Puerto Rico!!!

**Superhuman** · 10-07-2006, 07:58 AM

DAYUM!!!! I don't know what it is with me and latinas but OMFG it's 9:37am and I'm just now getting to bed. When I got off @ the club last night @ 3am there was this HOT Puerto-Rican girl sitting at the bar with her white friend and I was yelling @ everybody "GET OUT NOW WE ARE CLOSED!!! ARE YOU FVCKING DEAF!!!" and I looked at the 2 girls and said "hey, i'm talking to you ladies too!" and I kept going about my business but the 2 girls stayed after everybody left. Well, apparently the white girl was friends with another bouncer so she was waiting for him but the Puerto-Rican was waiting for me

I introduced myself and they invited me back to the white girl's house for an "afterparty". So, me and the other bouncer follow them over to the house and chill and drink wine for a little while. The white girl and my boy go into another room leaving me and the Rican alone... we chat it up and keep lookin into eachother's eyes and OOHH man she was smokin! So we start making out and after a while I see her staring @ the wall and i said, "What U thinking about?

she replied, "You, naked!"

i said, "oh yeah, how you think you're gonna make that happen"

and she said, "that's easy... just get u alone"

I said, "oh yeah and where we gonna go for that?"

and she winked and said, "the guest room"

so we head to the room and start making out and she gives me AMAZING head but I didn't have a condom so we couldn't have sex. So I said, "how bout we go to my house and get condoms and then I can f*ck the sh*t out of you and cum again"

she said, "okay"

so we head to my place and get it on! we had sex for like 2 hours straight... I gave her like 20 orgasms and she was going crazy! I also made her squirt like a freakin garden hose for the first time in her life! AHHHH!!!!!

that is such a turn-on man. So after I f*ck her in every way possible I asked her where she wanted it and she sad "all over me!"

I happily obliged and gave her a nice shower

DAAAAAAMN though that was hard-ass work I am SOOOO tired

**RuhlFreak55** · 10-07-2006, 08:48 AM

hmmmmm.............if true........then awesome for you bud

**dan991** · 10-07-2006, 09:07 AM

I absolutely LOVE Puerto Rico. I was there 3 times in 2004. Each time I was there (for work) I stayed for 3 weeks. I spent 9 weeks total there, and I loved it so much that I seriously contemplated looking for a condo or house there for a second home. San Juan rocks! I did however get kicked out of the casino (Hotel San Juan) because I was winning. I was up $3K and the bastards kicked me out and shut the table down.

The casino's close there though. So, I went to Senior Frogs and got wasted instead

There must be something in the water over there cause Puerto Rican women got ass like no tomorrow.

**J.S.N.** · 10-07-2006, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

DAYUM!!!! I don't know what it is with me and latinas but OMFG it's 9:37am and I'm just now getting to bed. When I got off @ the club last night @ 3am there was this HOT Puerto-Rican girl sitting at the bar with her white friend and I was yelling @ everybody "GET OUT NOW WE ARE CLOSED!!! ARE YOU FVCKING DEAF!!!" and I looked at the 2 girls and said "hey, i'm talking to you ladies too!" and I kept going about my business but the 2 girls stayed after everybody left. Well, apparently the white girl was friends with another bouncer so she was waiting for him but the Puerto-Rican was waiting for me

I introduced myself and they invited me back to the white girl's house for an "afterparty". So, me and the other bouncer follow them over to the house and chill and drink wine for a little while. The white girl and my boy go into another room leaving me and the Rican alone... we chat it up and keep lookin into eachother's eyes and OOHH man she was smokin! So we start making out and after a while I see her staring @ the wall and i said, "What U thinking about?

she replied, "You, naked!"

i said, "oh yeah, how you think you're gonna make that happen"

and she said, "that's easy... just get u alone"

I said, "oh yeah and where we gonna go for that?"

and she winked and said, "the guest room"

so we head to the room and start making out and she gives me AMAZING head but I didn't have a condom so we couldn't have sex. So I said, "how bout we go to my house and get condoms and then I can f*ck the sh*t out of you and cum again"

she said, "okay"

so we head to my place and get it on! we had sex for like 2 hours straight... I gave her like 20 orgasms and she was going crazy! I also made her squirt like a freakin garden hose for the first time in her life! AHHHH!!!!!

that is such a turn-on man. So after I f*ck her in every way possible I asked her where she wanted it and she sad "all over me!"

