What uber-evil games have you guys grown up with, here's a few of mine.
Punch for punch: two players face eachother holding hands as if they had just met and were shaking hands, who ever starts the game delivers, with the hope of making the other submit, a rib punch with their free hand, then they alternate until one submits ( or all alcohol wears off)
Kick pit: It starts as a regular game of hacky sack but when the sack has been kicked 5 consectuive times you try to kick the next person who touches the hack into submission
Wiffle wars: played with regular wiffle ball bats, it's a sword fight with no direct shots to face or nut area. Welts ensue.
Full contact lumberjaking: Best played while extremely f ed up, Values are put on several trees and players try to successfully sholuder check them down (Juggernaut style)