Funniest thing ever just happened at work!

SVTMuscle* · 10-07-2006, 03:03 PM

this heavier older guy came into GNC, he said he was 45.... and he wanted like a, a Viagra product and i was like... well we got this this and that and whatnot and he goes.....

...well what im lookin for, is to unleash hell on my wife when i blow one out!! he said "u know how in the porno's those guys have the biggest loads.... i want that!"

oh man I have never seen this guy before in my life and thats what he says to me

yes i work a GNC...but its a franchised one so its cool!

**dan991** · 10-07-2006, 03:06 PM

Funniest thing at work

I superglued someones phone (handset) so they couldn't answer the phone.

**Foskamink** · 10-07-2006, 03:09 PM

yooooo i are like wnet to gnc in LA down like rodeo beach and i wnated to buy some of that endrolthil cr like 8 months ago to ttest it and they conned me into sighning up for muemebr ship and now im a gold memberand thats my story for gnx

**dan991** · 10-07-2006, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

yooooo i are like wnet to gnc in LA down like rodeo beach and i wnated to buy some of that endrolthil cr like 8 months ago to ttest it and they conned me into sighning up for muemebr ship and now im a gold memberand thats my story for gnx

Reading that just gave me a headache

**lightwaytbaby** · 10-07-2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

yooooo i are like wnet to gnc in LA down like rodeo beach and i wnated to buy some of that endrolthil cr like 8 months ago to ttest it and they conned me into sighning up for muemebr ship and now im a gold memberand thats my story for gnx

i think i just had a stroke...

**THE_DOME** · 10-07-2006, 03:16 PM

gesse
thats just gross but funny as shit
svt did you keep a straight face while he was telling you that

**DSM4Life** · 10-07-2006, 03:16 PM

i glue quarters to my shop floor and watch the same people try and pick up the same coin over and over again.

SVTMuscle* · 10-07-2006, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by THE_DOME

gesse
thats just gross but funny as shit
svt did you keep a straight face while he was telling you that

no i nearly cried laughing so hard but he was laughing too haha

**QuieTSToRM33** · 10-07-2006, 03:23 PM

you work at GNC ?

SVT

ladies and gentlemen ............ we have a GNC monitor

j/k pal

**DSM4Life** · 10-07-2006, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

you work at GNC ?

SVT

ladies and gentlemen ............ we have a GNC monitor

j/k pal

You work at GNC and drive a mustang, does it get any worse !

SVTMuscle* · 10-07-2006, 03:27 PM

dont you drive a cereal box vehicle mr. 4 cylinder?

**spywizard** · 10-07-2006, 03:30 PM

oh hell, we have to see about getting you banned.... GNC... damn...

I hope you told him the correct combination of 4 products that will do the trick..

**DSM4Life** · 10-07-2006, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

dont you drive a cereal box vehicle mr. 4 cylinder?

This 4 banger has been eating V8's for breakfast boyeeeeeeeeee

**QuieTSToRM33** · 10-07-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

oh hell, we have to see about getting you banned.... GNC... damn...

I hope you told him the correct combination of 4 products that will do the trick..

haha

200 bucks later .... he still looks like shit .... lol

**Anabolic CEO** · 10-07-2006, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

Reading that just gave me a headache

I couldn't get past the first three words.....ROFL..

**Hackamaniac** · 10-07-2006, 03:36 PM

Damn, I thought this was gonna be really funny...Another let down from svt

**DSM4Life** · 10-07-2006, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Hackamaniac

Damn, I thought this was gonna be really funny...Another let down from svt

Aren't all SVT's a let down !

(ZAMMMMMMMMMMMM

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**QuieTSToRM33** · 10-07-2006, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Hackamaniac

Damn, I thought this was gonna be really funny...Another let down from svt

another one bites the dust

**Hackamaniac** · 10-07-2006, 03:41 PM

SVTMuscle* · 10-07-2006, 03:55 PM

once again
i hate u guys
ohhhh soooo much!
i'm a monitor damnit! respect my authoritiay!

***G-1000*** · 10-07-2006, 04:02 PM

Did you sell him some clomid?

SVTMuscle* · 10-07-2006, 04:03 PM

Yeah we got stockpiles of clomid at GNC

***G-1000*** · 10-07-2006, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

Yeah we got stockpiles of clomid at GNC

no but im sure you do at home

**cfiler** · 10-07-2006, 05:06 PM

That's kinda wierd. Most people wouldn't be able to ask questions like that. I get embaressed just walking into a GNC let alone asking a question like that.

**Foskamink** · 10-07-2006, 05:07 PM

srorry i been trdrinkingh tonight

**chest6** · 10-07-2006, 05:10 PM

$10 an hour to sit on AR..ghey

**novastepp** · 10-07-2006, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

once again
i hate u guys
ohhhh soooo much!
i'm a monitor damnit! respect my authoritiay!

i respect what is earned, not given.

and that picture i have

maybe that will be my avvy again soon

**rake922** · 10-07-2006, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

this heavier older guy came into GNC, he said he was 45.... and he wanted like a, a Viagra product and i was like... well we got this this and that and whatnot and he goes.....

...well what im lookin for, is to unleash hell on my wife when i blow one out!! he said "u know how in the porno's those guys have the biggest loads.... i want that!"

oh man I have never seen this guy before in my life and thats what he says to me

yes i work a GNC...but its a franchised one so its cool!

Um this story is incomplete. What did he end up purchasing????

SVTMuscle* · 10-07-2006, 08:43 PM

he didnt end up buy anythin because between me laughin so hard and him tellin his story i couldnt think of any products to give him haha

**Panzerfaust** · 10-07-2006, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

well what im lookin for, is to unleash hell on my wife when i blow one out!!!

**fLgAtOr** · 10-07-2006, 08:59 PM

When I used to work there, we used to fvck with those guys. We had chicks working for us, so when we saw some dude hanging out by the peter pill section, my boss and I would dip into the backroom. One of the chicks would liek run up and be all in their face. "HI! What brings you in today?!?"

Ahh..its the small things when you're in retail.

**CSAR** · 10-08-2006, 05:04 AM

Originally Posted by fLgAtOr

When I used to work there, we used to fvck with those guys. We had chicks working for us, so when we saw some dude hanging out by the peter pill section, my boss and I would dip into the backroom. One of the chicks would liek run up and be all in their face. "HI! What brings you in today?!?"

Ahh..its the small things when you're in retail.

FUNNY!!

***perfectbeast2001*** · 10-08-2006, 05:22 AM

GNC.. You kept that quiet.

**fLgAtOr** · 10-08-2006, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

GNC.. You kept that quiet.

I dont' blame him. For some of us younger guys, its a job. Around here its an instant lashing. Doesn't really matter that my boss and I knew faarrrr more than what was required to work there.

Nothing like pickin on the frat boy thats all fat and red faced liek hes gonna pop when he comes in asking about Novadex...or was it Nolvadex ..estrogen pills?

SVTMuscle* · 10-08-2006, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

GNC.. You kept that quiet.

hell why not
A) $10/hr under the table + supplements at COST price
B) All I do is sit on the computer and watch TV/brag to Chest how much of a kickass job it is haha
C) It isnt in a mall or anything, its in a small plaza so its never busy