Finish this sentence

[dedic8ed1]

I got so drunk one time

[stunner5000pt]

that i puked through my nose and my mouth simultaneously

[dedic8ed1]

lol ah man the old puke power play nice

[stunner5000pt]

lol ah man the old puke power play nice

i cant say taht was the most pleasant experience

gasping for breath while you're alone in a room is not the kind of feeling that makes you feel safe

[stunner5000pt]

lol ah man the old puke power play nice

i cant say taht was the most pleasant experience

gasping for breath while you're alone in a room is not the kind of feeling that makes you feel safe

there were people outside.. but the music was pretty loud i douibt they would have heard

[novastepp]

I got so drunk one time

i shit in the snow...

packed it up...

and dropped 3 turds into my neighbors mail slot in their front door.

[dedic8ed1]

I got so drunk one time I fell asleep on the toilet for a couple hours,drunk and fuked up on xanax,ah the bad'ol days

[dedic8ed1]

i shit in the snow...

packed it up...

and dropped 3 turds into my neighbors mail slot in their front door.

Damn bro that's wrong on so many levels,did you get caught?

[audis4]

I got so drunk one time

....I'll let you know what happens tomorrow night

[RuhlFreak55]

then i decided drinking was dumb.....

[Schmidty]

i shit in the snow...

packed it up...

and dropped 3 turds into my neighbors mail slot in their front door.

I have done that sober.One time i had the runns really bad.i shit on this guys driveway.Picked up the liquid shit with a news paper wraper opened their glass door quietly rubbed it on the inside door handel.closed the door the rang the door bell and punched the door.he came out and touched the shit and ran back inside.me and my friend were hiding across the street so we could see him but he couldnt us.This guy goes back inside and grabs a pistol and is walking around the street in his whitey tightys looking for us.LOL them were good times

[Schmidty]

I got so drunk one time

i decided it would be a good idea to shoot up rum

[Schmidty]

I got so drunk one time

I had to hold on while i was laying on the floor

[Schmidty]

I had to hold on while i was laying on the floor

and that was tuff

[death45456]

vascular like a cock.

[kloter1]

i lost my buddy in a huge drunken crowd of ppl and he passed out face first in the gutter till 7am when the parade was over. i took a cab home and the dude was gay and asking if i wanted to get involved with some sick shit.

[Schmidty]

vascular like a cock.

WTF are you talkin about

[lightwaytbaby]

i cant remember...

[novastepp]

Damn bro that's wrong on so many levels,did you get caught?

nahh. got away with it. haha yeah, really disturbing though eh'

[STYLE74]

that i totalled my fathers car.

[Bojangles69]

I got so drunk one time

...i fell asleep on the parkway doing 70mph and slammed into a divider destroying the whole left side of my car. Still cant believe I didnt die that night. (when i was like 17)



... i walked into a tree so hard i busted my face open. next morning when i woke up my mouth was glued together. i looked in the mirror and saw so much dried up blood on my lips i had to rinse it off with hot water before i could open my damn mouth.


...i put on some boxing gloves with some guy 3x's my size. woke up the next morning and thought for sure i was getting cauliflower ear.


...i hooked up with the real loc ness monster.


...woke up in a bed with 2 girls and my bestfriend. (those girls were actually hot though as opposed the loc ness monster)


...picked a fight with a bouncer, again got my ass kicked.


...made a move my friends aunt (she would have totally done it if he wasnt in the room with us)

...tried to break a glass bottle over my head and failed about 10x's (that shit HURTS for like a week dont do it)


ok thats about enough of my alcoholic youth days.

[gixxerboy1]

The bar where my girl worked there was another girl that worked that that looked like they could have been twins. Well i grabbed the other girl and started making out with her in front of everyone at the bar.

[Bojangles69]

The bar where my girl worked there was another girl that worked that that looked like they could have been twins. Well i grabbed the other girl and started making out with her in front of everyone at the bar.

lmao

[gixxerboy1]

lmao

it is now. Trust me i paid. i paid dearly for that one.

