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  1. 09-16-2006, 04:26 PM #1
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    Doesn't it suck when you're taking a .....

    leak after ejaculation and it fukin goes all over the toilet and floor!

    I hate this shyt when you have no control over your pissssssssssssss.

    Who agrees?

    ALot of times I end up pissing on my self and I have to clean it up.
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  2. 09-16-2006, 04:27 PM #2
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    welcome to my life. i pee in the shower. garaunteed clean up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hardgainer12
    welcome to my life. i pee in the shower. garaunteed clean up!
    Easy clean up. No mess.

    I do it all the time, but that just takes care of it once.

    I'm jerking off like 6 times a day bruh..
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    u think that's bad...try getting an apadravya....you pee like that every time
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    I also hate when you pee after jerking off and it fukin stings really bad.

    It's like you have to go pee, but you can't actually pee and you sit there forever.

    Worse feeling ever!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    u think that's bad...try getting an apadravya....you pee like that every time



    Explain Zimmy Dawg.

    I'm with stupid.
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    It's time for Smak to get a big ass fukin steak with a twiced baked potatoe and veggies and a big ass cold beer.

    Party time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    believe hes talking about a dick piercing
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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather
    believe hes talking about a dick piercing
    LOL yea.
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    What's a twice baked potatoe......
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    What's a twice baked potatoe......
    LOL u never had one bruh especially in New york City? WTFFFFFf


    It's a potatoe baked twice so you can eat the whole thing!!!

    It's fukin gravy on a stick!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather
    believe hes talking about a dick piercing

    DESCRIPTION OF WHAT AN APADRAVYA IS BELOW...DON'T READ IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH














    it's a peircing that goes from the center of the top of the head down through the eurethra and exits at the point where the shaft meets the head on the bottom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    im like a fly on the wall
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    LOL u never had one bruh especially in New york City? WTFFFFFf


    It's a potatoe baked twice so you can eat the whole thing!!!

    It's fukin gravy on a stick!!!!!!!!!

    you don't eat the whole thing when it's baked once? I love potatoe skin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    DESCRIPTION OF WHAT AN APADRAVYA IS BELOW...DON'T READ IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH
















    it's a peircing that goes from the center of the top of the head down through the eurethra and exits at the point where the shaft meets the head on the bottom.
    Coo got ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    you don't eat the whole thing when it's baked once? I love potatoe skin.
    Hell Yea!!!

    I eat my potatoes Whole whether they're raw, twiced baked, skins, or zimmied up!
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    this also happens after waking up and i need to tkae a long ass piss and no matter how much control... stop and go... still never complete control
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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather
    believe hes talking about a dick piercing
    Thats awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    this also happens after waking up and i need to tkae a long ass piss and no matter how much control... stop and go... still never complete control
    Werd man.

    Doesn't it suck?

    You're half asleep and your piss is flying all over the place!!!!
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    i peel my sweet potatoes
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    Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    LOL u never had one bruh especially in New york City? WTFFFFFf


    It's a potatoe baked twice so you can eat the whole thing!!!

    It's fukin gravy on a stick!!!!!!!!!
    Lol....ok i will have to ask for one the next time i go out to eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Werd man.

    Doesn't it suck?

    You're half asleep and your piss is flying all over the place!!!!
    the worst part usually is that a few drops have fallen on me and i need to wash it off and i ahve to go to sleep right after because this piss isi usually 2 hours before i wake up
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    Lol....ok i will have to ask for one the next time i go out to eat.



    Try it.

    They're delicious especially with a Fine New York Strippppppppppppp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    the worst part usually is that a few drops have fallen on me and i need to wash it off and i ahve to go to sleep right after because this piss isi usually 2 hours before i wake up
    LOL I just sleep with it on me. I'm 2 fukin tired to wipe it off.

    IT also helps to keep the bed bugs away..
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    lol...talking about new york steak and urination...all in the same thread
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    yes ihate that shit. mine seems to burn a little.

    dude send me picsof that beotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    lol...talking about new york steak and urination...all in the same thread
    Jeah. Isn't it a great combo!!!
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    Here hicktiiggity tizownnnnnnnnnn!

    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    yes ihate that shit. mine seems to burn a little.

    dude send me picsof that beotch
    Don't spank too much.
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    Yes I can't handle that burning sensation.
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    Mas For Hicktown

    Here Ya Go Kloter.
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    ive got a nice bangbros porno with a swedish chick in it. looks kinda like her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
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    yo momma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    ive got a nice bangbros porno with a swedish chick in it. looks kinda like her.
    bangbros is some sleazy ass shiat.


    I know dirty sanchez down in Miami.

    That dude is a trip man.

    Speaks with his hands n shit, ROFLL
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    lol not to sound feminine...buttttt...if she were to wear different lipstick and/or eye shadow, it would bring out her eyes more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    lol not to sound feminine...buttttt...if she were to wear different lipstick and/or eye shadow, it would bring out her eyes more.

    Jeah I totally agree. Her eyes are blue and her makeup messes it up.

    Def a hotty though especially without any makeup!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    that is one ugly ass dude wow
    Quien?

    Dirty Sanchez?

    The dude who runs the camera?
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