Some Fun Last Night

[Superhuman]

So there's this girl I've been talking to at the club and she always comes in with her friends and they buy the VIP section. She's 8 years older than me and has twins BUT she is very hot and she's very freaky . She's also a good girl meaning she doesn't sleep around.

ANYWAY, so last night I talk to her every now and then and we flirt and stuff - and before she leaves I asked her what she was doing tonight and where her kids were. She said the babysitter was spending the night so I said, "you should come over to my house so we can spend some more time together..." She said no at first, but then she changed her mind like 2 minutes later and said MAYBE.

So, I go about my business, kick a few people out and talk sh*t with the regulars and I see her getting ready to leave. She comes up to me and says "I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE". So I get this little grin on my face and say that I'll give her the key and she can get in my bed and wait for me to get home. As she starts to walk away she says "You better be there by 3:30am because I don't want to wait long".

So the club closes @ 3:00 and i'm in a rush to clean up and by the time I get out of there it's 3:15 and she calls me. She asked me, "Where are you, it's almost 3:20?" I said don't worry I'm coming i'll be there in like 10 seconds.

She says, "well, I decided to go home because I'm working tomorrow... i couldn't wait that long and I'm already almost at MY house".

I was like, "NO WAY, you couldn't wait 10 minute for me, you just left?? You mean you were actually AT my house and you left?"

She keeps it going like this and I'm kinda pissed off and I'm still talking to her as I pull up into my driveway and see her car .

...she's so hot! I love girls that know how to f*ck with my head like that.

[Hackamaniac]

So what happened!!!All this build up for nothing!

[heavyrotation92]

ha ha. nice.

[Superhuman]

So what happened!!!All this build up for nothing!

well I pull up and see her car when I'm talking to her and I said, "oh that's odd, somebody is parked in my driveway... and somebody is in my window looking at me! oh wait that's you!"

I walked inside and set my stuff down, grabbed her and just started kissing and touching and Mmmmmmm! So we went to my bed and had fun and she ended up spending the night - but we didn't get much sleep!

[Teabagger]

Yeah..so what happened then??

[Hackamaniac]

Okay thats more like it...Good for you bro!!!

[Superhuman]

yeah I've never been with a blonde-hair, blue-eyed girl before and it's nice

[Mizfit]

that's cute

[firmechicano831]

damm, so how many times did you guys do cardio at night?

[Superhuman]

damm, so how many times did you guys do cardio at night?

Haha I'm about to go to an all-u-can-eat buffet to make up for all the calories I burned!

I also didn't want to be rude to her so I skipped my before-bed meal of 12 Egg Whites

[slob]

haha that is mad. Good to hear u had a good time.

[collar]

[dan991]

Keep us posted via PM if next month you put up a "OMG... I'm gonna be a dad" thread.

[collar]

or a thread about i cant understand women

[daem]

This one doesn't happen to be the one from the "Wives/GFs/Pictures thread" from before?

The one that u have pics of that people thought she couldn't be a good girl to work at the place she does?

If so, congrats :-) I remember her being smoking!

[Superhuman]

This one doesn't happen to be the one from the "Wives/GFs/Pictures thread" from before?

The one that u have pics of that people thought she couldn't be a good girl to work at the place she does?

If so, congrats :-) I remember her being smoking!

haha it's not THAT girl, but I did take her out on a date a few nights ago and we don't really have a lot in common.

this is the girl wearing the white dancing on the pole in that thread

[Superhuman]

Keep us posted via PM if next month you put up a "OMG... I'm gonna be a dad" thread.

oh shiiiiiiiiiit don't even joke about that!!! that would suck. if I got a girl pregnant I would make her start binge-drinking, smoking cigarettes, and maybe fall down a few flights of stairs.....


I'M TOTALLY JOKING BTW! but seriously that WOULD suck asshole!

[taiboxa]

so u stabbed her and threw shurikens at her kids?

[Timm1704]

so u stabbed her and threw shurikens at her kids?

oooo you kinky mo fo. nothing screams 'im cumming' more than a punctured lung!

[taiboxa]

oooo you kinky mo fo. nothing Gargles 'im cumming' more than a punctured lung!

I know wat ya mean

[Alex2]

I second that. I want to learn new cardio techniques

[Superhuman]

OH NO... I think i'm falling for her! She spent the night with me again and I felt so comfortable with her. She was telling me how she's never felt this way about anybody - even her ex husbands - and it's happening so fast too.

The sh*tty thing is that she has twins and they're from her piece of sh*t 2nd husband.

I know she was joking but when I met her kids for the first time this morning (they're 3 I think) she said "Hey, this is your new daddy"...

What should I do man?? She is sooo sweet and super-freaky and really hot.

There's another girl I think I could go for instead that likes me and is even hotter BUT she has a kid too .

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE KIDS!!!!!?????!!!!

[zimmy]

what's wrong with having kids

[Panzerfaust]

Dude, all women have kids now days, its impossible for them not to have kids. There is something in the water..called ignorance.

[Superhuman]

Dude, all women have kids now days, its impossible for them not to have kids. There is something in the water..called ignorance.

Yes you're right and EVERYONE in the south for some reason has caught it

[Superhuman]

So I ask her last night how she feels about an exclusive relationship and try to make it sound like I'm just curious, not because I want one. She gives me this long answer about how she is scared and not ready - blah, blah,blah. This sucks because I really like her and I think she is SUPER sexy and she is also SO sweet.

I texted her later and said after she left, "maybe we should see eachother anymore or at least not so often"
but I didn't mean it I just wanted to see what she'd say

she wrote back, "I wouldn't disagree to the so often part"
when I read that I was SO diasppointed.

seriously this girl tells me how sexy and how hot I am like ALL the time when we are together, she tells me how i'm too good to be true and how she's afraid I'm gonna break her heart because she'll fall for me and I'll end up leaving and all this stuff. What should I do?

[chest6]

ahhh easy dont get so involved..theres bebe's

[perfectbeast2001]

What did you expect her to like beg to see you more after you texted her that you werent v interested? If you like her tell her don't play games they backfire.

[Superhuman]

i guess you're right... i don't know! dating is such bulsh*t

[firmechicano831]

Id keep hitting that pussy as long as I can.

[perfectbeast2001]

i guess you're right... i don't know! dating is such bulsh*t

Yep I'm just glad I got a keeper! I couldn't handle all that again!!! Good luck man!

[taiboxa]

sell the kids in south america

[Superhuman]

sell the kids in south america

so random! wtf

[chest6]

at least he didnt say eat them...tai would prolly cook them and eat em

[Superhuman]

this especially sucks too, because I NEED a girlfriend right now. I have trial in atlanta tomorrow for a DUI (i'm innocent but it's SO HARD to fight these charged) and it's would be so nice to have a girlfriend to drive me everywhere if I lose my license!