I happily obliged and gave her a nice shower

DAAAAAAMN though that was hard-ass work I am SOOOO tired

why would you need a condom to have sex?

**dan991** · 10-07-2006, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by J.S.N.

why would you need a condom to have sex?

**J.S.N.** · 10-07-2006, 01:36 PM

std's are a badge of honor. i collect them. i'm working on hep c right now.

**Superhuman** · 10-07-2006, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by J.S.N.

std's are a badge of honor. i collect them. i'm working on hep c right now.

hahaha that is terrible! i know some people though who just don't care and never use condoms anyway

**lightwaytbaby** · 10-07-2006, 03:12 PM

condoms for what?are they supposed to make it feel better or somthing?weird.

**dan991** · 10-07-2006, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby

condoms for what?are they supposed to make it feel better or somthing?weird.

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**Superhuman** · 10-07-2006, 05:35 PM

oh i forgot to say the she broke my bed, too! my bed is like 4 ft off the ground on a frame and halfway through it was like "BAM!" and we ended up on the floor... i don't know how i'm gonna explain this to my parents lol I broke my headboard with another girl last month

**Superhuman** · 10-07-2006, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

damn that's one weird-looking baby!

**lightwaytbaby** · 10-07-2006, 09:02 PM

hey watch it, that's my 9th kid...i call him tren

**CSAR** · 10-08-2006, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

I didn't have a condom so we couldn't have sex. So I said, "how bout we go to my house and get condoms and then I can f*ck the sh*t out of you and cum again"

Smart man. Ain't nothin' wrong with taking care of the friend that takes care of you. Oh, btw...were they ribbed for her pleasure?

**Superhuman** · 10-08-2006, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by CSAR

Smart man. Ain't nothin' wrong with taking care of the friend that takes care of you. Oh, btw...were they ribbed for her pleasure?

nah i got the only kind they had @ the gas station. i don't even know how a condom is supposed to fit though! it only goes less than halfway down my shaft when i put it on so am I still safe?

...it doesn't matter though because she came over again last night (did I also mention that she is a Marine BTW which is kinda-hot lol) and we f*cked for hours again but she kept complaining about how much it hurt! haha. I only had 2 condoms left and they both ripped so I ended up doing her without a rubber for another 30min...

she told me she doesn't normally do this and she is pretty much a good girl so I didn't have to worry about STDs. BUT after she left today I added her on myspace and this is her fvcking headline!!!

"I can't pop a cherry but I can make a banana cream...."

NOW I IMMEDIATELY REGRET NOT USING A CONDOM!!! I guess I should go get tested soon... maybe her myspace headline is just a joke, i dunno.

**Foskamink** · 10-08-2006, 10:10 AM

was was she from da bronx? i heard thats wehre all the peurto ricans with fat asses are!

discuss!

**Smak** · 10-08-2006, 10:16 AM

good shit.

we both screwed big fat ass latin girls last night.

::high five::

**Superhuman** · 10-08-2006, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

was was she from da bronx? i heard thats wehre all the peurto ricans with fat asses are!

discuss!

she said she's orignally from Indianapolis but she's 100% Puerto Rican and she's a Marine based in South Georgia right now

**Superhuman** · 10-08-2006, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Smak

good shit.

we both screwed big fat ass latin girls last night.

::high five::

hell yeah I LOVE latin chicks

she was raised here so she doesn't speak any spanish though

I DID get her to say Ay Papi though haha

**Smak** · 10-08-2006, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

hell yeah I LOVE latin chicks

she was raised here so she doesn't speak any spanish though

I DID get her to say Ay Papi though haha

mamajuevo = cocksucker

That's all you need to know in spanish.

