Men :)

[Mizfit]

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH

DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE

And last but not least:


IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

[gixxerboy1]

Funny and sad part true

[Flagg]

*yawn*

[G-1000]

I see someone was fighting with there bf last night.

[GUnit33]

well son of a bitch.

[FranKieC]

Mizy you ok?

[AnabolicAndre]

1. WOMen are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. WOMen are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. WOMen are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. WOMen are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. WOMen are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. WOMen are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. WOMen are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. WOMen are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. WOMen are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. WOMen are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. WOMen are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

I changed some of them for you, now its right. Thanks MIZ

[donniebrasco]

I changed some of them for you, now its right. Thanks MIZ

amen.

[QuieTSToRM33]

*yawn*

[zimmy]

that looks more accurate anabolic ...just missing...

Women are like shadows...totally unaware of themselves

[Mizfit]

Mizy you ok?

Yup

Just playing around..

I don't hate men .. most r nice to me

[G-1000]

Yup

Just playing around..

I don't hate men .. most r nice to me

Most????

How is not nice to you?

[Bojangles69]

Women Are Like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

[Mizfit]

Women Are Like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

[Mizfit]

Most????

How is not nice to you?

i'm either a breath of fresh air or storm..

The storm is not always welcomed

[Tren Bull]

Women Are Like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

HAHAHAHA thats great bro

[FranKieC]

Women Are Like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

yea Boooooo!!

[Tren Bull]

i dont annoy the sh_t out of my women. i make a point of paying very close attention to what makes my woman happy and what doesn't... then i do everything in my power to make her smile constantly

[ianchov]

the original from Mizfit is good
good read

[FranKieC]

They are both funny as hell!

[QuieTSToRM33]

i'm either a breath of fresh air or storm..

The storm is not always welcomed

what u know about being a storm ?

[Mizfit]

what u know about being a storm ?

Meaning too much..

not a quiet one

[UpstateTank]

i feel like a poop after reading this

[auslifta]

wow is it that time of the month already
both funny, i dont take offence

[dedic8ed1]

That was pretty entertaining I liked it there are bad traits of every man and every woman but it's how we deal with eachothers inequties that make us compatible.
Now let me just say this "You show me a hot girl and I'll show you a guy that's tired of fukin her"he he I'm such a dick

[cfiler]

Women, can't live with them, have to masterbate without them.

[CSAR]

Women, can't live with them, have to masterbate without them.

Good one dude!