The show Sex and the City needs to ****ing die!!

**stayinstacked** · 09-14-2006, 10:29 PM

My wife fell asleep and left the TV on, and this bullshit is on. These bitches act so confused that they confuse themselves, and I'd like to slap the main character upside her pro feminine ,dike ****ing skull.

**NOREGRETS** · 09-14-2006, 10:31 PM

Yeah, that show is annoying and it sucks. Only women can understand that bullsh!t!!

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:32 PM

i fu_king hate sex and the city. my girlfriend used to make me watch it...

that made me hate the show even more (if that was even possible)

**kihop** · 09-14-2006, 10:32 PM

my fiance watches that shit...let the females feel that way, i lived in manhattan for 2+ years and it desnt work like that...maybe in some midwestern girls dreams but not in a metropolis.

**Smak** · 09-14-2006, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

My wife fell asleep and left the TV on, and this bullshit is on. These bitches act so confused that they confuse themselves, and I'd like to slap the main character upside her pro feminine ,dike ****ing skull.

haha mos def now especially since it's on cable and not HBO.

It's fukin edited now which makes it suck on top of being a sucky show.

Those girls fukin bytch, bytch, bytch and they're all fukin ugly!

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

Those girls fukin bytch, bytch, bytch and they're all fukin ugly!

exactly bro...

well i think the brunette chick is pretty, but all the other girls are fu_kin disgusting

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:38 PM

man id rather look at nudy pics of eva longoria

**stayinstacked** · 09-14-2006, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

haha mos def now especially since it's on cable and not HBO.

It's fukin edited now which makes it suck on top of being a sucky show.

Those girls fukin bytch, bytch, bytch and they're all fukin ugly!

thats just it!! I think thats why it pisses me off so bad. They are all butt ugly, and they act like men should be lined up for them. They couldnt have picked any hot women actors, that main bitch has a face like a rat. And the most annoying God damn voice too

**NOREGRETS** · 09-14-2006, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

haha mos def now especially since it's on cable and not HBO.

It's fukin edited now which makes it suck on top of being a sucky show.

Those girls fukin bytch, bytch, bytch and they're all fukin ugly!

Is that any different than any women?

**IronFreakX** · 09-14-2006, 10:40 PM

ehhh last girl I was watching TV with (I havent watched tv in over 3 months)

Flipping through so we pass by sex and the city and before I said nething, she said"god I hate that gay shit"

and we watched the freakin military channel for hours......

There still is hope for women....

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:40 PM

and why the FU_K do they call it sex and the city?

its more like... i dont know... female hopes and dreams. drama, and talk of department store sales.

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

ehhh last girl I was watching TV with (I havent watched tv in over 3 months)

Flipping through so we pass by sex and the city and before I said nething, she said"god I hate that gay shit"

and we watched the freakin military channel for hours......

There still is hope for women....

wow. thats a good woman

**Smak** · 09-14-2006, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

ehhh last girl I was watching TV with (I havent watched tv in over 3 months)

Flipping through so we pass by sex and the city and before I said nething, she said"god I hate that gay shit"

and we watched the freakin military channel for hours......

There still is hope for women....

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by Tren Bull

and why the FU_K do they call it sex and the city?

its more like... i dont know... female hopes and dreams. drama, and talk of department store sales.

it might be cool if they had a male version of that show, where a group of guys goes out looking for play. then theyd get into brawls with other guys

haha, call it beer and chicks or something

**NOREGRETS** · 09-14-2006, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by Tren Bull

it might be cool if they had a male version of that show, where a group of guys goes out looking for play. then theyd get into brawls with other guys

haha, call it beer and chicks or something

That shit would be bad ass!!! Every man could relate to that sh!t.

**stayinstacked** · 09-14-2006, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by Tren Bull

it might be cool if they had a male version of that show, where a group of guys goes out looking for play. then theyd get into brawls with other guys

haha, call it beer and chicks or something

"Beer and the pussy"

"John wasnt sure wether or not he wanted to get laid by Sally, but despite the rumors of the STD's, he was so drunk and desperate he ****ed the shit out of her anyways........."

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by NOREGRETS

That shit would be bad ass!!! Every man could relate to that sh!t.

haha hell yea. that show could have potential... maybe make the guys members of some ruthless gang. haha, then there could be gang shoot outs. or maybe the guys could just be like me and my friends...

they'd hit up the bars looking for girls, and when there are none to be found, then theyd break out the chainsaws and go fu_k up convicted child molestors houses

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

"Beer and the pussy"

"John wasnt sure wether or not he wanted to get laid by Sally, but despite the rumors of the STD's, he was so drunk and desperate he ****ed the shit out of her anyways........."

i think were on to something here man

**stayinstacked** · 09-14-2006, 10:50 PM

How about a show called sex and the city, only in this one the guys pick up hookers in the city, then get into fights w/ pimps and crack heads, thatd be good too huh?

**IronFreakX** · 09-14-2006, 10:51 PM

or maybe they can hide in the bushes and kill random people.....real killing not acting..........

JK..

But yeah that sounds like fun, as long as at the end of the show they dont turn into pussy ass guys and get married and feel sorry about the things theyve done like all the other macho-femme bullshit

**NOREGRETS** · 09-14-2006, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by Tren Bull

haha hell yea. that show could have potential... maybe make the guys members of some ruthless gang. haha, then there could be gang shoot outs. or maybe the guys could just be like me and my friends...

they'd hit up the bars looking for girls, and when there are none to be found, then theyd break out the chainsaws and go fu_k up convicted child molestors houses

Bro, your sick...

