First time in a gym

**DARKSEID** · 10-20-2006, 07:16 AM

I walk into the gym last night behind 3 guys probably about 20 years old or so looking to find out membership prices. One of the trainers comes over and starts telling them prices and all. I go over to the freeweight section, about to put on my headphones and I see the 4 of them come in, so I waited a minute just to see what they were talking about out of curiosity. So the trainer says, "this is our freeweight section". First comment out of one of the guys mouth is "Freeweight! So that means I don't gotta pay to use this sh*t, and I can take it home? I was amazed the trainer could keep a straight face in response to that.

**LBT** · 10-20-2006, 07:23 AM

Haha. That's good.

**QuieTSToRM33** · 10-20-2006, 08:41 AM

ha ... wise ass kids

**big L 17** · 10-20-2006, 08:44 AM

lmao what a idoit sad part he was probly be dead seroius

**V_Vandetta** · 10-20-2006, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by big L 17

lmao what a idoit sad part he was probly be dead seroius

LMAO he was

***G-1000*** · 10-20-2006, 08:51 AM

How can people be so dumb.

**DARKSEID** · 10-20-2006, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by salmon1

this never happened but it's funny anyways

In 3 years I've posted only a couple topics in here, so I really have no reason to come in and make it up. Big L 17- he was serious, he wasn't smiling or joking around with the trainer when he asked, nor were any of his buddies, they had serious looks on there faces.

**l2elapse** · 10-20-2006, 10:57 AM

haha he had to be kidding, i dont think anyone would actually say that without joking

**lightwaytbaby** · 10-20-2006, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by salmon1

this never happened but it's funny anyways

bro, why are you so negative....its really annoying.

**RuhlFreak55** · 10-20-2006, 01:35 PM

their blood is upon my steel

**heavyhitter08** · 10-20-2006, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby

bro, why are you so negative....its really annoying.

for real always messing up the threads....

**notorious_mem** · 10-20-2006, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by salmon1

this never happened but it's funny anyways

is the cup half full or half empty when u look at it.lol jk

**Schmidty** · 10-20-2006, 02:35 PM

Wait ur not suppose to take the free weights home????????????LOL

**big L 17** · 10-20-2006, 02:36 PM

its people like that, that make my days worth wild

**Schmidty** · 10-20-2006, 03:22 PM

I better get those weight back to the gym

**THE_DOME** · 10-20-2006, 06:53 PM

wow i can belive it i talk to stupid people everyday on the phone

**anaBROLIC** · 10-20-2006, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by salmon1

this never happened but it's funny anyways

**DARKSEID** · 10-20-2006, 09:25 PM

I really hoped they signed up, I'd love to see how they workout.

**goodcents** · 10-21-2006, 10:44 AM

I could go on for hours about stupid shit I heard when I was a manager at ballys

Guys making out in toilet stalls, 400lb + people not joining, one bitch had sieziures every 2-5 min. on the thread mill and would get threw off it each time (finally had to "politelty" ask her to stop getting on the thread mill,wtf!)having to call cops to remove people when the fuking hot tub would be down, they go crazy on that shlt, people trying to sunbath naked on the back deck, fukers shlting in the hot tub and even a couple of people dying in the club (that's some fuking paper work

)

**big L 17** · 10-21-2006, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by goodcents

I could go on for hours about stupid shit I heard when I was a manager at ballys

Guys making out in toilet stalls, 400lb + people not joining, one bitch had sieziures every 2-5 min. on the thread mill and would get threw off it each time (finally had to "politelty" ask her to stop getting on the thread mill,wtf!)having to call cops to remove people when the fuking hot tub would be down, they go crazy on that shlt, people trying to sunbath naked on the back deck, fukers shlting in the hot tub and even a couple of people dying in the club (that's some fuking paper work

)

holly shit thats crazy stuff so why dont u work there anymore lol

**goodcents** · 10-21-2006, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by big L 17

holly shit thats crazy stuff so why dont u work there anymore lol

I bought a tanning salon from a guy I knew. Glad to get out, they started cutting pay, fuking with everyone,etc.

The people that died
1.She was doing aerobics and just had a heart attack(bltchs' family wanted to sue ballys after one guy gave her cpr even after it was evident she was dead, but he still tried

)
2. Guy was running on track and just dropped like a rock after dying of a heart attack.

ps, I was doing the tread mill one day at 24hr. fitness and seen an old man slump ( I thought ahh fuk,not again

) over on the leg extension and this guy I knew was working out too, so he helped him (lucky for the old guy, the guy was a fire fighter) he lived. One day I will start a thread "stupid shit I have seen while dealing with the public"

**Ejuicer** · 10-21-2006, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

I could go on for hours about stupid shit I heard when I was a manager at ballys

Guys making out in toilet stalls, 400lb + people not joining, one bitch had sieziures every 2-5 min. on the thread mill and would get threw off it each time (finally had to "politelty" ask her to stop getting on the thread mill,wtf!)having to call cops to remove people when the fuking hot tub would be down, they go crazy on that shlt, people trying to sunbath naked on the back deck, fukers shlting in the hot tub and even a couple of people dying in the club (that's some fuking paper work

)

There's a lot of crazy shit that goes on at gyms.
One of the worst things I had at the gym I work at was someone taking a shit on the heat box inside the dry sauna. The box is 3-4feet off the ground so they would have climbed to get on it to do it.
It stunk the place up for a good week until the entire unit had to be replaced because the smell was embedded.

There was also an incident with the cops involving the hot tub, a gay guy and another guy that definitely wasn't gay.

Some foreign guy walking onto the gym floor wearing nothing but a towel.

There's still lots of other stories as well.

