I got put in handcuffs last night LOL

[Smak]

I was at a club/bar up in Northwest Missouri.

Bytches galore and I was getting my drink on and dancing with college sorority girls/schluts.

So i'm wearing a wristband because I'm over 21 and a few of the people I went with were only 20.

About 2 hours into the night I get a nice buzz going and ask my buddy if he wanted a brew. I totally forgot this placed was laced with cops.

So I go ahead and order two beers and I take them over to the dance floor. As i'm holding the two cups a cop comes up to me and taps me on the shoulder. He signmals me to come over. He then starts accusing me of "giving beer to a minor and that I could be arrested/fined $1000.

I'm like pshhhhhhhhh i'm drinking these two beers for myself and you have no proof that I was giving these beers to minors.

He than starts getting lippy with me and tells me to leave. I'm like what for I wasn't doing anything. He then fukin grabs my arm and puts it behind my back LOL. Such a puzzy move man and pushes me out. I tell him to get his mothafukin hands off me and i'm going to sue his ass if he touches me again because I was leaving on my own will.

As I get outside about 3 or 4 cops show up and they all get in my face. I'm like "Ok I apologize you win" because I was fuked now. He then puts handcuffs on me and I'm like "So now you feel cool". He then says "Oh now when I got you in handcuffs you're not talking shit huh". I started laughing and was like man, i'm leaving now.. just don't arrest me. His friend emptied my pockets and I had fukin Ciails, condoms, cell phone, ocean spray, ROFL.

He then is like "I'm going to let this guy go. I'll ask the owner if he can go back in" The owner comes out and is tell mes that I need to comply next time and is like you can come back again, but leave now tonight. ROFL

What a bunch of pussies man!! Either arrest me or fukin grow some balls. Well i didn't want to really be arrested, cuz I didn't want to get bailed out. But these guys are guys that got picked on in high school and use their authority to get act tough!!

They had nothing on me, but I thought it was funny scenario.

OH Well I'll be there again next Thursday night.

[*Narkissos*]

*whistles*

[Smak]

*whistles*

For Carlos?

[goodcents]

Was it kc policeI hate the fuking city and its cops

[Smak]

I have small wrists, but this is first time i've been in handcuffs not under my own will.

They were pretty snug fit. Not too tight.

[Smak]

Was it kc policeI hate the fuking city and its cops

Nope up in Maryville cuz.

U ever been up there?

Northwest Missouri St is there so it's a party town.

[Smak]

Yea KC sucks though. I totally agree.

Let's pack up the salon and take it to Miami or somewhere international, coo?

[goodcents]

Shit no wander college town police are always fuks

[audis4]

For Carlos?

[Smak]

Shit no wander college town police are always fuks

Yea it's been a while since I've been in a college party town.

The town is really small so the college makes up all of the population.

[Smak]

I was looking for your sister, but I couldn't find her...

[goodcents]

*whistles*

What does that mean You like his looks or something, I don't get it

[Smak]

Man it feels great having the day off from work.

[V_Vandetta]

damn close call.. good thing they did'nt take ya in ... if that had been me I would have gotten arrested for sure they would have thought the Ciails tabs were somthing els ...... close one

[Smak]

What does that mean You like his looks or something, I don't get it

Yea he finds me tall, dark and handsome.

Something they don't have a whole lot of in the "Barbados".

But I have to admit.

They are pretty literate people.

[audis4]

I was looking for your sister, but I couldn't find her...

She was in the back of the cop car.........naked

At least you didn't get booked bro.

[Smak]

damn close call.. good thing they did'nt take ya in ... if that had been me I would have gotten arrested for sure they would have thought the Ciails tabs were somthing els ...... close one

Yea, my buddy was driving so he came out and we went home.

Good thing he wanted to leave.

[Smak]

It was liquid cialis too and the label was ripped off.

I'm surprised they didn't question me what the stuff was.

It looked suspicious.

[chest6]

ya college town cops r dicks...here theyre the absolute worst

[GUnit33]

Nope up in Maryville cuz.

U ever been up there?

Northwest Missouri St is there so it's a party town.

I was gona ask if that's where you were. I'm gona be there homecoming weekend I think.

[*Narkissos*]

Yea he finds me tall, dark and handsome.

Something they don't have a whole lot of in the "Barbados".

But I have to admit.

They are pretty literate people.

You're a joke kid.

[Smak]

You're a joke kid.

So are you junior.

[Hackamaniac]

If you're gonna go to college bars. Drive a little ways and go to CMSU...Have a whole street to party on...It's da bomb...

[Smak]

If you're gonna go to college bars. Drive a little ways and go to CMSU...Have a whole street to party on...It's da bomb...

Jeah. CMSU is good shit.

