The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

[Bojangles69]

*sits looking entirely perplexed*

*while penis ties rope around neck about to choke himself for the last time.

[RuhlFreak55]

as such i'm fatter now than i was in those even though they're only from like a month ago

[Bojangles69]

ok pic problem......i have no recent pics that aren't progress pics for my bodyspace......and on top of that my last progress pics were before i stopped my contest prep

So how much weight have you put on?
I'll just photoshop those extra lbs in, no big deal.

[dan991]

ok pic problem......i have no recent pics that aren't progress pics for my bodyspace......and on top of that my last progress pics were before i stopped my contest prep

Who gives a shit. Send me the most recent pic and unless you've had reconstructive surgery, nobody is gonna say she. She wants to see you from the waist up, face included to make sure your not an ugly bastard. That's what these women want. She sent me her full pic. I chopped off her head before posting so she couldn't be identified. I'm not going to post your pic here. I'm going to email it to her with a few lines and lock in the date. Then, you email her and ask her where she wants to meet at.

[RuhlFreak55]

i sent ya a PM homo

[dan991]

i sent ya a PM homo

Got it. I sent both chicks an email response with the link.

[RuhlFreak55]

now's about the time where i shoot myself for going along with this i think

[football2007]

Meh..just see where it leads..

[dan991]

now's about the time where i shoot myself for going along with this i think

Nah, we just sit back and wait for a response. You'll be fine. Don't sweat it.

[RuhlFreak55]

Nah, we just sit back and wait for a response. You'll be fine. Don't sweat it.

not sweating.....curious as to the reality of this though

[RuhlFreak55]

ok....freakin out man.......*yells and runs around in a circle*

[dan991]

not sweating.....curious as to the reality of this though

Go to Craigslist and see for yourself if I posted the thread.

www.craigslist.org


Look under the Casual Encounters, M4W section. You'll see it in there. I posted a direct link but you can search yourself.

And, once we get it set up, I'm gonna give you the keys to the car to drive so you can take over. But, Bo and I are not gonna let you run the car into a tree so sit back and shut up until we get you 90% of the way there. I forwarded the PM you sent me to the girls. As soon as they reply, I will post it in here. The first time you log in when I give you the email you'll see the original emails. I didn't change them. Plus, we'll get a number from them so you can call them. No games dude. Seriously.

[Bojangles69]

not sweating.....curious as to the reality of this though

Its 100% absolutely undeniably real.

I'm about to get a listing up myself for a higher pvssy conversion ratio.

[dan991]

ok....freakin out man.......*yells and runs around in a circle*

Quit being a bitch.

Which girl you want though? I posted pics of the first one (the one talking about giving you a blowjob) but the second one hasn't sent me a pic yet. She wanted to see yours first to make sure you weren't a fat ass or something.

[gixxerboy1]

holy shit this is the best thread ever

you realise ruhl is going to meet one of these girls and get performance anxiety and not get it up. then She is going to come on her and tell all of us

[RuhlFreak55]

Quit being a bitch.

Which girl you want though? I posted pics of the first one (the one talking about giving you a blowjob) but the second one hasn't sent me a pic yet. She wanted to see yours first to make sure you weren't a fat ass or something.

i dunno.....better just wait and see if either reply

[scibble]

i think bo and elvis will deserve a purple heart if this flies

[RuhlFreak55]

holy shit this is the best thread ever

you realise ruhl is going to meet one of these girls and get performance anxiety and not get it up. then She is going to come on her and tell all of us

ok now that....is not going to happen.....i can perform......

[dan991]

holy shit this is the best thread ever

you realise ruhl is going to meet one of these girls and get performance anxiety and not get it up. then She is going to come on her and tell all of us

That would be awesome. He shows up, can't get a hard on and the chick registers here and starts complaining. ROFLAMO

[gixxerboy1]

i dunno.....better just wait and see if either reply

be confident ruhl. Think they both will and want a 3some

[gixxerboy1]

That would be awesome. He shows up, can't get a hard on and the chick registers here and starts complaining. ROFLAMO

how many pages will the Ruhl cant get it up thread be

[dan991]

If Ruhl don't shut up and quit bitching I'm gonna put another post in the transvestite section on craigslist and post the link he sent me with all his pics.

Quit being a sissy already

[dan991]

We may need a poll with both girls pics to help Ruhl decide which one which night.

[RuhlFreak55]

We may need a poll with both girls pics to help Ruhl decide which one which night.

no the first one already asked to not be put in the thread.......i don't want to make her angry

[dan991]

no the first one already asked to not be put in the thread.......i don't want to make her angry

Stop it. What, is someone gonna know who she is by a mole on her butt that you can't even see?

Candidate #1

[dan991]

Alright, we got another candidate. No text in the email just an attached pic. I'm not impressed. But, it's Ruhls call so I'll post them all.

[scibble]

i dunno.....better just wait and see if either reply

now that's the spirit man!!!!

[gixxerboy1]

Stop it. What, is someone gonna know who she is by a mole on her butt that you can't even see?

Candidate #1

she looks good. But then again why does he have to pic. Bang them both

[RuhlFreak55]

she looks good. But then again why does he have to pic. Bang them both

that just seems mean spirited to me....what if one likes me

[dan991]

Just got a reply from #2 with a pic:


Ok Im game. Here is my pic. Let me know if hes interested and ill give you my number.

[dan991]

that just seems mean spirited to me....what if one likes me

you dumbass. if they wanted to get married, they wouldn't be on craigslist looking to put out

[RuhlFreak55]

this is getting real and i'm getting scared

[scibble]

i think that second one [without text] should get a reply saying that the pic she sent is not up to par. you can't see anything of her at all ---unless you've just cropped the hell out of it.

number one! number one! number ONE!!!

[gixxerboy1]

that just seems mean spirited to me....what if one likes me

you need to loosen up bro.your getting way ahead of things. i think this is your major problem. your not in a relationship and these girls are willing to hook up. That's what they are looking for. They arent replying to a post about a guy looking for marriage

[dan991]

And there was candidate #4 in the spam box for some reason. I missed that one. She was actually #1 but we'll call her #4 because I found her email 4th:

I'm looking for a man, not a boy - is he willing to have some fun :-)

I do not want a relationship or any kind of commitment! Here is my pic and yes that is really me. I'll give you my myspace for pics if he's cute.

[gixxerboy1]

you dumbass. if they wanted to get married, they wouldn't be on craigslist looking to put out

damn you type faster then me

[gixxerboy1]

And there was candidate #4 in the spam box for some reason. I missed that one. She was actually #1 but we'll call her #4 because I found her email 4th:

I'm looking for a man, not a boy - is he willing to have some fun :-)

I do not want a relationship or any kind of commitment! Here is my pic and yes that is really me. I'll give you my myspace for pics if he's cute.

she is a little hottie

[dan991]

i think that second one should get a reply saying that the pic she sent is not up to par. you can't see anything of her at all ---unless you've just cropped the hell out of it.

Nah, I didn't crop anything. I figure what the hell, maybe Ruhl lives in the trailer park too and would like her.

[RuhlFreak55]

And there was candidate #4 in the spam box for some reason. I missed that one. She was actually #1 but we'll call her #4 because I found her email 4th:

I'm looking for a man, not a boy - is he willing to have some fun :-)

I do not want a relationship or any kind of commitment! Here is my pic and yes that is really me. I'll give you my myspace for pics if he's cute.

ohhhhh she's hot

[RuhlFreak55]

not that the others aren't....cept that one you can't see any of