**goodcents** · 10-21-2006, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Ejuicer

There's a lot of crazy shit that goes on at gyms.
One of the worst things I had at the gym I work at was someone taking a shit on the heat box inside the dry sauna. The box is 3-4feet off the ground so they would have climbed to get on it to do it.
It stunk the place up for a good week until the entire unit had to be replaced because the smell was embedded.

There was also an incident with the cops involving the hot tub, a gay guy and another guy that definitely wasn't gay.

Some foreign guy walking onto the gym floor wearing nothing but a towel.

There's still lots of other stories as well.

Do you work at a gym? I've got hours of stories

Then I've got the tanning salon: You know why we don't have trash cans in the rooms?( because they shit and piss in them

) cracked out chics passing out in the rooms and having to open the doors so the cops can check on them

(the doors have a little slot that lets you open them from the outside with a tool. btw, we don't use keyed locks because the keys would always get lost

) I had one bltch piss all over a seat and then come out saying it was like that when she got the bed (bs!, I personally cleaned that bed) I've got a buddy that just opened a tanning salon and I told him not to put trash cans in the rooms and he said " it can't be that bad" he called me within a week and said someone pissed in the basket! ( the thing was, it was a fuking wire basket with out a liner, they pissed in an open trash can, wtf is wrong with people)
You can't even imagine the shit that people do.

**Ejuicer** · 10-21-2006, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Do you work at a gym? I've got hours of stories

Then I've got the tanning salon: You know why we don't have trash cans in the rooms?( because they shit and piss in them

) cracked out chics passing out in the rooms and having to open the doors so the cops can check on them

(the doors have a little slot that lets you open them from the outside with a tool. btw, we don't use keyed locks because the keys would always get lost

) I had one bltch piss all over a seat and then come out saying it was like that when she got the bed (bs!, I personally cleaned that bed) I've got a buddy that just opened a tanning salon and I told him not to put trash cans in the rooms and he said " it can't be that bad" he called me within a week and said someone pissed in the basket! ( the thing was, it was a fuking wire basket with out a liner, they pissed in an open trash can, wtf is wrong with people)
You can't even imagine the shit that people do.

Ya, i'm a manager at a big chain here in canada.

That's funny. I would never think tanning places would be that bad.

**goodcents** · 10-21-2006, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by Ejuicer

Ya, i'm a manager at a big chain here in canada.

That's funny. I would never think tanning places would be that bad.

We could probably swap stories for hours, I managed at ballys for 41/2 years

I've got some lovely sex stories too. The private staff bathrooms, conference room tables, etc.

Back to tanning salons, I just love when chics start their periods and bleed all over the fuking place (usually teen girls, I guess they don't know when they are about to start?

) we have to steam the carpets (which we do every week anyway with the high foot traffic)and put on the rubber gloves and start bio clean up

Chics leaving bloody liners behind the beds, etc.

**goodcents** · 10-21-2006, 01:20 PM

Had a member come in drunk and try to touch teen aged girls and shit, had him removed. Shop lifters caught on tape stealing lotion, one chic tried to destroy one of my rooms because she was on meth or something, cops pulled her out of the room naked. The fuked up part is my salon is in a good suburb and I still get the trash, wtf?

I had a poster with a chic using hempz tanning lotion and I guess someone didn't like the thought or something and ripped it into little pieces. I had one chic just walk out with a fuking radio that was in the room. I had one employee that just threw a wall clock at a fly on the wall destroying the clock and she didn't even hit the bug (I fired that bltch and made her pay for the clock

)

**goodcents** · 10-21-2006, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by salmon1

I've never been in a tanning bed... maybe it's best that way

It's the same shit in any kind of business, the public seems to be hell bent on fuking up a place, it pisses them off not to tear up something

Goodcents has major burn out

**Damien_III** · 10-21-2006, 02:40 PM

My mother owns a few gyms and has told me some crazy storys aswell, the latest one was this young lass the openly talked about how she was taking laxatives to get thin, as it turns out she took a few to many and s**t herself while she was on the treadmill. If that wasnt bad enough she had a pair of those tight shorts on aswell so it was very noticeable, and a trail of runny s**t on the treadmill and all the way to the womens changing room. She came back to the gym the next day like nothing happend.

She is now known as "the lass that s**t herself" lol.

My wife works there aswell (how I met her) she said once when she was working someone at the other gym rang her to tell her some bloke just had a heart attack and died in the gym. As it turns out when she got off the phone the member she was serving in reception asked her what was wrong so she told her and to cut a long story short it turned out to me this womens husband that died. Whats the chances eh?

**DARKSEID** · 10-21-2006, 06:10 PM

I talked to the trainer today, according to him, they were most def. serious. He said even as they left and went outside, none of them were laughing or anything.

**cfiler** · 10-21-2006, 06:30 PM

When I worked retail, I hated people who couldn't find a price tag, so they would come up to me and say "Is this free."

There was a jerk who kept freaking out, and swearing about it not having a price tag. So I had enough and said "yes it's free..."

He starts walking fast, and leaves the store. Next thing I know, security runs outside, and tackles him to the ground. And drgas him into the store. He tried to blame it on me, but I said that I never met him before.

They didn't press charges against him, but banned him from the store for 6 months.

**cfiler** · 10-21-2006, 06:34 PM

The store I worked at, also had a shop that did oil changes, and other small stuff for cars.

There was one lady who signed a work-order for 4 new tires, and had them installed. Then realised she didn't have money to pay for them. So the shop would keep her car, untill she could come back with the money.

She didn't like that, and hopped in her car, and tried to drive away. She drove it straight into the shops garage door, and ripped it off the track, and broke her front windshield and sun roof.

She ended up being brought to small claim court, and had to pay her vehicle repairs, the tires, the new door, and all the labour to install the door, aswell as the stores lawyer fees.