The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i don't think that's a strip club.......it's like a dance club i thought....granted i've never been there but still.

Buy each other lap dances if she likes to look at girls. I bet you'll score some road head before you even get her home.

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 02:15 PM

Ruhl wouldn't have got laid the first time without this thread, so you're responsible for his whole sex life haha.

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Ruhl wouldn't have got laid the first time without this thread, so you're responsible for his whole sex life haha.

Do we have proof that he actually got laid?

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

Do we have proof that he actually got laid?

I think ruhl is an honest sort, and the fact he's been pining for her all this time leads me to think it true.

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 03:26 PM

Should we come up with some sorts of contingency plan should Ruhl ***** out so these chicks are just sitting there waiting for his lame and and he's not gonna show?

**Kratos** · 08-22-2008, 03:31 PM

he better not do that...c'mon ruhl they just wanna play with the bone, let em' play with the bone. Anway work is over this thread helped it fly by.

**B.E.N.** · 08-22-2008, 04:22 PM

I just started reading in here.

Unbelieveable.

For once...I am truely at a loss for words.

I guess...GO RUHL!

**gst528i** · 08-22-2008, 04:26 PM

RUHl you lucky freak of nature bang them all. JESUS CHRIS WHEN THE LORD GIVES IT RAINS. IN YOUR CASE IT'S RAINING ***** NOW QUIT BEING A P U S S Y AND TAKE WHAT LORD IS GIVING.

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 05:14 PM

What time zone is MO? Central? That means its already 6:15. Ruhl, you have a date at 11:00. I already gave you the address.

**Skully44420** · 08-22-2008, 05:32 PM

don't let us down ruhl!!!

i think i'm gonna put an add up on craigslist

**scibble** · 08-22-2008, 05:40 PM

o, i most DEF will do that!

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Ruhl, you have specific instructions not to bring up Kate on any of these dates. If they bring up an ex-bf, change the freakin subject.

understood

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

What time zone is MO? Central? That means its already 6:15. Ruhl, you have a date at 11:00. I already gave you the address.

i already told you i'm at home damnit!!!!

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i already told you i'm at home damnit!!!!

So, your gonna be there at 11:00?

**Amorphic** · 08-22-2008, 07:02 PM

wooooo go ruhl!

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:05 PM

good lord.....no one listens to me

**Bojangles69** · 08-22-2008, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

understood

Theres also the "ex-boyfriend destroyer".

If they mention their ex, go "wow you realllly must have liked him? he sounds like such a cool guy.."

You know what always happens?

Women always start saying crap like "well he wasn't really that great, actually he pissed in my cool aid this one time..."

You: "really, wow thats messed up".
Then the shit gates open and you'll hear like 5 mins of why they hate the shit out of them.
Then when they FINISH you change the subject.
Its like tricking them into thinking they hate their ex's more then they really do.

Always works.

**Bojangles69** · 08-22-2008, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

good lord.....no one listens to me

no i heard you, just please say it one more time.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by B.E.N.

I just started reading in here.

Unbelieveable.

For once...I am truely at a loss for words.

I guess...GO RUHL!

that's exactly how i feel

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:12 PM

it's very disturbing to me that this thread has over 3000 views now

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Ruhl wouldn't have got laid the first time without this thread, so you're responsible for his whole sex life haha.

that's not necessarily true....not like i met her in this thread....we were already talking by the time this thread was made

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

Do we have proof that he actually got laid?

wtf kind of proof would you like exactly?

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:16 PM

if i don't get to see these emails in their original setting i may become uncooperative here.....i hate public places enough that you guys would put me in one with no girl showing up just to see what happens

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

it's very disturbing to me that this thread has over 3000 views now

That's cause I told everyone in the Craigslist Ad where to look dummy. I told you this is real.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

That's cause I told everyone in the Craigslist Ad where to look dummy. I told you this is real.

i've not been doubting the reality.....although with your constant assurances you make me wonder if i should be

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i've not been doubting the reality.....although with your constant assurances you make me wonder if i should be

With as many excuses as you have, I'm starting to wonder if your seriously gay or not.

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 07:39 PM

Ruhl, if you don't tell me in the next 10 minutes that you are going there, I'm giving up on you completely. Seriously. You will be known as "the one that shall not be named." Seriously. Your a failure to the "manhood."

**Amorphic** · 08-22-2008, 07:40 PM

this is turning into a total letdown.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

With as many excuses as you have, I'm starting to wonder if your seriously gay or not.

even if i was gay i'm too homophobic to let that happen lol

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

this is turning into a total letdown.

What am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.

I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.

**Amorphic** · 08-22-2008, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

What am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.

I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.

well if ruhl doesnt show up then you can finish her off

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

What am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.

I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.

i'm not explaining again.....i'm not even saying i wont go to one of these ill conceived sons of satan......but i can't tonight, i'm simply not there.....i appreciate what you've been doing....even though you pretty much don't listen to me at all about it

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

well if ruhl doesnt show up then you can finish her off

I'm in friggin GA and these chicks all live by assclown in MO. Plus, I think my wife would want to know where I was going for the next week.

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i'm not explaining again.....i'm not even saying i wont go to one of these ill conceived sons of satan......but i can't tonight, i'm simply not there.....i appreciate what you've been doing....even though you pretty much don't listen to me at all about it

You seriously think your in a position to negotiate when and if you get *****? Seriously. Dude, take what you can get. Go look at the start date of this thread. That was 2 years ago.

**Bojangles69** · 08-22-2008, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

What am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.

I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.

Just tell her the truth.

Ruhl appreciated all the help you did for him, thought you were kinda cute, and asked you out.

But you'd rather go out with her tonight.
I mean next Ruhl is gonna ask if you can staple a picture of his face on your forehead and do her for him.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-22-2008, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

You seriously think your in a position to negotiate when and if you get *****? Seriously. Dude, take what you can get. Go look at the start date of this thread. That was 2 years ago.

yea but i really don't even feel deprived anymore......i've mostly forgotten what i'm missing out on

**Bojangles69** · 08-22-2008, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

yea but i really don't even feel deprived anymore......i've mostly forgotten what i'm missing out on

My penis is crying for you

**Amorphic** · 08-22-2008, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

My penis is crying for you

haha. mine too

**dan991** · 08-22-2008, 08:07 PM

I don't even know what to say or do. I can't believe this shit.

**scibble** · 08-22-2008, 08:35 PM

i bet at this point, elvisinturn1 pretty much looks like an older version of his avitar with the same expression. LOL

i'm so frustrated that some guy has a plateful of all-you-can-eat buffet-style ***** of this hotness and isn't jumping on it. it's torture actually.