When we going?

[Smak]

I was gona ask if that's where you were. I'm gona be there homecoming weekend I think.

Where you at?

[*Narkissos*]

They are pretty literate people.

United States Literacy rate: 97% (1979 est.)

ECONOMIC LEGACIES
Barbados literacy rate is 99.7 (agreed ave. 98%)

Most of you clowns here that balance on Smak's dick don't even know when to use "their/there" "door/dour" "here/hear".. using 'em interchangeably

I think y'all should post less.. and read more

[*Narkissos*]

Carlos.. can you guess how many Smak's it'd take to spell lightbulb?

[Carlos_E]

Carlos.. can you guess how many Smak's it'd take to spell lightbulb?

Why do you bother replying to his foolishness?

[Smak]

United States Literacy rate: 97% (1979 est.)

ECONOMIC LEGACIES
Barbados literacy rate is 99.7 (agreed ave. 98%)

Most of you clowns here that balance on Smak's dick don't even know when to use "their/there" "door/dour" "here/hear".. using 'em interchangeably

I think y'all should post less.. and read more

ROFL.

Calm down man. No need to get all worked up over grammar.

We got guys like Taiboxa and Gsxrr that can't even fukin spell and you knock someone for using a "their" instead of "there".

I find this absolutely hysterical.

[*Narkissos*]

Why do you bother replying to his foolishness?

Boredom?

Hit the 'new posts' button.. and this was the only 'new' shit that came up.

[Carlos_E]

United States Literacy rate: 97% (1979 est.)

ECONOMIC LEGACIES
Barbados literacy rate is 99.7 (agreed ave. 98%)

Most of you clowns here that balance on Smak's dick don't even know when to use "their/there" "door/dour" "here/hear".. using 'em interchangeably

I think y'all should post less.. and read more

Are you saying we be dumb?

[Smak]

Why do you bother replying to his foolishness?

So when you two getting married?

[Smak]

You're a joke kid.

BTW I actually gave your people a compliment above if you read it closely, but I guess you have no attention to detail.

Kudos to you.

[*Narkissos*]

We got guys like Taiboxa and Gsxrr that can't even fukin spell and you knock someone for using a "their" instead of "there".

Thing is.. i don't doubt Tai's intelligence.

You on the other hand.. *voice trails off*

If you represent the youth: the future... then the future looks pretty bleak.

I mean.. c'mon, if your threads are any indication of your thought-processes.

I find this absolutely hysterical.

Of course the ignorant would find amusement in their own ignorance.. If this was not the case...they would not be 'the ignorant'

Look at the content of each every one of your threads kid...lmao

But it's ok.. if you didn't exist.. we'd have no one to shake our heads at in disbelief

Keep on keeping on

[Smak]

Thing is.. i don't doubt Tai's intelligence.

You on the other hand.. *voice trails off*

If you represent the youth: the future... then the future looks pretty bleak.

I mean.. c'mon, if your threads are any indication of your thought-processes.



Of course the ignorant would find amusement in their own ignorance.. If this was not the case...they would not be 'the ignorant'

Look at the content of each every one of your threads kid...lmao

But it's ok.. if you didn't exist.. we'd have no one to shake our heads at in disbelief

Keep on keeping on

I'm not impressed at your ability to try and look articulate on a steroid site.

Anybody online can do it. Can we say dictionary.com?

Nice try though. I'm sure everyone else thinks that "Nark is a real intellect".

[Carlos_E]

So when you two getting married?

*Carlos replying to foolishness.*

1. When I like Nark which I don't. (No offense to Nark.)
2. When Nark dumps his girl friend. (No offense to his gf.)
3. When Nark goes gay and decides he's 100% bottom.
4. See number 1.

Does that answer your question.

[Superhuman]

Originally Posted by Smak

Yea he finds me tall, dark and handsome.

Something they don't have a whole lot of in the "Barbados".

But I have to admit.

They are pretty literate people.

You're a joke kid.

OMFG He said LITERATE people, meaning they CAN read...
maybe he meant to say ILLITERATE but he didn't so why you getting pissed off if he just gave the people of Barbados a compliment?

[*Narkissos*]

BTW I actually gave your people a compliment above if you read it closely, but I guess you have no attention to detail.

Kudos to you.

"pretty literate".. is a 'compliment'?

[Smak]

Originally Posted by Smak




OMFG He said LITERATE people, meaning they CAN read...
maybe he meant to say ILLITERATE but he didn't so why you getting pissed off if he just gave the people of Barbados a compliment?

Exactly man.

He doesn't like me and I don't like him.

Enough said.

At least Carlos has some humor.

Nark is a fukin prude.

[Smak]

Narks posts make me vomit btw.