[cfiler]

I slept with a fatty...

I crashed my car into my garage. (16, and just got my license)

I bought 20 mcdonalds cheeseburgers, and stuffed them down my pants. (don't know my, just remember doing it infront of my friends)

I licked the rear window of a car. (We were bar hopping, and my friend was the DD. I was in the back seat. Well, we stop at a red light, and a cop pulls up behind us. Everyone was worried, and tried not to move. I turned around, and licked the window. The cop turns on his lights, and makes us all get out of the car. Gives us all a breathalizer. Luckily the DD wasn't drinking, but everyone else failed.)

I was laughing so hard when the cop asked "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The DD answers "No." Cop says "Some guy in the back was licking the window."

[Bojangles69]

was the window leading you on? ive met some goldfish bowls like that before..little whores.

[donniebrasco]

got some friends and lifted up neighbours mini cooper and put it in someones garden, over a little wall. he only had a tiny little gate. should have seen his face when he thought- how the fvck am i going to get that out.

[donniebrasco]

got a phone book and rang every take away delivery company, made small orders and had them delivered to my neighbours house. i didnt like my old neighbour.

[Mizfit]

got a phone book and rang every take away delivery company, made small orders and had them delivered to my neighbours house. i didnt like my old neighbour.

because he caught me pepping in when he was waxing his ass

[Bruce000]

I got so drunk one time

I sawa truck in the distanc and indicated to overtake......It wasnt a truck it was a stionary shevron. Ended up driving my car into the bush.

[outofthebox]

I licked the rear window of a car. (We were bar hopping, and my friend was the DD. I was in the back seat. Well, we stop at a red light, and a cop pulls up behind us. Everyone was worried, and tried not to move. I turned around, and licked the window. The cop turns on his lights, and makes us all get out of the car. Gives us all a breathalizer. Luckily the DD wasn't drinking, but everyone else failed.)

I was laughing so hard when the cop asked "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The DD answers "No." Cop says "Some guy in the back was licking the window."

was the window leading you on? ive met some goldfish bowls like that before..little whores.

I cant decide wich is funnier/weirder...

anyways, to finish the sentance
... i banged my sister's best friend on the floor of my sis's room while my sis was asleep in her bed....hah, drunken highschool fun...

[V_Vandetta]

I got so drunk one time

that i almost hit a lady and her 2 kids in a minivan going 60mPH I swayed missed her hiting a pole and winding up in the hospital with a few charges ...

never drank again

[donniebrasco]

because he caught me pepping in when he was waxing his ass

no, the fvcker ran over my mates cat.

[dedic8ed1]

The bar where my girl worked there was another girl that worked that that looked like they could have been twins. Well i grabbed the other girl and started making out with her in front of everyone at the bar.

Nice

[dedic8ed1]

I cant decide wich is funnier/weirder...

anyways, to finish the sentance
... i banged my sister's best friend on the floor of my sis's room while my sis was asleep in her bed....hah, drunken highschool fun...

You savage fukin beast,ah the good ol highschool days if I could only go back,Did you boy find out?

[dedic8ed1]

I was on some highway with a concrete median and had just left the bar with a couple guys from work I was so drunk that I fell asleep while driving and didn't wake up till the side of my truck started grinding the median and fuked up the wholr side of my truck,and what's really sad is that I went out drinking later I was such a dick

[scriptfactory]

...woke up in a bed with 2 girls and my bestfriend. (those girls were actually hot though as opposed the loc ness monster)

...and then you realized that your butthole was really, REALLY sore... Now he's REALLY your "best friend."

[LawMan018]

...I finally had to say, "Okay grandma, I'm done."

[dedic8ed1]

...and then you realized that your butthole was really, REALLY sore... Now he's REALLY your "best friend."

DAMN,OWNED

[IronReload04]

I got so drunk one time

went jogging around the block compelety naked and knocked on the door of this milf that i had never talked to before but we eye ****ed each other all the time. she answered.