I Am A Chick Magnet! :\

**taiboxa** · 10-08-2006, 09:15 PM

OK.. so im depressed and in a delicate state.. not hungry but i really want cookies, LOTS OF COOKIES. so i goto reasors.. and there are tons (4) hot lil blond teenie boppers that work there ALWAYS there when i look my worst..
so i go and get like 5-6 bags of cookies... and goto check out..

the chick is a 9- lil hot blond (proll 19) and i have seen her before and we chit chat.. but anyways there i am in my baggy shorts .. baggy Tshirt that has a pizza stain on the collar and i look scruffy (not shaved in 3 days) atleast i brushed 2x today IM OBSESSED w/ clean teeth .. its weird.

as im checking out she says something like.. U DONT look like the type to eat this kinda stuff.. (kuz i usually have steak and 8dozen eggs and shit like that) and im like .. "Bah, i just broke up w/ my gf of 2yrs and i woulda got ben'n'Jerrys.. but im lactose intollerant" and she goes "AWWWWww U poor thing.. " and i say oh well it happens to us some time or another.. she goes well best of luck to you! and gives me big simle as i waddle out the door

**chest6** · 10-08-2006, 09:17 PM

hit the youngin! Shes my age..send her to me

**italianplayboy09** · 10-08-2006, 09:17 PM

you stud you

**SMAN12b** · 10-08-2006, 09:24 PM

see your bouncing back already...now go in there and buy something else and see if she wants to help you eat it.....lolol

**taiboxa** · 10-08-2006, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by SMAN12B

see your bouncing back already...now go in there and buy something else and see if she wants to help you eat it.....lolol

i didnt even eat the cookies

im going to lose so much muscle this time
i thought i lost alot after my divorce
this is actually worse kuz .. i lvoed rhonda even more

**chest6** · 10-08-2006, 09:32 PM

go buy more and bang her!

**AnabolicAndre** · 10-08-2006, 09:35 PM

so you can talk to 19yr ols but not women your own age?

cmon tai see how easy and comfortable you felt talking to her, think of everyone that way, and you will have a new girl in no time.

**BlInDsIdE** · 10-08-2006, 09:40 PM

hey as long as shes hott

**rake922** · 10-08-2006, 10:04 PM

I learn something every day

**vitor** · 10-09-2006, 01:57 AM

Next time, go to the gym first(to get all pumped up, wearing a tight singlet ofcourse), then stop by her store on the way home, and get her number/or ask her out...

Thats what I would have done...

**JDawg1536** · 10-09-2006, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

i didnt even eat the cookies

Send cookies to Travis..........

**SnaX** · 10-09-2006, 03:22 AM

WTF, I think she's just trying to sleep with you!

**SnaX** · 10-09-2006, 03:22 AM

Good sh!t =)

**Foskamink** · 10-09-2006, 03:34 AM

every 1 giving him congratulations is wrong..
TAI YOU LOST.
now go back and get a date if u want to earn my congratulations..
do not give up till u got it... shes 19 and works at the store...
it leads to better things!! she has ambition!! go for it

**Foskamink** · 10-09-2006, 03:36 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

i didnt even eat the cookies

im going to lose so much muscle this time
i thought i lost alot after my divorce
this is actually worse kuz .. i lvoed rhonda even more

i know the feeling.. no apetite at all during my hard times... but ull put it back on quick.. but try not to loose anything... u dont need to hurt urself to hurt them!

**MAXIMA5** · 10-09-2006, 06:40 AM

Bro,

Go back tomorrow, or the next day. don;t seem desperate. Just make sure you go to he check out line and look like a sad puppy.

If she remembers you, you're in like flin. Then shoot 10 grams of HCG , grow some balls back, and ask her out.

***G-1000*** · 10-09-2006, 06:51 AM

I think she likes your titties

**Mizfit** · 10-09-2006, 07:55 AM

how were the cookies?

**taiboxa** · 10-09-2006, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

how were the cookies?

bleh

**Superhuman** · 10-09-2006, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by vitor

Next time, go to the gym first(to get all pumped up, wearing a tight singlet ofcourse), then stop by her store on the way home, and get her number/or ask her out...

Thats what I would have done...

don't tell me U wear a singlet! those went out like 15 years ago

**GUnit33** · 10-09-2006, 09:34 AM

God damn, I'm having a hard time keeping up with tai's threads...good luck with the chick though.

**Carlos_E** · 10-09-2006, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

I Am A Chick Magnet!

Me to.

**Carlos_E** · 10-09-2006, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

i didnt even eat the cookies

im going to lose so much muscle this time
i thought i lost alot after my divorce
this is actually worse kuz .. i lvoed rhonda even more

Same crap happens to me. When I'm depressed I can't eat. Force feed yourself. A few months from now when you're over Rhonda you'll be pissed you let her effect you so much. Keep eating and hit the gym hard!!!