The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

That is ALL dependent on you. What the hell are you gonna do? Make a decision already.

prolly just shoot myself

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 07:18 AM

Holy shit. Just checked the email and there is 113 unread messages.

It better not be any of you guys screwing around making me sort them all.

Damnit

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

prolly just shoot myself

Nah, you'll reserve that if I post that link you sent me in PM with all your pics here because you won't make a damn decision.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1;414***3

Nah, you'll reserve that if I post that link you sent me in PM with all your pics here because you won't make a damn decision.

i liked 1,2, and morgan so far

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 07:30 AM

Now we're talking.

So, I'm gonna only review the emails with pics. It seems there are about 65 or 70 of them with pics, and also review any responses from the girls last night. If you can't pick one out of 70 girls, this is totally hopeless anyways.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1;414***9

Now we're talking.

So, I'm gonna only review the emails with pics. It seems there are about 65 or 70 of them with pics, and also review any responses from the girls last night. If you can't pick one out of 70 girls, this is totally hopeless anyways.

how could there possibly be that many responses?

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 08:16 AM

just came back from getting my books and i had a pleasant surprise while out......it seems it's the day that every sorority girl on the planet wears a dress and prances around campus

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 08:42 AM

give me the damn password thing or something i wanna sort

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

how could there possibly be that many responses?

The same way there are so many responses and views here. Its the internet moron. Look at the headline I posted on Craigslist for your ad. You may end up being an internet celebrity.

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

give me the damn password thing or something i wanna sort

You are still on your learners permit. You don't get the keys until we get to the driveway to make sure you don't screw it up.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

You are still on your learners permit. You don't get the keys until we get to the driveway to make sure you don't screw it up.

no....gimme da keys.....ur not even showing these other girls that apparently replied

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 09:38 AM

OMG, this turned into the best thread ever...for the love of Ruhl's penis, do not give him the keys, he'll be writing them love poems.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

OMG, this turned into the best thread ever...for the love of Ruhl's penis, do not give him the keys, he'll be writing them love poems.

will not....i swear

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 09:51 AM

well you all may have accomplished one thing....i've not been thinking about kate today

**scibble** · 08-22-2008, 09:56 AM

see ruhl?

SEE ?

now, go make everybody proud!

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 10:11 AM

Looks like it's not gonna happen Elvis, Ruhl is already faking car trouble. Says he needs to go home for the weekend and see his mommy.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 10:12 AM

well this is unfortunate....this may have to go on hold till next weekend people....i have to take my truck home....it's doin some Houdini shit and needs fixed.

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

well this is unfortunate....this may have to go on hold till next weekend people....i have to take my truck home....it's doin some Houdini shit and needs fixed.

Right, it's so urgent that you can drive it all the way home over an hour away.

**Bojangles69** · 08-22-2008, 10:19 AM

Wow Ruhl, I'm sorry to say I've actually made fun of the first 4 girls who messaged me because they are all straight out fvcking idiots or not really what I think you'd be into.

Last Message:
"hllo! bfor i go any farthr i want to mak sur you ar ral, tll m what
your favorit tv show is?i hav photos for ral popl!oxoxox"

************************

Does anyone know what the hell language this chick is speaking.
I wrote back:
"My favorite tv show matters as much as you're love for the dictionary, needless to say you actually just managed to screen yourself in 1 message"

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Right, it's so urgent that you can drive it all the way home over an hour away.

the idea is get it home before it totally dies.......

**scibble** · 08-22-2008, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

well this is unfortunate....this may have to go on hold till next weekend people....i have to take my truck home....it's doin some Houdini shit and needs fixed.

no offense ruhl but i think you are doing some houdini sh**

the only houdini you should be doing is the ol' "Make the salami disappear" trick.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Wow Ruhl, I'm sorry to say I've actually made fun of the first 4 girls who messaged me because they are all straight out fvcking idiots or not really what I think you'd be into.

Last Message:
"hllo! bfor i go any farthr i want to mak sur you ar ral, tll m what
your favorit tv show is?i hav photos for ral popl!oxoxox"

************************

Does anyone know what the hell language this chick is speaking.
I wrote back:
"My favorite tv show matters as much as you're love for the dictionary, needless to say you actually just managed to screen yourself in 1 message"

what the hell? she spelled like one word right!

**Bojangles69** · 08-22-2008, 10:30 AM

Yeh I thought "ral" meant real.

Then she said "ral popl" and I felt like a brain hemmorage thing happening.
I'll check my mail again later when I get back.

And no way in hell elvis got 113 messages from women. Most I ever heard of from one post was like 18, which is rare for guys unless your Brad Pitt.

**scibble** · 08-22-2008, 10:31 AM

park the truck. rent a car. the truck won't die any quicker parked for another week.

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Yeh I thought "ral" meant real.

Then she said "ral popl" and I felt like a brain hemmorage thing happening.
I'll check my mail again later when I get back.

And no way in hell elvis got 113 messages from women. Most I ever heard of from one post was like 18, which is rare for guys unless your Brad Pitt.

translates to real people
sounds like you found one as dumb as a gerbil

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

park the truck. rent a car. the truck won't die any quicker parked for another week.

i got another bronco at home i can bring back

**scibble** · 08-22-2008, 10:35 AM

what happened to NSA and a good time in bed?
if she's super hot and knows what she's doing she can be anencephalic as far as I'm concerned. remember, you don't want someone ruhl might actually want to see again.

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

park the truck. rent a car. the truck won't die any quicker parked for another week.

Exactly, not to mention you could use a change of wheels anyway if you're gonna be picking a girl up. You shop on the same used car lot as the una-bomber.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

what happened to NSA and a good time in bed?
if she's super hot and knows what she's doing she can be anencephalic as far as I'm concerned. remember, you don't want someone ruhl might actually want to see again.

why not? if it's someone i have no chemistry with i doubt i'd even do her

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Exactly, not to mention you could use a change of wheels anyway if you're gonna be picking a girl up. You shop on the same used car lot as the una-bomber.

hey i love my broncos

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i got another bronco at home i can bring back

Fine, go get your other serial killer-mobile. That should only take like 2 hours out of your weekend. Now you're out of excuses.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Fine, go get your other serial killer-mobile. That should only take like 2 hours out of your weekend. Now you're out of excuses.

naw i was gonna stay at home and train with my bros

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

naw i was gonna stay at home and train with my bros

You are beyond help my freaky friend. You don't need to go hide from it.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 10:57 AM

well i'm off to see the mechanic....i'll check later on tonight to see what you all have come up with if anything though

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 11:06 AM

well, you can lead a horse to water...."drink!!!drink!!!you stupid facking horse!!!"

**scibble** · 08-22-2008, 12:30 PM

you know what's gonna happen. as soon as this thing falls through, he gonna start talking again about how bad he wants it.

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

no....gimme da keys.....ur not even showing these other girls that apparently replied

What do you know. Now that we have gauged what you like in women, we know what kind of girl you are looking for in regards to looks. So, now you don't even get to see all the candidates. We will run the game, and when we sort out the final candidates, we'll post a full profile here with pics so you can pick which one.

So far, we have one set up for tonight, one for tomorrow night, Sunday night off, Monday night one, and Wed. night one.

I'm working it all out.

Your meeting candidate #1 tonight here:

Club Vogue
912 Business Loop 70 E

At 11:00 pm.

See, we got it all worked out.

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Yeh I thought "ral" meant real.

Then she said "ral popl" and I felt like a brain hemmorage thing happening.
I'll check my mail again later when I get back.

And no way in hell elvis got 113 messages from women. Most I ever heard of from one post was like 18, which is rare for guys unless your Brad Pitt.

I got 113 emails. Only like 14 are legit. The rest are spam. When I logged into gmail I had a whole shit load of unread email. Two of them were fat, one was a gay guy, and two didn't send a pic. That leaves 9 additional potentials, bring to total to 17 now. Sent an email to the girls this morning. #1 definitely wants to hook up and doesn't care when. Set her up for tonight at 11:00.

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

well you all may have accomplished one thing....i've not been thinking about kate today

Who the hell is Kate again?

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 12:58 PM

Here's a possible with pic:

Hi,, read your ad and am interested in meeting you if this is real. I think I fill your needs perfectly. Email me back with your pics if interested and still looking. I am GREAT with my hands and fingers and my tongue. I am also very flexible and I love anal if you want to give that a try. Looking forward to meating you.. ; )