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  1. 09-11-2006, 12:27 PM #1
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    I just witness, the funniest thing in my life.

    Now this is gonna be story that is kinda evil, but oh so funny.

    So I was walking back from Statistics class today, with my roomate Anthony, and this girl Meghan who likes me and has been asking me to go out the past few days. So we're walking along about to exit the building, I am walking on the left, Meghan in the middle, then Anthony on the end.
    As we are walking out of the double swining doors with the pole right in the middle of the doors, I exit fine, and poor poor meghan fukin face plants nose first into the pole!!!! just picture it!! this girl who is trying to be all nice and good looking in front of you, just walked into a steel pole NOSE FIRST! knocks down her glasses and I think she broke her nose!!
    So now me and anothony just look at eachother with that "HOLY SH1T did that just happen!" look, and she just has this most, embarrased, tears in her eyes look, and I asked like, hoyl crap are you ok!? and she said yes reluctantly lol
    and I immediatly try to change the coversation as if she didnt just give herself a concusion to something random and she brings it back to uses excuses why she hit the pole! then in the middle of the quad is like, I gotta go... to...the computer room, and runs off crying, I feel so bad, that it was definitly the funniest thing I've ever seen I think
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  2. 09-11-2006, 12:30 PM #2
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    awwwww poor girl...U should go on a date w her now to make her feel better....and walk her into another pole!!
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  3. 09-11-2006, 12:34 PM #3
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    I cant wait till next class when she walks back to class with a big bruise on her noise/eyes lol
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    i feel sorry for the girl.....that sucks.....very funny though
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    damn ... lol
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    nail her to make her feel better bro
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    haha...its all fun and games tilll someone gets hurt...then its hilarious!
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    give her the real pole!!!
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    When i read the title, I thought you were starring in the Mirror again...lolol
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    Is she hot??
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  11. 09-11-2006, 12:59 PM #11
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    nah not really
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    Well if she was really hot I wouldn't feel sorry for her...She's ugly and looked like a fool that is just a double whammy..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    Now this is gonna be story that is kinda evil, but oh so funny.

    So I was walking back from Statistics class today, with my roomate Anthony, and this girl Meghan who likes me and has been asking me to go out the past few days. So we're walking along about to exit the building, I am walking on the left, Meghan in the middle, then Anthony on the end.
    As we are walking out of the double swining doors with the pole right in the middle of the doors, I exit fine, and poor poor meghan fukin face plants nose first into the pole!!!! just picture it!! this girl who is trying to be all nice and good looking in front of you, just walked into a steel pole NOSE FIRST! knocks down her glasses and I think she broke her nose!!
    So now me and anothony just look at eachother with that "HOLY SH1T did that just happen!" look, and she just has this most, embarrased, tears in her eyes look, and I asked like, hoyl crap are you ok!? and she said yes reluctantly lol
    and I immediatly try to change the coversation as if she didnt just give herself a concusion to something random and she brings it back to uses excuses why she hit the pole! then in the middle of the quad is like, I gotta go... to...the computer room, and runs off crying, I feel so bad, that it was definitly the funniest thing I've ever seen I think
    it would be even funnier if she did it on purpose to get your attention. ive seen girls do some crazy shit like fall by "accident" to get guys attention. they always do it at school, why are pens always falling off of desks right next to my feet?? coincidence? not when your bo baby lol.. or SVT.
    but serious, i cant wait to move in on campus. maybe next semester.
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    Thats ssome funny shit man.

    Bo where do you go to school?
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    awww i fell bad for her i hope shes ok
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    bumping into things hurts with ur nose - i don't recomemnd it
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    i've been embarassed whe i have tried not to be noticed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
    Thats ssome funny shit man.

    Bo where do you go to school?
    Monmouth University. Seems like half the people live on/off campus other half commute. Everytime i talk to the on campus students they got some crazy ass stories to tell, plus i need to get the f out of my house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp
    give her the real pole!!!
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    Monmouth University. Seems like half the people live on/off campus other half commute. Everytime i talk to the on campus students they got some crazy ass stories to tell, plus i need to get the f out of my house.
    I went to monmouth for 2 semesters. i didnt think living there was a big deal. Now Rutgers that was fun.
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    If I trip or bump into something while trying to look cool I simply repeat the accident several more times so people think it's my normal way of walking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    Is she hot??
    So long as she is 250lbs+ shes got a shot.......
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    come on bro...

    you are the only person she has empowered to make her feel better about this..

    do the right thing and look her up, and tell her a story of when the same thing happened to you..
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    I went to monmouth for 2 semesters. i didnt think living there was a big deal. Now Rutgers that was fun.
    yep thats actually what a lot of people said. they said the rooms are like a cheap hotel. my one friend who just graduated rutgers says he loved it, i just think i need to move out, maybe move in my brothers house in eatontown, only like 10 mins from school.
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    Well I tried helping her and after she said no, i didnt wanna keep antagonizing it to make her feel worse. but Bojangles, I dont think she willingly gave herself a concusion to get my attention haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    but Bojangles, I dont think she willingly gave herself a concusion to get my attention haha
    you must learn to accept the inner pimp in yourself svt, dont be ashamed that women will degrade themselves to earn your recognition, the sooner you accept this the better your life will be my son..
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  27. 09-11-2006, 05:44 PM #27
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    oh shit she got a concussion?
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    Sheesh..did you atleast hold the laughing until she wasn't around?
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    haha I was able to hold in the laughter untill she walked away crying, but then we all started laughing our asses off.
    chest, im sure she fuked up her head pretty good, physically and emotionally haha
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    some people crash thier cars and have to take a defensive drivers class, next time you see her id recommend a defensive walkers class.
    serious.. ive seen this shit on comedy channels
    never thought it happend in real life.
    shes basically a 3 mph walking torpedo with a blind fold
    WOW i could run on this for hours if i knew this girl.
    sooo Meg... how doorways treatn ya lately?
    look i know your mad at that door but he didnt mean it i swear
    the second she walked into it i would have been like
    "see, this is why we cant have nice things"
    she would have smacked the shit out of me if i was there
    SVT you must crack on her, not to be a dick, its just too easy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp
    give her the real pole!!!
    I concur...
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