How many get asked if they "play football"

**minihulkwestcoast** · 10-22-2006, 01:05 AM

This happens to me seemingly on a daily basis. What about you guys?

**lucabratzi** · 10-22-2006, 01:12 AM

thats mad funny cause people really do ask everyday..then i say no, and that i know as much as the average woman does...which then really throws them off...

**lightwaytbaby** · 10-22-2006, 10:08 PM

+1, but i guess the fact that i did, and the 6'3'' 245lb. frame give it away...

**chest6** · 10-22-2006, 10:10 PM

I get it every single day at work..customers ask me prolly 4-5 times a day

One the other day asked if I took steroids..ghey

I then asked if they have ever worked out in their life

**IronReload04** · 10-23-2006, 12:08 AM

daily......even though im 5'8

**FranKieC** · 10-23-2006, 12:17 AM

Foozball?

**Superhuman** · 10-23-2006, 12:20 AM

i get it all the time... I used to get it like 5x a day @ Georgia Southern when I went there beause it was a big football school. I'm gonna try out for the NFL in like 5 years when I'm out of the Air Force and like 320lbs of solid muscle and I'll have plenty of time to make my 40 even better.

**Carlos_E** · 10-23-2006, 05:24 AM

I used to work for the NFL at their corporate headquarters. I was asked daily.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 10-23-2006, 05:25 AM

I get asked about rugby. similar reasoning I guess.

**mark_newcastle** · 10-23-2006, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

I get asked about rugby. similar reasoning I guess.

ditto lol

"NOOO!!!!!"

**I_Want_Abs** · 10-23-2006, 06:32 AM

yeah i get asked if im a rugby player from time to time.

i love it....

**lucabratzi** · 10-23-2006, 08:45 AM

i've learned to use it to my advantage though...if im at a bar and not drinking...they think its odd...until i say im takin my college career serious because im goin into the 2007 draft...

**BigLittleTim** · 10-23-2006, 08:50 AM

"So, like, did you play football in school?" is the straight man's come-on line.

They're really not gay, but they just HAVE to say something about how friggin' BIG and POWERFUL you are. Their eyes follow you all over the gym; they ask you a question about lifting and they're staring at your pecs (I'm up here, big fella.); When they can't stand it any more they just HAVE to say something about your size, and sports is pretty innocuous. I mean, they can't lead into it with: "Jeeze, you've got some big thighs and pecs, don't ya!"

I tell them I play Rugby, which is like American Football, only without all the sissy padding and helmets and such. I ask them if they're interested in joining the team. No takers thus far.

-BigLittleTim

**IronReload04** · 10-23-2006, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by BigLittleTim

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I tell them I play Rugby, which is like American Football, only without all the sissy padding and helmets and such. I ask them if they're interested in joining the team. No takers thus far.

-BigLittleTim

good stuff

**stayinstacked** · 10-23-2006, 10:36 AM

I get asked this alot

***perfectbeast2001*** · 10-23-2006, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by BigLittleTim

"So, like, did you play football in school?" is the straight man's come-on line.

They're really not gay, but they just HAVE to say something about how friggin' BIG and POWERFUL you are. Their eyes follow you all over the gym; they ask you a question about lifting and they're staring at your pecs (I'm up here, big fella.); When they can't stand it any more they just HAVE to say something about your size, and sports is pretty innocuous. I mean, they can't lead into it with: "Jeeze, you've got some big thighs and pecs, don't ya!"

I tell them I play Rugby, which is like American Football, only without all the sissy padding and helmets and such. I ask them if they're interested in joining the team. No takers thus far.

-BigLittleTim

Your posts are always insightful and bring a smile. By the way "nice pecs" *stares at tims chest*

**Carlos_E** · 10-23-2006, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

Your posts are always insightful and bring a smile. By the way "nice pecs" *stares at tims chest*

Don't stare too long. You're his type.

**BigLittleTim** · 10-23-2006, 11:57 AM

Well, then the feeling would me MORE than mutual.

Big English blokes, esp. with Rugby Prop-forward builds, are the best.

