The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

[dan991]

[gixxerboy1]

nothing is going to happen. ruhl is going to puss out

[RuhlFreak55]

seriously? Why?

because......i get attached.....and i wanna know her.....i dunno, there's a reason i've never just made myself do it......i got the idea somewhere along the line that that act should be special.....not necessarily reserved for THE one but it's a gift that not everyone is deserving of.

[dan991]

Ruhl, I'm going to bed. Pick one already. I gotta be at work in 6 hours. Need sleep.

or...


I'm gonna send them all an email (even the old chick) to set something up.

[RuhlFreak55]

Ruhl, I'm going to bed. Pick one already. I gotta be at work in 6 hours. Need sleep.

or...


I'm gonna send them all an email (even the old chick) to set something up.

wtf i thought i didn't have to pick till tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

[scibble]

he basically chose the hottie, i think it was #4; that's the most enthusiasm you're gonna get--hook im up already.

the girl just needs to spike his drink with a little GHB to get him in the mood

[gixxerboy1]

because......i get attached.....and i wanna know her.....i dunno, there's a reason i've never just made myself do it......i got the idea somewhere along the line that that act should be special.....not necessarily reserved for THE one but it's a gift that not everyone is deserving of.

To each their own. I can understand what you are saying. But i think you built it up so much in your head. Sex can be just a fun physical thing.

[RuhlFreak55]

To each their own. I can understand what you are saying. But i think you built it up so much in your head. Sex can be just a fun physical thing.

i didn't say it couldn't.....but how does one draw a line.

[dan991]

wtf i thought i didn't have to pick till tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, I just sent an email to them all saying I'll hit them up tomorrow. I'm going to bed. You wore me out with your *****ness.

[RuhlFreak55]

Morgan has very pretty eyes......

[dan991]

i didn't say it couldn't.....but how does one draw a line.

Because all these women want is an "NSA" relationship. That means NO STRINGS ATTACHED.


They want nothing but your cock. That is all. They didn't come there looking for love. They came their to get their kitty scratched.

[Bojangles69]

i'm not even sure i'm capable of having one of these fling things though....

By definition: "FLing thing" directly translates to "sex"

So what you're really saying is your not sure your capable of having *sex*?
Its not hard, the penis is inserted into the vagina, you go back & forth a few times and

[gixxerboy1]

i didn't say it couldn't.....but how does one draw a line.

nobody says there has to be a line.

[Bojangles69]

Morgan has very pretty eyes......

that sucks cause this was all a joke.

[dan991]

Its not hard, the penis is inserted into the vagina, you go back & forth a few times and

[Bojangles69]

i didn't say it couldn't.....but how does one draw a line.

After she swallows the sauce the first night you meet her the line pretty much draws itself.

You won't really want to propose anytime soon.. trust me.

[dan991]

that sucks cause this was all a joke.

No it wasn't. Don't get him started.

[RuhlFreak55]

Because all these women want is an "NSA" relationship. That means NO STRINGS ATTACHED.


They want nothing but your cock. That is all. They didn't come there looking for love. They came their to get their kitty scratched.

you obviously don't understand how hard it is for me to even comprehend such a thing.

By definition: "FLing thing" directly translates to "sex"

So what you're really saying is your not sure your capable of having *sex*?
Its not hard, the penis is inserted into the vagina, you go back & forth a few times and

that's not true at all....big differences......well ok not....cuz i consider what i've done in the past making love....not simply having sex, so i guess the answer is yes i dunno that i'm capable of having sex.

nobody says there has to be a line.

if there's no line then it'd be no different with your love than it would be with a whore and there is a big difference and i know it

[gixxerboy1]

By definition: "FLing thing" directly translates to "sex"

So what you're really saying is your not sure your capable of having *sex*?
Its not hard, the penis is inserted into the vagina, you go back & forth a few times and

fvck ive been doing it wrong all these years

[Bojangles69]

No it wasn't. Don't get him started.

Sorry I had to do it once.

ruhl!!

[RuhlFreak55]

After she swallows the sauce the first night you meet her the line pretty much draws itself.

You won't really want to propose anytime soon.. trust me.

but i greatly value kinkiness and sexuality in girls

[Bojangles69]

Ruhl if you've ever masterbated you are absolutely capable of not making love to a chick and just plowing one out for mankind.

[Bojangles69]

but i greatly value kinkiness and sexuality in girls

I see what he's getting at.. elvis take over while I hit the shower ahaa

[scibble]

based on this thread, this is how I imagine Ruhl looks like:

[RuhlFreak55]

well i'm asleep....keep me informed since it is my sex life in the end

[gixxerboy1]

if there's no line then it'd be no different with your love than it would be with a whore and there is a big difference and i know it

yes there is a difference. i agree with you. But not every girl wants you to make love to them, hell the ones that love you dont always want that. Banging my girl in a dressing room at the mall isnt making love. You need to loosen up even to keep a girl happy you end up with. Not eveything has to be serious

[dan991]

I see what he's getting at.. elvis take over while I hit the shower ahaa

fvck that. I'm going to bed. It's 12:30 over here and I have a feeling we're fighting a battle with Ruhl here that is gonna take a while. We can resume till the morning.


Ruhl, you have till 5:00 EST to figure out which one or we go to "Plan B."

[dan991]

Can someone get some of our female members to join in the conversation with Ruhl? Maybe if a girl explains it to him he'll get it.

[dan991]

Don't even go there....I give up on Ruhl I have spent hours trying to help him and until he actually cares to change his ways, I don't care anymore.

[Bojangles69]

"Spent hours trying to help him"



She could have helped him in a plane ride + 5 seconds.

[D-Unit 39]

Can someone help me get laid instead since this is a lost cause it seems to get him laid?

[scibble]

Can someone help me get laid instead since this is a lost cause it seems to get him laid?

tried it, no go.

gives me ideas though....

[dan991]

Can someone help me get laid instead since this is a lost cause it seems to get him laid?

Wait your turn This has been an on going thing for 2 years.

[Bojangles69]

You have to be a true virgin to step ahead of ruhl in line.

We do need some logical order here.

[Chitown Raider]

Here you go Ruhl...

http://www.wifelovers.com

[RuhlFreak55]

so....what's this gonna bring today?

[CSAR]

I wuz gonna post a link to a leper swinger's group in Tokyo, but they took down their website.

[RuhlFreak55]

well people are observing anyway....since i went to bed there have been 300+ more views

[CSAR]

You gotta be pleased somewhat. I mean, this thread has 11 pages and counting!

[dan991]

so....what's this gonna bring today?

That is ALL dependent on you. What the hell are you gonna do? Make a decision already.