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  1. 10-19-2006, 06:05 PM #1
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    Something i never want to see again...

    This evening me and the girlfriend decided to pop round and see her mum.

    All was going well till i accidently let the dog upstairs (they have a gate on the stairs to stop the little bugger from going up there)....

    I hadnt noticed the dog had gone up but the girlfriend did as she watched it run up there, so as it was my fault i had to go retreive it.

    Was looking around and couldnt find the little bugger!! Noticed the door was slightly open to the bathroom... poked my head round the door to see if the mutt was in there and got an eyefull of something i never wanna EVER see again....

    My girlfriends mum on the crapper!!!! NICE!
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    just kidding well kinda
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  3. 10-19-2006, 06:16 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by notorious_mem

    just kidding well kinda
    ha ha - dude, shes in her 50's - trust me, u dont want pics!!!
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    alright bro just checking
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    That'll teach ya to fuk with the gate
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    Quote Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
    That'll teach ya to fuk with the gate
    teach me?? scared for life!!!! lesson learnt!

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    bwhahaha...thats embarassing...what the hell did she say..
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    Did you find the dog.Im worried does she need me to help her wipe or find the dog
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    bwhahaha...thats embarassing...what the hell did she say..
    she just looked at me with a look of 'what the hell you doing!!'

    after she came out i said sorry about that, and she just laughed and walked off.... wonder if she will give me her blessing to marry her daughter? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Did you find the dog.Im worried does she need me to help her wipe or find the dog
    she's divorced so wud probably love the help schmid!!! i'll pass on ya contact details!
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    THe smell must've been lovely
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    How do you know she was having a shit?.... women sit down for both ...... you know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodypaul
    How do you know she was having a shit?.... women sit down for both ...... you know!
    Maybe the expression on her face gave it away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodypaul
    women sit down for both ...... you know!
    Only the nice ones. Have you never seen the ones that can pee stood up at a urinal? (They're not men either!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git
    ha ha - dude, shes in her 50's - trust me, u dont want pics!!!

    if you want to know what your lass will look like in 20 years or so,they say look at the mother.
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    thats funny
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    did she see you , did you excuse yourself, say you were looking for the dog, ???


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    Is she hot?
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    Some, 50's are rather sexy...
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    lmao that's funny shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LBT
    Only the nice ones. Have you never seen the ones that can pee stood up at a urinal? (They're not men either!)
    yeah.... that's sexy
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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git
    she's divorced so wud probably love the help schmid!!! i'll pass on ya contact details!
    I would love that
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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git
    This evening me and the girlfriend decided to pop round and see her mum.

    All was going well till i accidently let the dog upstairs (they have a gate on the stairs to stop the little bugger from going up there)....

    I hadnt noticed the dog had gone up but the girlfriend did as she watched it run up there, so as it was my fault i had to go retreive it.

    Was looking around and couldnt find the little bugger!! Noticed the door was slightly open to the bathroom... poked my head round the door to see if the mutt was in there and got an eyefull of something i never wanna EVER see again....

    My girlfriends mum on the crapper!!!! NICE!
    If i walked in on my g/f mom i would cut my eyes off and my lips.Her mom looks like a hobbit.LOL
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  27. 10-20-2006, 03:44 PM #27
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    so did you find the dog...cmon.. the suspense is killing me!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
    so did you find the dog...cmon.. the suspense is killing me!!!
    I know im worried to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    I know im worried to.

    yeah found it in another room.... i feared the poor thing might have been mistaken for loo roll as the things all white!
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