Thread: Finish this sentence
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10-19-2006, 06:43 PM #1
Finish this sentence
I got so drunk one time
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10-19-2006, 06:45 PM #2Anabolic Member
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that i puked through my nose and my mouth simultaneously
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10-19-2006, 06:46 PM #3
lol ah man the old puke power play nice
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10-19-2006, 07:01 PM #4Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
gasping for breath while you're alone in a room is not the kind of feeling that makes you feel safe
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10-19-2006, 07:01 PM #5Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
gasping for breath while you're alone in a room is not the kind of feeling that makes you feel safe
there were people outside.. but the music was pretty loud i douibt they would have heard
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10-19-2006, 07:31 PM #6Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
packed it up...
and dropped 3 turds into my neighbors mail slot in their front door.
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10-19-2006, 07:33 PM #7
I got so drunk one time I fell asleep on the toilet for a couple hours,drunk and fuked up on xanax,ah the bad'ol days
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10-19-2006, 07:34 PM #8Originally Posted by novastepp
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10-19-2006, 07:44 PM #9Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
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10-19-2006, 07:47 PM #10
then i decided drinking was dumb.....
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10-19-2006, 07:58 PM #11Originally Posted by novastepp
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10-19-2006, 08:00 PM #12Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
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10-19-2006, 08:01 PM #13Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
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10-19-2006, 08:01 PM #14Originally Posted by Schmidty
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10-19-2006, 08:02 PM #15Banned
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vascular like a cock.
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10-19-2006, 08:03 PM #16
i lost my buddy in a huge drunken crowd of ppl and he passed out face first in the gutter till 7am when the parade was over. i took a cab home and the dude was gay and asking if i wanted to get involved with some sick shit.
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10-19-2006, 08:07 PM #17Originally Posted by death45456
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10-19-2006, 08:12 PM #18
i cant remember...
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10-19-2006, 08:12 PM #19Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
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10-19-2006, 08:26 PM #20
that i totalled my fathers car.
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10-19-2006, 08:46 PM #21Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
... i walked into a tree so hard i busted my face open. next morning when i woke up my mouth was glued together. i looked in the mirror and saw so much dried up blood on my lips i had to rinse it off with hot water before i could open my damn mouth.
...i put on some boxing gloves with some guy 3x's my size. woke up the next morning and thought for sure i was getting cauliflower ear.
...i hooked up with the real loc ness monster.
...woke up in a bed with 2 girls and my bestfriend. (those girls were actually hot though as opposed the loc ness monster)
...picked a fight with a bouncer, again got my ass kicked.
...made a move my friends aunt (she would have totally done it if he wasnt in the room with us)
...tried to break a glass bottle over my head and failed about 10x's (that shit HURTS for like a week dont do it)
ok thats about enough of my alcoholic youth days.
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10-19-2006, 08:49 PM #22
The bar where my girl worked there was another girl that worked that that looked like they could have been twins. Well i grabbed the other girl and started making out with her in front of everyone at the bar.
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10-19-2006, 08:51 PM #23Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
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10-19-2006, 09:08 PM #24Originally Posted by Bojangles69
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10-19-2006, 09:56 PM #25
I slept with a fatty...
I crashed my car into my garage. (16, and just got my license)
I bought 20 mcdonalds cheeseburgers, and stuffed them down my pants. (don't know my, just remember doing it infront of my friends)
I licked the rear window of a car. (We were bar hopping, and my friend was the DD. I was in the back seat. Well, we stop at a red light, and a cop pulls up behind us. Everyone was worried, and tried not to move. I turned around, and licked the window. The cop turns on his lights, and makes us all get out of the car. Gives us all a breathalizer. Luckily the DD wasn't drinking, but everyone else failed.)
I was laughing so hard when the cop asked "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The DD answers "No." Cop says "Some guy in the back was licking the window."
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10-19-2006, 10:07 PM #26
was the window leading you on? ive met some goldfish bowls like that before..little whores.
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10-20-2006, 06:10 AM #27
got some friends and lifted up neighbours mini cooper and put it in someones garden, over a little wall. he only had a tiny little gate. should have seen his face when he thought- how the fvck am i going to get that out.
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10-20-2006, 06:12 AM #28
got a phone book and rang every take away delivery company, made small orders and had them delivered to my neighbours house. i didnt like my old neighbour.
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10-20-2006, 06:24 AM #29Originally Posted by donniebrasco
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10-20-2006, 06:54 AM #30Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
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10-20-2006, 07:06 AM #31Associate Member
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Originally Posted by cfilerOriginally Posted by Bojangles69
anyways, to finish the sentance
... i banged my sister's best friend on the floor of my sis's room while my sis was asleep in her bed....hah, drunken highschool fun...
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10-20-2006, 07:48 AM #32Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
that i almost hit a lady and her 2 kids in a minivan going 60mPH I swayed missed her hiting a pole and winding up in the hospital with a few charges ...
never drank again
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10-20-2006, 09:10 AM #33Originally Posted by Mizfit
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10-20-2006, 09:28 AM #34Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
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10-20-2006, 09:32 AM #35Originally Posted by outofthebox
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10-20-2006, 09:35 AM #36
I was on some highway with a concrete median and had just left the bar with a couple guys from work I was so drunk that I fell asleep while driving and didn't wake up till the side of my truck started grinding the median and fuked up the wholr side of my truck,and what's really sad is that I went out drinking later I was such a dick
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10-20-2006, 09:36 AM #37Originally Posted by Bojangles69
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10-20-2006, 12:48 PM #38
...I finally had to say, "Okay grandma, I'm done."
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10-20-2006, 01:53 PM #39Originally Posted by scriptfactory
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10-20-2006, 01:54 PM #40Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
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