Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    cfiler's Avatar
    cfiler is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Training my ninja Degu
    Posts
    7,185

    Talking Happily ever after...

    A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very Much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
    Buddies.

    So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

    "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

    "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer."

    The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the Refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan , India, etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think Of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... You know... They have frozen glasses... "

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by Saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar They have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

    "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 Dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
    Mushroom caps, and little quiches.

    "But my sweet honey... At the bar. You know there's swearing, dirty words And all that..."

    "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN @!#$! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT @!#$ IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

    And...they lived happily ever after.

  2. #2
    G-1000's Avatar
    G-1000 is offline Cycle King/AR-Hall of Famer/RETIRED
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    14,421
    Blog Entries
    1
    yup she would be out the door with Tai's girl.

  3. #3
    taiboxa's Avatar
    taiboxa is offline "Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    lol im not telling :D
    Posts
    29,198
    ROFL lol

  4. #4
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    wow i wish this would work for me :P

  5. #5
    Foskamink's Avatar
    Foskamink is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    france
    Posts
    3,999
    intimidating

  6. #6
    CSAR's Avatar
    CSAR is offline AR's Cunning Linguist
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    In a bowl of rice
    Posts
    5,218

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •