The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

[dan991]

Another:

Hi There,
I saw your ad. Have you really only had sex one time? We can fix that and I'll make a man out of you. I'm an attractive white female looking to meet and take control. I do enjoy forced oral, anal play, toys, watersports and more fetishes. I can travel to your place but not host, very discreet and looking to play dirty. get back to me with a pic.

I only ask of one thing: that you're well hung. If you aren't, then don't bother. If you are then plan on getting on your knees so I can set my bald ***** on your mouth.

[dan991]

She's definitely moved to the top 5 with that email.

[dan991]

Ruhl, is this place good for a meet? Morgan suggested meeting here and then going to her place. She wants to meet tomorrow at like 7:00 at this place.

Eastside Tavern
1016 E Broadway

oh yeah, and she's a freshman at whatever school over there. She's only 19 though so don't get her boozed up and end up in jail for contributing to a minor.

[RuhlFreak55]

did you not read the part where i'm at home cuz my truck is broken? damnit dude don't screw things up with them by making them think i'll be somewhere when i'm not

[RuhlFreak55]

wtf does well hung mean anyway.....that's such a relative term.

[RuhlFreak55]

Another:

Hi There,
I saw your ad. Have you really only had sex one time? We can fix that and I'll make a man out of you. I'm an attractive white female looking to meet and take control. I do enjoy forced oral, anal play, toys, watersports and more fetishes. I can travel to your place but not host, very discreet and looking to play dirty. get back to me with a pic.

I only ask of one thing: that you're well hung. If you aren't, then don't bother. If you are then plan on getting on your knees so I can set my bald ***** on your mouth.

she sounds like ALOT of fun........cept i dunno if i'm well hung

[dan991]

did you not read the part where i'm at home cuz my truck is broken? damnit dude don't screw things up with them by making them think i'll be somewhere when i'm not

Can you be there tonight AT 11:00 pm Dude, that's like 9 hours from now. You can drive almost 800 miles in 8 hours jackass.

[Kratos]

she sounds like ALOT of fun........cept i dunno if i'm well hung

measure it, average is somthing like 5.5 inches. If you're packing more meat than that, you're all set. And even if not, once your pants are off it's too late anyway.

[dan991]

she sounds like ALOT of fun........cept i dunno if i'm well hung

Sounds to me like she'll break you in half and leave you crying like a bitch balled up in a corner holding your pee pee.


She moves to position #3 now. Morgan is #2. After exchanging some emails with her, she sounds about as lame as you. She's only been with one other guy, but was in a 6 year relationship so she's had sex more than once, just with only one guy. I figure that's a huge bonus because as long as your better than her last boyfriend, she'll think your god and it will be some repeat *****.

[RuhlFreak55]

What do you know. Now that we have gauged what you like in women, we know what kind of girl you are looking for in regards to looks. So, now you don't even get to see all the candidates. We will run the game, and when we sort out the final candidates, we'll post a full profile here with pics so you can pick which one.

So far, we have one set up for tonight, one for tomorrow night, Sunday night off, Monday night one, and Wed. night one. I'm working it all out.

Your meeting candidate #1 tonight here:

Club Vogue
912 Business Loop 70 E

At 11:00 pm.

See, we got it all worked out.

mk....now are we also aware that i've never been inside a club in my entire life?

[RuhlFreak55]

Sounds to me like she'll break you in half and leave you crying like a bitch balled up in a corner holding your pee pee.

sounds fun to me.....i'll just get rough back

[RuhlFreak55]

measure it, average is somthing like 5.5 inches. If you're packing more meat than that, you're all set. And even if not, once your pants are off it's too late anyway.

hmmm my brain seems to be blocking out the last time i took a ruler to it

[RuhlFreak55]

Sounds to me like she'll break you in half and leave you crying like a bitch balled up in a corner holding your pee pee.


She moves to position #3 now. Morgan is #2. After exchanging some emails with her, she sounds about as lame as you. She's only been with one other guy, but was in a 6 year relationship so she's had sex more than once, just with only one guy. I figure that's a huge bonus because as long as your better than her last boyfriend, she'll think your god and it will be some repeat *****.

awww the morgan girl is? well she could get any guy she wanted....she's very attractive

[dan991]

mk....now are we also aware that i've never been inside a club in my entire life?

Yeah, that's a strip club (her idea.) You walk up to the door, show them ID to prove your over 21, and pay a $10.00 cover. Its not that hard. She's not a stripper or hooker though, I already asked. She just likes to see other girls naked.

[dan991]

awww the morgan girl is? well she could get any guy she wanted....she's very attractive

I'm gonna fly to Missouri and kick your ass in a minute

Go there, and go the fvck home. Leave her your number and don't ask for hers. If she wants more, she'll call.

[RuhlFreak55]

Yeah, that's a strip club (her idea.) You walk up to the door, show them ID to prove your over 21, and pay a $10.00 cover. Its not that hard. She's not a stripper or hooker though, I already asked. She just likes to see other girls naked.

i don't think that's a strip club.......it's like a dance club i thought....granted i've never been there but still.

[dan991]

Google: Club Vogue - What will you see when you walk in Club Vogue? Naked women. This strip club, located at 912 Business Loop 70 E, offers the usual smorgasbord of ...

[Kratos]

I'm gonna fly to Missouri and kick your ass in a minute

Go there, and go the fvck home. Leave her your number and don't ask for hers. If she wants more, she'll call.

If you're half way decent she'll come back for seconds. If you get all mushy she's gonna run.

[RuhlFreak55]

If you're half way decent she'll come back for seconds. If you get all mushy she's gonna run.

what about amazing and mushy?

[scottythebody]

awww the morgan girl is? well she could get any guy she wanted....she's very attractive

Don't EVER say that to a girl

[dan991]

what about amazing and mushy?

If that's what she wanted.... she wouldn't be on Craigslist looking in the CASUAL ENCOUNTERS section looking at your ad. She wants sausage. There is another section on Craigslist where people are looking for relationships. Your ad isn't in that section.

[RuhlFreak55]

Don't EVER say that to a girl

ok......

[dan991]

Friggin Ruhl's gonna be eat her ass out on the first date.

[RuhlFreak55]

If that's what she wanted.... she wouldn't be on Craigslist looking in the CASUAL ENCOUNTERS section looking at your ad. She wants sausage. There is another section on Craigslist where people are looking for relationships. Your ad isn't in that section.

welllll......maybe my ad should be

[Kratos]

welllll......maybe my ad should be

baby steps ruhl
If you go into a relationship without having a single life first, you're gonna go postal when it doesn't work out. You need this more than any man I know ever has. Look at what happend with the last chick after you only spent 6 days with her. You're still crying a year later.

[gixxerboy1]

welllll......maybe my ad should be

are you going back to dallas at all/ im jsut going to take you out and get you laid

[RuhlFreak55]

are you going back to dallas at all/ im jsut going to take you out and get you laid

i wanna move there but yea i'll be at least back at some point

[RuhlFreak55]

baby steps ruhl
If you go into a relationship without having a single life first, you're gonna go postal when it doesn't work out. You need this more than any man I know ever has. Look at what happend with the last chick after you only spent 6 days with her. You're still crying a year later.

but i don't even LIKE this 'single life'

[gixxerboy1]

i wanna move there but yea i'll be at least back at some point

let me know. the wife and i will take you out. She can pull some hoties

[Kratos]

but i don't even LIKE this 'single life'

how the heck would you know? think of it as therapy

[scibble]

makes me wonder if Morgan isn't the "ruhl" on a board devoted to fashion, and she's bein put up same way as ruhl is here . that would be funny

[Kratos]

makes me wonder if Morgan isn't the "ruhl" on a board devoted to fashion, and she's bein put up same way as ruhl is here . that would be funny

I have a feeling if she's only had 1 other bf she's gonna fall for him if he doesn't act like a girl.

[dan991]

but i don't even LIKE this 'single life'

What you need is an ass kicking and to get laid in the same night.

[dan991]

I have a feeling if she's only had 1 other bf she's gonna fall for him if he doesn't act like a girl.

They probably won't even . I have a feeling if he gets together with Morgan they'll just end up crying together and holding each other.

[dan991]

another email:


I read that whole thread and maybe he's gay? I've been recently just been cravin dick all week, i need a nice big dick 2 satisy my craving, but i've never been ****ed b4, so maybe we can try the first time together? I can host or he can, but i prefer you do, but nt 2 far please. must reply with pix and stats, or no reply...and im looking for A.S.A.P like tonight.

[dan991]

Ruhl, I replied with the link to all your pics to that guy.

[Kratos]

They probably won't even . I have a feeling if he gets together with Morgan they'll just end up crying together and holding each other.

Ruhl, you have specific instructions not to bring up Kate on any of these dates. If they bring up an ex-bf, change the freakin subject.

[Kratos]

^haha, he wants you in his butthole^

[dan991]

^haha, he wants you in his butthole^

lol... I couldn't post all the pics he sent. The asshole sent me cock pics too.


<the shit I gotta deal with to help a brother out>

[Kratos]

lol... I couldn't post all the pics he sent. The asshole sent me cock pics too.


<the shit I gotta deal with to help a brother out>

You deserve a nobel peace prize or something for your humanitarian works here.