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  1. 10-11-2006, 04:44 PM #1
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    Exclamation I Got It!!!!!!!!!

    I KNOW how im going to get that uber hot chick to marry me or atleast date me for one date!

    my best friend in the whole wide world is a highway patrol.. im going to give him her tag number have him run it through then the next morning im goin to have him wait out by the stop sign out infront of the gym.. and when she is leaving im going to have him PULL her over.. tell her she did a failure to yeild and shit then while this is going on IM GOING TO PULL UP behind him be like
    HEY BRYAN! wats up friend!.. nah u dont need to give her a ticket! she is a good friend of mine!
    then he be like aight man wat ever u say!~ and he will leave and i will be the hero !

    so wat u all think?
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    That is a terrible idea, but if it works...mad props I guess...lmao...the shit that you think of...
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    You should have a friend pretend to mug her as she is leaving the gym. Then you can come and save her and be the hero. I bet she gives you a bj right there.
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    it could work!!! do it !!


    Hey how did you get RHONDA if you dont mind me asking
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  5. 10-11-2006, 04:58 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
    it could work!!! do it !!


    Hey how did you get RHONDA if you dont mind me asking
    just lucky i guess LoL
    im actually really good look .. or so im told.. but i digress
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    good luck brother Im pullin for you let us know how it turns out.
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  7. 10-11-2006, 05:01 PM #7
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    desperate arent we?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    desperate arent we?
    i prefer CREATIVE
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    Do it...have someone hide with a video camera and post the vid!
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    Quote Originally Posted by T3/T4 GSR
    Do it...have someone hide with a video camera and post the vid!
    ha yeah .. but wut wud the title be?
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    Tai gets laid?
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  12. 10-11-2006, 05:07 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by T3/T4 GSR
    Tai gets laid?
    im not gettin laid im not that smooth just .. yeah im lookin to get laid
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    Look dude if you pull off something like that...you ARE getting laid!!
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  14. 10-11-2006, 05:13 PM #14
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    Dude that RULES! Tai can i make a movie about your life?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    Dude that RULES! Tai can i make a movie about your life?
    TarTar the true story!~
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    TarTar the true story!~
    Fat Ninja : Reality TV with a shuriken up it's ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    I KNOW how im going to get that uber hot chick to marry me or atleast date me for one date!

    my best friend in the whole wide world is a highway patrol.. im going to give him her tag number have him run it through then the next morning im goin to have him wait out by the stop sign out infront of the gym.. and when she is leaving im going to have him PULL her over.. tell her she did a failure to yeild and shit then while this is going on IM GOING TO PULL UP behind him be like
    HEY BRYAN! wats up friend!.. nah u dont need to give her a ticket! she is a good friend of mine!
    then he be like aight man wat ever u say!~ and he will leave and i will be the hero !

    so wat u all think?
    good idea. if she says no then have your buddy grab the shotgun, from the cruiser, and butt stroke her across the jaw.
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    bro great idea but what i would do is walk up to her car when he is "righting her ticket"and tell her if she goes out with u u will get her outa a ticket then she will say did u put him up to this then u say yes i figured he (the cop)would protect me from fainting if u said no
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    a little far fetched, but hey, it could work...... a little extreme and I hope she never finds out the truth, but hey, go for it.......

    good luck
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    I think you can pull it off man i really do. And just say you owe me your name and number and a date for dinner
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    i Like It!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  22. 10-11-2006, 05:53 PM #22
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    lol ur stories crack me up


    But to be honest..that sounds like a good story..lol

    Chances are she'll just be like "that was sweet"
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    lol ur stories crack me up


    But to be honest..that sounds like a good story..lol

    Chances are she'll just be like "that was sweet"
    yeah
    That was sweet but your really not my type
    Officer GIVE ME THE TICKET! ><
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  25. 10-11-2006, 06:46 PM #25
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    Just club her, then take her back to your cave.
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    i honestly think that is a good idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    yeah
    That was sweet but your really not my type
    Officer GIVE ME THE TICKET! ><

    more like

    Officer, take him away, he has been stalking me for 2 years now....he is a psyco ninja
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    sounds a bit on the insane side to me
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    Do it. You only live once. And if you start dating her and tell her you set that up just to meet her shill will fvck you on the spot. Or be real pissed. Either way.
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    wow! i dont know bout others here but that is a brilliant idea! Well, if you know her a litttle, i think you said you did from the gym. do you get looks form her or is she ignorant to everything. There is one girl at my gym who kinda stares and then talks to one of her girls then they both stare at me......werid and i am TOO DAMN CHICKEN to say anything. ITs like if i get rejected and they say GROSS ill feel bad and PLUS they go to my gym so itll be akward. thats another thing you have to think about. I hate akward situations at a place of relaxation (gym). But just like you tai i have been told im really good looking and i dont really think so but am gaining confidence back ever so slightly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by legobricks
    wow! i dont know bout others here but that is a brilliant idea! Well, if you know her a litttle, i think you said you did from the gym. do you get looks form her or is she ignorant to everything. There is one girl at my gym who kinda stares and then talks to one of her girls then they both stare at me......werid and i am TOO DAMN CHICKEN to say anything. ITs like if i get rejected and they say GROSS ill feel bad and PLUS they go to my gym so itll be akward. thats another thing you have to think about. I hate akward situations at a place of relaxation (gym). But just like you tai i have been told im really good looking and i dont really think so but am gaining confidence back ever so slightly.
    i told ya .. she got 'CAUGHT" lol as carlos so put it.. when i was on the eliptical .. i have adhd, i was looking around as i always do at everything.. but she was walking infront of me and i turned back to look to see who was there and it was HER and as i turned to her she, turned he hed away from me so fast i thought she was going to break her neck, made me think.. just maybe she was chekin me out i have seen her before (in the mirrors lookin in my direction but hell she might of been lookin at the clock for all i know)
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    with a little touch of fatal attraction....i like
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B
    a little far fetched, but hey, it could work...... a little extreme and I hope she never finds out the truth, but hey, go for it.......

    good luck



    same here Tai .. being honest.. should always be first .. But this plan may work.. But sooner or later she will find out they always do ... It will be hit and miss... but good luck Tai
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