The razzing joke thread

[goodcents]

Lets let it flow, I will start (I used these in real life to ex's )
*Your girlfriend is so fat, the only way I can get her into the back seat is to grease her hips and throw a twinkie in the back.

*Your girlfriend is so fat that the only way to get her out of the house is to drive down the street trailing a pork chop

*Your girlfriend is so nasty that she went to a country/western bar and when they said "ho down" your girlfriend hit the deck

[FranKieC]

Your girlfriend is so nasty that she went to a country/western bar and when they said "ho down" your girlfriend hit the deck

bahahaha!

[goodcents]

Your girlfriend is so ugly that when you hit it you put a plastic bag over her face

[cfiler]

Your girlfriend is so ugly, I had to double brown bag her.

[Hackamaniac]

Yo girl is so fat she makes any sand quicksand

[goodcents]

*Your girlfriend is so fat that when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts

*Your girlfriend is so fat that when she looks at a menu she says "ok"

[goodcents]

*Your girlfriend is so fat that chunky girls hang out with her to look skinny

[goodcents]

Your girlfriend is so ugly that during sex, she pretends she's somebody else.

[DarKOmeN]

A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."
"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"

[DarKOmeN]

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.

He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

[goodcents]

Your girlfriend is so dumb that when A Policeman pulls her over over for speeding and is trying to explain to her where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."
"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"

[DarKOmeN]

As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive
called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office. "Do you
know what time we quit around here ?" he asked.
"Sure !" the girl nervously giggled. "Whenever somebody
knocks on the door."

[goodcents]

*Your girlfriend is so ugly that when she was growing up her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play with her.

[Teabagger]

In before the lock..........................NOREGRETS

[audis4]

Your girlfriend is so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

[goodcents]

Your girlfriend is so ugly that when the two of you go to the grocery store, the bagger gives you a couple of extra bags to take home.

[auslifta]

your girlfriends so fat after i fvcked her i rolled over twice and i was still on her

[auslifta]

your gf so fat everyone at school sat next to her

[Phreak101]

Yo momma is like a toilet bowl, fat, round, and fulla shit.

The only difference between yo momma and a washing machine is after youdrop a load, the washing machine doesnt follow you around

Yo momma so fat we are in her right now

OH SNAP!

[G-1000]

I'm not going to lock this one becuse it two funny.

But im sure it will get locked.

[biglouie250]

I'm not going to lock this one becuse it two funny.

But im sure it will get locked.

oh yea this is getting locked and i will add a joke or two that will probably lead to this threads demise!

whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? a canoe tips....

how do you get a one armed polish guy out of a tree? wave at him....

how do you keep black people from hanging around your front yard? hang'em in the front.....

how do you stop a black guy from drowing? take your foot off his head....

did ya hear the one about the italian/polish mafia boss? he'll make you an offer you dont understand.......

why dont italians have freckles? because they'd slide off their skin....


these jokes are meant as jokes only take them at face value, they mean nothing more. i have black, jewish and polish friends. i dont want to hear how they are insensitive because personally i dont care.

[goodcents]

wow, why would anyone get this one locked, it's not a random joke thread, it's like my jokes about any guys girl (you know like you use to do in high school)