PM

Tell them that you're attempting to "fast" with alcohol for religious purposes.

***Narkissos*** · 09-03-2006, 07:10 PM

Why tell them anything?

**Carlos_E** · 09-03-2006, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Why tell them anything?

Exactly.

"I don't drink because I don't want to."

Simple as that.

**pumpd4lif** · 09-03-2006, 07:35 PM

be a man and tell them u work out and it could possibly hinder ur gaines or just do what i do and tell them i would i want to feel like u every morning

**cj1capp** · 09-03-2006, 07:37 PM

retracting original comment.

**Alex2** · 09-03-2006, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by Anabolic CEO

lol, girls actually love it when you just say that you don't drink. They think that you are responsible and they get turned on!!

Very ture, I noticed that myself. I just say I don't drink, if you don't like it, f*ck off!

**stuball** · 09-03-2006, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Hackamaniac

I have a friend who is just allergic to liquor..U could say that...He breaks out in hives..

No it's more like, Im allergic to liquor... i break out in handcuff's !!

**Anabolios** · 09-03-2006, 07:44 PM

Usually I just put water in my beer bottles so I can look KEWLLL for all DA HOT CHICKIESS

You just tell them you do whatever the f you want because you can suckaaaa

It's ok to drink a diet soda at the bar or some water.

**chest6** · 09-03-2006, 07:48 PM

Here's what I say.

"I dont drink"

"Why not?"

"Cuz I dont want to, why don't you snort coke?"

I said that one time

but ya everytime its usually "I dont drink....cuz I don't want to"

***Narkissos*** · 09-03-2006, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by stuball

No it's more like, Im allergic to liquor... i break out in handcuff's !!

LMAO

**Hellmaskbanned** · 09-03-2006, 07:59 PM

One time I told some ppl I don't drink because I have a hole in my liver.
So later on that night girls were saying the big guy has a hole in his liver Oh my gahhh..while talking to other ppl. LOL

I've also said I'm on medication before....

I like carlos's idea,"I don't drink because I don't want to." <Im gonna use that one.

**Superhuman** · 09-03-2006, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Exactly.

"I don't drink because I don't want to."

Simple as that.

That's it right there. Plain and Simple

***G-1000*** · 09-03-2006, 10:29 PM

I just dont liek the tast.

**collar** · 09-03-2006, 10:33 PM

umm you have to give them excuse?
i just say i dont drink.

**zipzz** · 09-03-2006, 10:38 PM

I got an excuse.. It is toxic on the liver

**Mizfit** · 09-04-2006, 07:33 AM

I think ur making a bigger issue of it than any chick would

**slob** · 09-04-2006, 07:49 AM

just wait for them to actually ask, than just say "i know your tryn to get me drunk and seduce me, women are predators like that, so i must be in tippy top shape to avoid that"

i am so using that line

**Aztec Warrior** · 09-04-2006, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

"I don't drink because I don't want to."

Picking up guys is different then picking up on ladies.

If I was were you bro I would definately stay away from Bars. I mean why bother with drunks when your on a nother level. Maybe hit up some clubs and do some dancing get your cardio on, and drink a diet coke which looks like a drink. Just so you wont look like a buff duche walking around looking desperate. I feel that dancing with a girl is the ultimate ice breaker, and it also says wether you should ask her if she wants a drink after. If she is feeling you, you will definately know it on the dance floor. After all this I bet she wont care if you do or dont drink. just my .02

**gixxerboy1** · 09-04-2006, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I think ur making a bigger issue of it than any chick would

I agree with you. Some guys on here are alot of drama. Always complaining o what other people do or say. So girls said this a girl did that. Geeze relax nothing is that serious.

Also a couple drinks inst going to make you need a liver transplant or make a damn difference in your gains in your cycle.

**Ufa** · 09-04-2006, 09:06 AM

I like to see the expression on peoples faces when I say no thanks. It's
the same as saying no to rec drugs. In my mind they are the ones that
look stupid. OK they are stupid. Guess I don't have to call stupid, stupid.

**powerliftmike** · 09-04-2006, 09:12 AM

i like this thread. tons of good ideas. ive gotten the question alot myself.

**lucabratzi** · 09-04-2006, 09:18 AM

i tell them i play for miami hurricanes football and i cant let drinkin get in the way of my game cause im gettin looked at by the nfl....yes it actually works..the girls are usually to amazed that they met and are drinkin with a future nfl player...funny thing is i never played football in my life besides streetball...just make sure u have a position in mind that u play...

**gixxerboy1** · 09-04-2006, 09:46 AM

Seriously your making a bigger deal than it is. Keep it simple. I dont drink or im not drinking tonight. Nobody would give you a second look. When you start preaching on how its bad for you or i dont need alcohol to have fun thats when yo get looks. And its not because your not drinking its because you are lecturing other people.

**crash187ct** · 09-04-2006, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

I agree with you. Some guys on here are alot of drama. Always complaining o what other people do or say. So girls said this a girl did that. Geeze relax nothing is that serious.

Also a couple drinks inst going to make you need a liver transplant or make a damn difference in your gains in your cycle.

i am a drama king

**Superhuman** · 09-04-2006, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Aztec Warrior

Picking up guys is different then picking up on ladies.

If I was were you bro I would definately stay away from Bars. I mean why bother with drunks when your on a nother level. Maybe hit up some clubs and do some dancing get your cardio on, and drink a diet coke which looks like a drink. Just so you wont look like a buff duche walking around looking desperate. I feel that dancing with a girl is the ultimate ice breaker, and it also says wether you should ask her if she wants a drink after. If she is feeling you, you will definately know it on the dance floor. After all this I bet she wont care if you do or dont drink. just my .02

that definitely works... and cranberry juice works well too!

**keith hackney** · 09-04-2006, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I think ur making a bigger issue of it than any chick would

well im in college and wen the rest of the team is pounding down beers and stuff it would be nice to have some excuses, especially when girls ask. not a big deal. i think i will stick with carlos' advice.

**Carlos_E** · 09-04-2006, 12:57 PM

I thought peer pressure ended in high school. Who cares what everyone else is doing. Be your own man.

***Narkissos*** · 09-04-2006, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I thought peer pressure ended in high school. Who cares what everyone else is doing. Be your own man.

Ditto.

**T3/T4 GSR** · 09-04-2006, 04:40 PM

When I go out I usually have one beer or so. Heres my position if you like the taste have one once in a while. It wont cause all your muscle to break down. Some days I just don't drink anything but usually if I go to a bar or somewhere with my friends I have one and nurse it and then switch to bottled water.

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 09-04-2006, 04:51 PM

tell em that you'd rather stick a needle in your ass than a bottle in your mouth... that'll do it......

but really... i'm with carlos--since when do you have to answer to anyone. do your thing, screw everyone else.grow some balls.