But, I like your style.

**kihop** · 09-14-2006, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

"Beer and the pussy"

"John wasnt sure wether or not he wanted to get laid by Sally, but despite the rumors of the STD's, he was so drunk and desperate he ****ed the shit out of her anyways........."

that show would never work out because females get mad when we complain about sex & the city but god forbid we have an equal show of our own...
that's means for a break up divorce...

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

How about a show called sex and the city, only in this one the guys pick up hookers in the city, then get into fights w/ pimps and crack heads, thatd be good too huh?

haha hell yea. they could get into fights with the police too... get into all kinds of sh_t.

maybe sell rock salt to the base heads and then watch them snort lines of it...

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

or maybe they can hide in the bushes and kill random people.....real killing not acting..........

JK..

But yeah that sounds like fun, as long as at the end of the show they dont turn into pussy ass guys and get married and feel sorry about the things theyve done like all the other macho-femme bullshit

ahh man fu_k that. these guys would never change. that wouldn't be conducive with that player mentality

**IronFreakX** · 09-14-2006, 10:55 PM

Pussy whipped?

Defintion: when a woman removes her pussy puts it on a stick and whips you with it.

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by NOREGRETS

Bro, your sick...

But, I like your style.

haha thanks man.

**NOREGRETS** · 09-14-2006, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by Tren Bull

haha thanks man.

Bro, it could be like a girls gone wild vid. Bros kicking ass all over the world.
I smell a winner!!!

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 10:58 PM

haha, i got a great idea for that show...

they could meet up with the girls from sex and the city, fu_k them and leave them.

then the females from that show would get all butt hurt and cry together...

haha then two weeks later they all get herpes cause the guys are str8 dirty players

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by NOREGRETS

Bro, it could be like a girls gone wild vid. Bros kicking ass all over the world.
I smell a winner!!!

yea really bro. i bet that show would be so popular... especially if they made a point of mocking the lame ass female version of it

**cfiler** · 09-14-2006, 11:19 PM

I do them all! Both the blondes, the brunete, and I'd do that red head one from behind... or maybe brown bag her.

**cfiler** · 09-14-2006, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Tren Bull

it might be cool if they had a male version of that show, where a group of guys goes out looking for play. then theyd get into brawls with other guys

haha, call it beer and chicks or something

They have that. It's called "The Man show" on comedy central. Freakin hillarious. They always drink beer, and have chicks in bikinis dance and jump on trapolins. Plus there is this really fat kid, probably 10, who's always making fun of people.

I love that show! Jimmy Kimmel used to be on it, but since he left it's gone way down hill. Infact it may be canceled now.

**NOREGRETS** · 09-14-2006, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by cfiler

They have that. It's called "The Man show" on comedy central. Freakin hillarious. They always drink beer, and have chicks in bikinis dance and jump on trapolins. Plus there is this really fat kid, probably 10, who's always making fun of people.

I love that show! Jimmy Kimmel used to be on it, but since he left it's gone way down hill. Infact it may be canceled now.

Women jumping on trampolines, that sh!t is awesome!!! I miss that show.

**cfiler** · 09-14-2006, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by NOREGRETS

Women jumping on trampolines, that sh!t is awesome!!! I miss that show.

It was awesome! I loved the man show kid. He was freaking hillarious. I just about piss myself on everyone of his jokes. I love the one where the kid has a beer stand. That was priceless.

**cfiler** · 09-14-2006, 11:39 PM

Infact, here is the beer stand clip. http://video.google.ca/videoplay?doc...1776&q=manshow
Now, if you piss your pants from watching it, it's ok. It's that funny!

**NOREGRETS** · 09-14-2006, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by cfiler

It was awesome! I loved the man show kid. He was freaking hillarious. I just about piss myself on everyone of his jokes. I love the one where the kid has a beer stand. That was priceless.

That fat kid was hilarious!!! It's a shame kimble left the show, overwise it would still be on.

**Tren Bull** · 09-14-2006, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by NOREGRETS

That fat kid was hilarious!!! It's a shame kimble left the show, overwise it would still be on.

haha, the man show boy!!!

i loved that guy.

on one episode they had him dress up like a boyscout and he stood outside a liquor store asking people to buy him beer.

hes like "yea, il drink it back at the tree house... you ladies wanna join me?"

**Mizfit** · 09-15-2006, 05:38 AM

wicked show you dudes got no lcue what your talking about

**Mizfit** · 09-15-2006, 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by kihop

my fiance watches that shit...let the females feel that way, i lived in manhattan for 2+ years and it desnt work like that...maybe in some midwestern girls dreams but not in a metropolis.

i dunno u have no idea what goes on with women - my friends and me can be a real live version of it - shows of course r a little more dramatic but in all seriousness i totalyl relate to the show

**collar** · 09-15-2006, 05:43 AM

you guys have no clue.
sex and the city is one of the best show if not the best on tv .

**collar** · 09-15-2006, 05:45 AM

its awesome the way it looks at life and women.
the roll swaps where some women behave like men.
yet they are trying find the right person for them.
but theres more to it.