Beer joke

[cfiler]

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various
brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's
conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the
best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a
Bud."

Hans, CEO of Lowenbrau, steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das
beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Lowenbrau, das ist der real King of beers,
danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
coke with ice and lemon. Thanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a
Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then
neither am I!"

[stunner5000pt]

funny

i like Guinness a lot... its one of the few beers i'll actually drink when i actually drink.. which is rare

[l2elapse]

thats funny

[dedic8ed1]

2 guys on a plane 1 american 2 canadian
the canadian by the window asks the american next to him if he minds if he takes his shoes off and the american says no as long as you can get me a beer, so when the canadian gets up the american spits in his shoes,the canadian comes back and says her's your beer then puts his shoes back on and says why must we have such animosity between us the spitting in shoes the pissing in beer

[cj1capp]

good one!

[dedic8ed1]

Yeah I liked it I heard that one in MAXIM