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  1. 10-08-2006, 09:15 PM #1
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    Exclamation I Am A Chick Magnet! :\

    OK.. so im depressed and in a delicate state.. not hungry but i really want cookies, LOTS OF COOKIES. so i goto reasors.. and there are tons (4) hot lil blond teenie boppers that work there ALWAYS there when i look my worst..
    so i go and get like 5-6 bags of cookies... and goto check out..

    the chick is a 9- lil hot blond (proll 19) and i have seen her before and we chit chat.. but anyways there i am in my baggy shorts .. baggy Tshirt that has a pizza stain on the collar and i look scruffy (not shaved in 3 days) atleast i brushed 2x today IM OBSESSED w/ clean teeth .. its weird.

    as im checking out she says something like.. U DONT look like the type to eat this kinda stuff.. (kuz i usually have steak and 8dozen eggs and shit like that) and im like .. "Bah, i just broke up w/ my gf of 2yrs and i woulda got ben'n'Jerrys.. but im lactose intollerant" and she goes "AWWWWww U poor thing.. " and i say oh well it happens to us some time or another.. she goes well best of luck to you! and gives me big simle as i waddle out the door
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    hit the youngin! Shes my age..send her to me
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    see your bouncing back already...now go in there and buy something else and see if she wants to help you eat it.....lolol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B
    see your bouncing back already...now go in there and buy something else and see if she wants to help you eat it.....lolol
    i didnt even eat the cookies

    im going to lose so much muscle this time
    i thought i lost alot after my divorce
    this is actually worse kuz .. i lvoed rhonda even more
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    go buy more and bang her!
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    so you can talk to 19yr ols but not women your own age?


    cmon tai see how easy and comfortable you felt talking to her, think of everyone that way, and you will have a new girl in no time.
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    hey as long as shes hott
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  10. 10-09-2006, 01:57 AM #10
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    Next time, go to the gym first(to get all pumped up, wearing a tight singlet ofcourse), then stop by her store on the way home, and get her number/or ask her out...

    Thats what I would have done...
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  11. 10-09-2006, 02:03 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i didnt even eat the cookies
    Send cookies to Travis..........
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    WTF, I think she's just trying to sleep with you!
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    every 1 giving him congratulations is wrong..
    TAI YOU LOST.
    now go back and get a date if u want to earn my congratulations..
    do not give up till u got it... shes 19 and works at the store...
    it leads to better things!! she has ambition!! go for it
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i didnt even eat the cookies

    im going to lose so much muscle this time
    i thought i lost alot after my divorce
    this is actually worse kuz .. i lvoed rhonda even more
    i know the feeling.. no apetite at all during my hard times... but ull put it back on quick.. but try not to loose anything... u dont need to hurt urself to hurt them!
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    Bro,

    Go back tomorrow, or the next day. don;t seem desperate. Just make sure you go to he check out line and look like a sad puppy.

    If she remembers you, you're in like flin. Then shoot 10 grams of HCG, grow some balls back, and ask her out.
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    I think she likes your titties
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    how were the cookies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    how were the cookies?
    bleh
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    Quote Originally Posted by vitor
    Next time, go to the gym first(to get all pumped up, wearing a tight singlet ofcourse), then stop by her store on the way home, and get her number/or ask her out...

    Thats what I would have done...
    don't tell me U wear a singlet! those went out like 15 years ago
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    God damn, I'm having a hard time keeping up with tai's threads...good luck with the chick though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    I Am A Chick Magnet!
    Me to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i didnt even eat the cookies

    im going to lose so much muscle this time
    i thought i lost alot after my divorce
    this is actually worse kuz .. i lvoed rhonda even more
    Same crap happens to me. When I'm depressed I can't eat. Force feed yourself. A few months from now when you're over Rhonda you'll be pissed you let her effect you so much. Keep eating and hit the gym hard!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    I think she likes your titties
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    how were the cookies?
    Did you cry yourself to sleep after you ate them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    Did you cry yourself to sleep after you ate them?
    ididnt EAT THEm
    i had a few
    tasted like eggwwhites to me
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