The official stupid people thread

**Tren Bull** · 10-15-2006, 11:54 AM

good god there are some STUPID ASS people in this world.

the other day i was in costco looking at the frozen food aisle, when some lady walked up to me and asked me if these items were frozen or not

i got more stories of stupid things people have said to me, but while im trying to remember them, lets hear about other stupid people you bros have seen

**Tren Bull** · 10-15-2006, 11:57 AM

oh yea... this guy came up to me the other day and told me that hes got the hookups on some quality steroids . when i asked him what hes got access to he replied, "anabol... itl get ya swole!!"

i looked at him for a second and replied... "uhhh, anabol? what the hell is that? whats the drug name?"

and he says "its anabol... its good sh_t"

**notorious_mem** · 10-15-2006, 12:14 PM

when my daughter was 2ish she was potty trained.My brother in laws son was 1ish they started telling everyone there son was potty trained but was still having accidents every once in a while. well two years later and the accidents are still happening.Im not saying anything about him not being trained yet but a kid being potty trained at one is a little too remarkable.

**DSM4Life** · 10-15-2006, 12:18 PM

I have everyone is the world beat with stupid people stories. I use to work a cell phone counter tech support job. Here are some stories that i get:

Me: Hi sir can i help you
cust: My phone doesn't work.
Me: Ok, What is it not doing ?
cust: It doesn't work (typical response which doesnt help at all)
Me: Like what ?
cust: It doesn't make calls - cust hands me the phone
Me: *i power the phone on - phone makes it's start up sound
cust: What was that ?!
me: I just turned the phone on
cust: you what ?
me: ...... i turned it on - then began to test phone- works sir here you go
cust: (in a angry way) It doesn't say in the book you need to turn on the phone to make a call !!

**scriptfactory** · 10-15-2006, 12:20 PM

The owner of the house I'm renting told me and my wife that we should definitely use our basement to store our stuff because it was so roomy. 4 months later we realize that all of our stuff was covered in mold. We tell him and he said it was our fault for putting the stuff in the basement. Thousands of dollars in damage and he says he won't do anything against it. Our lawyer has a different opinion...

**scriptfactory** · 10-15-2006, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by notorious_mem

when my daughter was 2ish she was potty trained.My brother in laws son was 1ish they started telling everyone there son was potty trained but was still having accidents every once in a while. well two years later and the accidents are still happening.Im not saying anything about him not being trained yet but a kid being potty trained at one is a little too remarkable.

My older son was a few months away from 3 when he was potty trained. Training your kid at 1 is just asking for problems...

**THE_DOME** · 10-15-2006, 12:58 PM

i work in a call center and talk to the dumbest people in the world, everyday

**notorious_mem** · 10-15-2006, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

My older son was a few months away from 3 when he was potty trained. Training your kid at 1 is just asking for problems...

they put so much effort in trying to make it look like he was trained at 1 that now there burnt out on training him and his mom gets pissed and throws diapers on him and gives up.

**GUnit33** · 10-15-2006, 02:11 PM

I work at Cell Phone store, that isn't Verizon...says it right on the door. Here we go...

Me: Welcome to, *****, how may I help you?
Guy: Yeah, I want to pay my bill.
Me: Ok, what's your number?
Guy: ***-***-****
Me: Are you sure? That isn't registering.
Guy: Yeah! It's my numbeR! God damn! ARe you an idiot?
Me: Settle down please sir, give me the number one more time.
Guy: ***-***-****
Me: It's not in our system. Are you sure you're a ****** customer?
Guy: No, Verizon, so look it up under the Verizon section.
Me: This isn't a Verizon store sir.
Guy: Yeah it is, it says 144th and Maple in the phone book.
Me: The Verizon store is just up the street.
Guy: But that's not 144th and Maple.
Me: Well that's where it is.
Guy: So why can't you just take my payment and we can get on with our business.

Blah blah blah. This seriously went on for like a half an hour. the guy couldn't get it through his head that my store isn't in any way related to verizon...it's not even the same cell phone company, it's not like we are a reseller...we're a corporate store...god damn.

**Tren Bull** · 10-15-2006, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by GUnit33

I work at Cell Phone store, that isn't Verizon...says it right on the door. Here we go...

Me: Welcome to, *****, how may I help you?
Guy: Yeah, I want to pay my bill.
Me: Ok, what's your number?
Guy: ***-***-****
Me: Are you sure? That isn't registering.
Guy: Yeah! It's my numbeR! God damn! ARe you an idiot?
Me: Settle down please sir, give me the number one more time.
Guy: ***-***-****
Me: It's not in our system. Are you sure you're a ****** customer?
Guy: No, Verizon, so look it up under the Verizon section.
Me: This isn't a Verizon store sir.
Guy: Yeah it is, it says 144th and Maple in the phone book.
Me: The Verizon store is just up the street.
Guy: But that's not 144th and Maple.
Me: Well that's where it is.
Guy: So why can't you just take my payment and we can get on with our business.

Blah blah blah. This seriously went on for like a half an hour. the guy couldn't get it through his head that my store isn't in any way related to verizon...it's not even the same cell phone company, it's not like we are a reseller...we're a corporate store...god damn.

wow... what a fu_king idiot

**Tren Bull** · 10-15-2006, 05:21 PM

haha, during the summer, my boy and i got our hands on an old highschool directory. we decided to start prank calling people at 3 am one night.

this one guy couldn't take a joke, (he was screaming at the top of his lungs, and then acuised us of waking up his daughter) but fortuneately for us, we had not only his phone number, but also his home address.

so we drove our drunk asses over there and kicked in his front door

he was alot nicer to us when we called him again later that night.

**DSM4Life** · 10-15-2006, 06:20 PM