Do you work at a gym? I've got hours of stories

Then I've got the tanning salon: You know why we don't have trash cans in the rooms?( because they shit and piss in them

) cracked out chics passing out in the rooms and having to open the doors so the cops can check on them

(the doors have a little slot that lets you open them from the outside with a tool. btw, we don't use keyed locks because the keys would always get lost

) I had one bltch piss all over a seat and then come out saying it was like that when she got the bed (bs!, I personally cleaned that bed) I've got a buddy that just opened a tanning salon and I told him not to put trash cans in the rooms and he said " it can't be that bad" he called me within a week and said someone pissed in the basket! ( the thing was, it was a fuking wire basket with out a liner, they pissed in an open trash can, wtf is wrong with people)
You can't even imagine the shit that people do.