**Superhuman** · 10-08-2006, 10:26 AM

hmm I just go up to latin chicks and say "Mi Llamo El Gato" whatever that means lol.

oh, and I know Tu Eres Muiy Bonita Senorita - that's it

**fLgAtOr** · 10-08-2006, 10:27 AM

Can not complain when you get them to burst into a different language...

**AnabolicAndre** · 10-08-2006, 10:41 AM

hearing a girl call you PAPI is the best

**Superhuman** · 10-08-2006, 10:42 AM

word!

**LatinoPR** · 10-08-2006, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

I absolutely LOVE Puerto Rico. I was there 3 times in 2004. Each time I was there (for work) I stayed for 3 weeks. I spent 9 weeks total there, and I loved it so much that I seriously contemplated looking for a condo or house there for a second home. San Juan rocks! I did however get kicked out of the casino (Hotel San Juan) because I was winning. I was up $3K and the bastards kicked me out and shut the table down.

The casino's close there though. So, I went to Senior Frogs and got wasted instead

There must be something in the water over there cause Puerto Rican women got ass like no tomorrow.

That's awesome,im from Puerto Rico,but San Juan is not everything there.The best girls is in the west coast....pm me.

LPR.

**LatinoPR** · 10-08-2006, 03:20 PM

Here,,.... i post it some time ago...this is my home ..welcome....enjoy..!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xBAN1nwNvQ

BTW,there is an idiot here in this board who ask me "if Puerto Rico is so great country,..why you don't go back to P/Rico.." cuz im been 33 year there...and i have the fredom wich i protect serving in the US NAVY to chose to live wherever the fvck i want...!

LPR.

**thegodfather** · 10-08-2006, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

oh i forgot to say the she broke my bed, too! my bed is like 4 ft off the ground on a frame and halfway through it was like "BAM!" and we ended up on the floor... i don't know how i'm gonna explain this to my parents lol I broke my headboard with another girl last month

When my ex moved in with me...I got out the powerdrill and unscrewed my headboard...put it in the garage..those things are ****in annoying...

**CSAR** · 10-08-2006, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

she's a Marine based in South Georgia right now

Uh oh. Dude, I was attached to a Marine platoon for 2 years in Bahrain and I spent more time treating those guys for hangovers and STDs than anything else. A Marine is a Marine regardless of gender and they're some horny devil dogs. Might wanna get a check up to be on the safe side. But yeah, female Marines are pretty sexy - Hoo Rah!!!

**Superhuman** · 10-08-2006, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

When my ex moved in with me...I got out the powerdrill and unscrewed my headboard...put it in the garage..those things are ****in annoying...

lol yeah it's sitting next to my bed now... when the puerto rican girl was over we broke the bed downstairs the 1st night and the 2nd night we went upstairs to another bed (my bed with the broken headboard) and she asked "how did you break THIS bed??" and I made up some sh*tty excuse haha

**Superhuman** · 10-08-2006, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by CSAR

Uh oh. Dude, I was attached to a Marine platoon for 2 years in Bahrain and I spent more time treating those guys for hangovers and STDs than anything else. A Marine is a Marine regardless of gender and they're some horny devil dogs. Might wanna get a check up to be on the safe side. But yeah, female Marines are pretty sexy - Hoo Rah!!!

well she WAS sexy that's for sure but now u got me worried! I guess i'll get checked soon

**LatinoPR** · 10-08-2006, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by CSAR

Uh oh. Dude, I was attached to a Marine platoon for 2 years in Bahrain and I spent more time treating those guys for hangovers and STDs than anything else. A Marine is a Marine regardless of gender and they're some horny devil dogs. Might wanna get a check up to be on the safe side. But yeah, female Marines are pretty sexy - Hoo Rah!!!

Me 2,i was hospitalcorpsman in the NAVY...you have no idea what you can found in a Marines genitals....female or male..!

LPR.