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  1. 02-01-2009, 12:53 AM #601
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    i skipped pages 2-14 but this thread is awesome. i know i have the best game when i'm drunk and can come up with words like i never could when sober. and i know this because i just did a while ago. a nice lookin girl too. still drunk... so yeah. try it, drinking won't kill you
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    bump for ruhl, fresh ideas plz...he just f-ed it up with another girl that wanted to have sex with him. He needs help and lots of it.
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    how did i **** up my chance with that girl??????
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    coz ur can't stop ur mangina from taking over lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    how did i **** up my chance with that girl??????
    cause she told you so
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    cause she told you so
    i dunno what ur talking about...she was sick on saturday
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    take a 50.00 dollar bill and hit the streets bro....I didnt read all of them but it works everytime...it might not be the best but at least you will get some..
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i dunno what ur talking about...she was sick on saturday
    didn't she have a little speach for you last time she was in the same room with you...like something about you not being able to have a gf cause you aren't at peace with who you are?
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    we need to find him a girl who will have Pooper love with him
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    why do you always play dumb when you know what I'm talking about? then next time you made a date she was "sick" 10 min before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    didn't she have a little speach for you last time she was in the same room with you...like something about you not being able to have a gf cause you aren't at peace with who you are?
    that's not exactly how that went...that wasnt in person either. She's just worried that i don't value myself as much as she can see that my inherent value is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    that's not exactly how that went...that wasnt in person either. She's just worried that i don't value myself as much as she can see that my inherent value is.
    her words plz, not yours
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    her words plz, not yours
    i don't remember them word for word damnit.....
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    my buddy snags some ok chicks of craigs list
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i don't remember them word for word damnit.....
    yeah cause you fluffed and puffed it in your mind until it sounded reasonable and you've been lying to yourself for days now and as a result forgotten the truth. She mind as well have said "it's not you it's me" or "we should focus on being friends for awhile"
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    Quote Originally Posted by A2thej2008 View Post
    my buddy snags some ok chicks of craigs list
    scroll back a few pages
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    Quote Originally Posted by A2thej2008 View Post
    my buddy snags some ok chicks of craigs list
    good lord lets not go there again.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah cause you fluffed and puffed it in your mind until it sounded reasonable and you've been lying to yourself for days now and as a result forgotten the truth. She mind as well have said "it's not you it's me" or "we should focus on being friends for awhile"
    it wasn't that bad......
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    it wasn't that bad......
    lets not pretend it was nothing, you need serious help
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    lets not pretend it was nothing, you need serious help
    what do you mean serious help??? you do know my milf is coming over later and i've prolly got a 90% plus chance at getting laid tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    what do you mean serious help??? you do know my milf is coming over later and i've prolly got a 90% plus chance at getting laid tonight
    pics or ban !!!!
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  23. 02-03-2009, 10:31 PM #623
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    told ya i was gonna get laid tonight
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    Did it happen? Did RUHL GET LAID?!
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    ruhl what i have figured out what you need to do? 150 bucks on craigs list (and some cream for the itching, and bail for the cop sting you will be involved it) or you just need to pray more....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Did it happen? Did RUHL GET LAID?!
    why yes, yes i did
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    why yes, yes i did
    was she femal? or male? or both?

    how much was it to get her to leave?

    lol... tell the story
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    Quote Originally Posted by amcon View Post
    was she femal? or male? or both?

    how much was it to get her to leave?

    lol... tell the story
    duh she was female......i guess she looked in my eyes and knew how much i wanted it......came in her ass too
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    lier!! if she offered you her ass you would have came before you even were able to push past her sphinter... come on bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by amcon View Post
    lier!! if she offered you her ass you would have came before you even were able to push past her sphinter... come on bro
    you guys have some funny ideas about cumming prematurely and experience....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    you guys have some funny ideas about cumming prematurely and experience....
    so what happen bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    duh she was female......i guess she looked in my eyes and knew how much i wanted it......came in her ass too
    nice, ruhl, nice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    duh she was female......i guess she looked in my eyes and knew how much i wanted it......came in her ass too
    its time u post in anal thread. oh by the way how long u lasted b4 u cum just curious to know if effect ur stemina.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    its time u post in anal thread. oh by the way how long u lasted b4 u cum just curious to know if effect ur stemina.
    i already said somewhere....maybe it was the whore thread....20 min or so

    I got bit by a rottweiler puppy right on the head when i was a kid though, maybe i'm not quite as sensitive because of it, who knows
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i already said somewhere....maybe it was the whore thread....20 min or so

    I got bit by a rottweiler puppy right on the head when i was a kid though, maybe i'm not quite as sensitive because of it, who knows



    j/k but ouch ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post



    j/k but ouch ...
    the funniest thing is my mom seems to have blocked out the whole me bleeding like a stuck pig thing
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    HELP ME!!!!!! i'm seriously dying here.....

    BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
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    craigslist ruhl.....

    its ur last chance
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    ah jeez not that again....
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