The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

[dan991]

no need no girls ever call me except my mom and sister

So.... you are saying you drive 680 miles to see your sister or mom?

Your hopeless....

[RuhlFreak55]

So.... you are saying you drive 680 miles to see your sister or mom?

Your hopeless....

drove....once.....over a year and a half ago.......have you read the damn thread?

[dan991]

drove....once.....over a year and a half ago.......have you read the damn thread?

To get laid by your mom or sister?


Where's the thread? Link?

[RuhlFreak55]

To get laid by your mom or sister?


Where's the thread? Link?

it's this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RuhlFreak55]

if you read you can even prolly figure out which girl she is pretty easily....

[dan991]

if you read you can even prolly figure out which girl she is pretty easily....

The scar chick? Sorry, I have ADD. Just tell me already.

[RuhlFreak55]

The scar chick? Sorry, I have ADD. Just tell me already.

no....she posted in this thread

[dan991]

Questions for Ruhl:

1. What state/city do you live in?
2. What kind of car do you drive?

[dan991]

no....she posted in this thread

What? Who? Mizfit? WTF did I miss?

[RuhlFreak55]

Questions for Ruhl:

1. What state/city do you live in?
2. What kind of car do you drive?

1. Missouri
2. '93 Ford Bronco

[RuhlFreak55]

What? Who? Mizfit? WTF did I miss?

nope there was another

[dan991]

nope there was another

****in who already?

[dan991]

1. Missouri
2. '93 Ford Bronco

<----- that is problem #1

[RuhlFreak55]

****in who already?

i can't come out and say it.....for all i know you guys know how to get in contact with her still

[dan991]

i can't come out and say it.....for all i know you guys know how to get in contact with her still

PM jackass

[Dukkit]

dukkitdalaw 4,493
haha that cracks me up. the amount of time i waste on here. i need a 2nd job

[dan991]

Someone PM me who he nailed?

[RuhlFreak55]

page 2.....that's the only other hint you're getting

[dan991]

Katelette81 ?

[RuhlFreak55]

Katelette81 ?

perhaps

[dan991]

perhaps

Ok, lets say you really did hit it... just for the sake of argument.

That was a LONG time ago.

Have you not gotten any since?

[RuhlFreak55]

Ok, lets say you really did hit it... just for the sake of argument.

That was a LONG time ago.

Have you not gotten any since?

umm no

[dan991]

umm no

Yeah, that's pitiful.

Alright, so it looks like Phase II of this thread needs to happen.

[RuhlFreak55]

Yeah, that's pitiful.

Alright, so it looks like Phase II of this thread needs to happen.

which would entail what?

[dan991]

which would entail what?

I'm working on that.

What part of Missouri or whatever are you in?

[RuhlFreak55]

I'm working on that.

What part of Missouri or whatever are you in?

the middle part.......MIZZOU

[dan991]

which would entail what?

the gay thread. full of homo goodness....
May be an option for you?

[RuhlFreak55]

the gay thread. full of homo goodness....
May be an option for you?

[dan991]

the middle part.......MIZZOU

Closest major city?

[RuhlFreak55]

Closest major city?

columbia

[dan991]

columbia

Depending on your level of desperation:

Start Here: http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=w4m


Worse case: http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cas/803024274.html

[RuhlFreak55]

Depending on your level of desperation:

Start Here: http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=w4m


Worse case: http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cas/803024274.html

there's no way in hell those are real.....

[dan991]

there's no way in hell those are real.....

Yes, there are a bunch that are real, and a bunch that are spam. Go register a free yahoo or gmail email address. Then, start contacting them left and right. See how many respond with spam and some of them are real. The spam ones are obvious.

And post replies in this thread from the chicks, along with your response prior to sending one so we can help you. We'll get you laid dude. I promise. You may have to lower your standards a little and go hoggin' with a fat chick, but that's ok. You'll gain working experiance. We'll try for hotties. You also need to get a good picture (a real one) to send these girls if they ask for them. Also, ALWAYS ask them for a picture prior to agreeing to meeting them to make sure you aren't meeting a pig.

Ruhl, do you live at home or do you have your own crib? Can you have a girl over to pound without your mom asking her if she wants some cookies?


P.S. I'm 100% serious here.

[RuhlFreak55]

Yes, there are a bunch that are real, and a bunch that are spam. Go register a free yahoo or gmail email address. Then, start contacting them left and right. See how many respond with spam and some of them are real. The spam ones are obvious.

And post replies in this thread from the chicks, along with your response prior to sending one so we can help you. We'll get you laid dude. I promise. You may have to lower your standards a little and go hoggin' with a fat chick, but that's ok. You'll gain working experiance. We'll try for hotties. You also need to get a good picture (a real one) to send these girls if they ask for them. Also, ALWAYS ask them for a picture prior to agreeing to meeting them to make sure you aren't meeting a pig.

Ruhl, do you live at home or do you have your own crib? Can you have a girl over to pound without your mom asking her if she wants some cookies?


P.S. I'm 100% serious here.

yea i live alone.......dunno about lowering my standards.....

[dan991]

yea i live alone.......dunno about lowering my standards.....

Fine. Great. You don't HAVE TO lower your standards. It was just a suggestion. Only you know what you like. We're gonna hook you up man.

[dan991]

So.. Ruhl.... now go set up that email address and start contacting those women and see what kind of responses you get. Have a picture ready because they will ask. MAKE SURE YOU ASK FOR THEIR PICTURE.

Once you get a real one, post the email chain here so we can edit you before you respond. I say by midnight tonight you should be petting a kitty or two as long as you let us screen what you respond to with them. As soon as one responds "got a pic" you start posting the conversation here. We'll walk you threw it. No worries.

[dan991]

And Ruhl, the married chicks that are saying they "aren't happy or satisified" are ALWAYS the easiest. They are in worse shape then you. If you get one of those, get a room at Motel 6 and DO NOT take her to your crib. Last thing you want is her hubby showing up. We're not trying to get you killed.

[Bojangles69]

LMAO! All he needs is to get connected with a few good guys.

The problem with people who don't get laid a lot is usually not them but habits that are like fvcking rat poison to their sex life.
If hes a decent guy and has a friend or 2 with a female friend or 2 it can literally be as simple as "dude, hook me up".

I've hooked up soo many of my friends like this. Still consider it fools mate but you gotta start somewhere.

[Bojangles69]

Fvck I'll set him up a profile on POF if he has some decent enough pics. I'm wikid with profiles.

[dan991]

I already got him an anti-spam email for craigslist:

[email protected]

Yes, it is a real email addy.

I'm working on posting for him his own classified in the Casual Encounters M4W section in Columbia, Missiouri. I'm even gonna tell the chicks what's going on and give them the link to this thread. Hell, Ruhl may get some kitty for the next year every night because internet chicks wanna be famous.


Bo, may need some help on this.

p.s. Ruhl, if you make money off this by getting on Oprah or some shit, you better hook us up!