-BigLittleTim

**Mizfit** · 10-23-2006, 03:06 PM

no one has ever asked me this

**Anabolic CEO** · 10-23-2006, 03:45 PM

I always get asked if i am Bringin Sexy Back....why is this??

RA · 10-23-2006, 03:54 PM

I had a kid ask me if I was a fireman... I said why? He said "Because your so buff" lol

**l2elapse** · 10-23-2006, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Anabolic CEO

I always get asked if i am Bringin Sexy Back....why is this??

J timberlake

**l2elapse** · 10-23-2006, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

I had a kid ask me if I was a fireman... I said why? He said "Because your so buff" lol

sorry sir! the Maize and blue are going down

**Anabolic CEO** · 10-23-2006, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by justinandrews7

J timberlake

I know...I was kidding....ROFL.

**Hellmaskbanned** · 10-23-2006, 04:01 PM

I know friends who've played both football and rugby and they said by far football was tougher. Because play after play you have to run full force into the opposing player , and that pads do not help much, while in rugby it's more of a close quaters wrestle shots. Never played so I don't know....But in football there are much bigger and faster athletes hitting opposed to rugby in a whole.

I'm rarely asked if I play football anymore that I've dropped bodyfat..

When I was 18 6'4'' 245lbs I was asked if I play football....Now nobody asks....LOL I had one chinese lady in a chinese food place asked me if I played basketball............bitch...LOL

**BigLittleTim** · 10-23-2006, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

no one has ever asked me this

"Excuse me, but are you a fitness model?"

-BigLittleTim

RA · 10-23-2006, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by justinandrews7

sorry sir! the Maize and blue are going down

Yeah, they keep saying that every week

8-0

**cfiler** · 10-23-2006, 09:10 PM

I was asked if I played hockey or baseball, but never footbal. Don't know why. Maybe because football is not as big in Canada?

Or maybe it's because I'm a fatty?

**punchrf** · 10-24-2006, 11:47 PM

i get asked if i'm a wrestler more than football player. d@mnit. just because i'm only 5'7" doesn't mean i couldn't be an effective football player. hasn't anyone seen the movie rudy?

**novastepp** · 10-24-2006, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by Anabolic CEO

I always get asked if i am Bringin Sexy Back....why is this??

probably because u have 4-5 abs showing.

**zimmy** · 10-24-2006, 11:57 PM

you guys get asked if you are football players...i get maced... wtf is that ?

**THE_DOME** · 10-25-2006, 12:05 AM

hells yea i gues if your big you must play football, i get alot of guys that are on the team making comments like im there next D end next year.

**Fordfan01** · 10-25-2006, 12:08 AM

I get asked alot in my intramural football league. Obviously not because of my size but i run a 4.55 40. But i make a better track runner than a football player so i stuck with that.

**AnabolicAndre** · 10-25-2006, 12:39 AM

people ask me if I wrestle, probably because I did.

But now I play rugby, and own people

I cant wait to get on cycle and play I can be like SUSTAMAN!!!!

quote sustaman

"WTF I though steriods were supposed to make you able to fight"

**chest6** · 10-25-2006, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by Fordfan01

I get asked alot in my intramural football league. Obviously not because of my size but i run a 4.55 40. But i make a better track runner than a football player so i stuck with that.

U make nova look like a lineman

luv u nova

**scriptfactory** · 10-25-2006, 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I used to work for the NFL at their corporate headquarters. I was asked daily.

You don't have to lie to kick it, man. There ain't no 5'2" NFL players... not even Rudy was that short...

Just playing.

**Carlos_E** · 10-25-2006, 04:51 AM

What or who is a Rudy? I am 5'6" ya' hater!

**scriptfactory** · 10-25-2006, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

What or who is a Rudy? I am 5'6" ya' hater!

Don't you remember that movie where that hobbit dude (the guy who played Sam in LoTR) wanted to play for Notre Dame? I think the movie was even called Rudy. It wasn't very good...

**Carlos_E** · 10-25-2006, 07:25 AM

Naa, never heard of it. I don't follow football. I just screw the players.

**Chins** · 10-25-2006, 08:10 AM

I get asked about wrestling everyday in the gym when I start or someone starts a convo with me. I have a big neck. I never wrestled

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